Thread 33936899

Ask The Opposite Gender Anything

what happens to goth chicks after 30?

>>33936902
Nothing they just go out less

How closely correlated is height to virginity in straight men? Has this been studied?

>>33936902
I was an early 2000's goth chick

I gave it up after 26, and had a family, jesus some of my friends were goth till like 35 and it was NOT a good look

>>33936937
What's your current aesthetic?

i hate women

>>33936936
>How closely correlated is height to virginity in straight men? Has this been studied?
r=0.69

>>33936941
>i hate women
A fat chick busted your balls

>>33936940
my current aesthetic is MILF that still gets boned two or three times a week

I really only wear comfortable and conservative clothes now

>>33936936
Face > all

>>33936946
no I was abused as child by women

>>33936948
Cheers to a healthy marriage

>>33936949
Nah

i hate women
women can of course still give me sex

>>33936906
>>Almost 60% of women on Bumble were willing to consider a man who was 6 feet tall.
>>That number dropped to almost 30% for men 1 inch below the 6 foot threshold
>Fucking brutal, lads.

Men should not use dating apps anymore. Let women date each other. Femanons, your dating profile should get no likes and no matches from men. That's the end goal. If it takes us 30 years to get there, so be it. I'll personally still be alive to see you alone and devoid of attention.

>>33936952
Yeh, you know it's true

>>33936949
>Face > all
If only...

Girls say that I'm handsome, I'm just too short.

i hate women

>>33936954
>Let women date each other
Hotttt!

>>33936902
they become goth milfs

I've been informed by my lawyer that im not allowed to love blondes anymore

>>33936964
I wish there were more redheads

Why can't girls suffer from loneliness and childlessness the same way we men do? It's not fair modern world only imposes bad things on us....

i hate women

>>33936954
M
I was thinking about downloading one. but this stat killed any motivation I had.

>>33936899 (OP)
I love the OP picture because it perfectly illustrates how dysgenic normie goblinoids will inherit the earth

I don't care that you broke your elbow

i hate women

Questions for femanons.

When a guy tries talking to you, about how often would you say you're just completely disgusted by this useless fucking loser even thinking they have the slightest chance with you?

Follow up question, about how often do you match with guys like that on dating apps just to make fun of them with your friends?

>>33936980
>When a guy tries talking to you, about how often would you say you're just completely disgusted by this useless fucking loser even thinking they have the slightest chance with you?
0% of the time.

I've never used apps.

>>33936980
Have you considered that you're inviting bad karma in your life with all this hate and negativity

>>33936948
how good is your husband in bed?
do you cum?
how often do you masturbate?
how many kids do you have?
pubic hair status?
sex toys?

Would it be ok to distribute free speed to other students as a prop for my oral presentation on the effect of amphetamine salts?

As a 6' guy, if a woman even mentions men's height I'm not saying another word to her and tune out completely. There need to be consequences, no matter how small.

>>33936982
Yes but then I remember karma is cope.
>>33936981
Thank you

>>33936987
Wow okay.

>do you cum?
Yes
>how often do you masturbate?
once a week usually
>how many kids do you have?
3
>pubic hair status?
unshaved
>sex toys?
yes, a few

>>33936989
>I am so mad women like my appearance
Weird.

>>33936982
What is he supposed to believe if women tell him that he shouldn't have any self-confidence every day by rejecting him and not dating/fucking him? Looking forward to what cope you'll come up with now for that anon.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33936993
It isn't weird. If I start mentioning weight, breast size and hypocrisy, I will get a barrage of insults and snide comments on all of my defects.
You shouldn't get to say and do whatever you want in this world just because you're a woman.

>>33936993
Fuck you we're more than our appearances

/atoga/, would you ever abandon your nakama?

>>33936998
A literal whore who's reaching the wall

i hate women

>>33937002
I don't have any "nakama" to abandon.

>>33936999
It is. A woman complimenting you for your appearance is not an offense against men who don't look like you.

Me saying "I love that my husband is tall" does not mean that I think every man under 6 feet is a subhuman. Unless she is putting short men down, it makes no sense to be offended on their behalf.

>>33937001
I agree. But hot men are hot, it's fine to talk about it.

Why do women have to be evil?

>>33937009
Because it benefits their offspring.
Think of all the vile things your own mother did before and even after giving birth to you.

>>33936993
>man says 'so, you're a D cup and 95lbs? Nice, I like that'
>NOO DUMP HIM IMMEDIATELY RED FLAG RED FLAG

>woman says 'So, you're 6'+? Nice, I like that'
>Uhmm this is normal, let women like things

>>33937009
Result of them being raised as Disney princesses. Honestly, the solution is to abuse more females, at least they will fear and respect men.

>>33937007
>A woman complimenting you for your appearance is not an offense against men who don't look like you.
We're talking about height, not appearance in general. It's an indication that she's shallow and has a tendency to shit talk men for their immutable characteristics. Just because I (supposedly) meet some of her current standards doesn't mean she won't compliment even taller men for being taller in the future, while changing her assessment of men of <insert arbitrary height> to be subhuman.
She's just not worth talking to and enabling.

>>33936899 (OP)
Women, have you ever danced with a man?

What's your traumatic experience?

>>33937020
i hate women

>>33937020
What the hell lol
What is she crying about?

>>33936992
you're so fucking hot milf anon, I came thinking about you, have a good night

>>33937024
Cringe simp

>>33937014
I think commenting on a woman's weight, especially a specific number on a scale, is a little bit of a faux pas, mostly because it changes so much through a normal woman's life with pregnancy and hormonal fluctuations.
If you tell your wife "I find you attractive at X weight", you're basically putting yourself in a tough position for the future when she won't be X weight.

But my husband was always pretty open about his love for my tits, I never viewed it negatively or anything. I'd sure hope the man I have sex with likes my body. I don't know why I'd want anything else.

>>33937016
You're, again, implying that liking your body means she considers everyone different from you a subhuman. It just isn't the case.

>>33937020
Is she disabled (autistic)?

>>33937017
Yeah! It's fun.

>>33937020
Dealing with women
>>33937023
>>33937027
My guess is she went to India and it wasn't what she expected

>>33937026
>that liking your body means she considers
I think I know who you are. You never read the things you decide to reply to and then invent some strawman gibberish around conclusious you pulled out of your ass. Did I say anything about her complimenting me and me being a weirdo about it?

>>33937023
>What is she crying about?
Pretty easy to tell with context clues

Do women really go "Wow, this man is insanely dangerous, I want him to fuck me"? I am trying to understand the psychology here.

>>33937017
Yes, in PE. I was an ugly unpopular nerd and I thought dance lessons were lame but the boys were fucking shaking and sweating, afraid to look me in the eye, red-faced and panting like dogs. It was then that I realized that 90% of men have no aspirations past attaining female approval and that they're drones for me to use as I please.

>>33937030
What do women expect from India? Lmao

>>33937034
The psychology is women love power and hate weakness, that's all there is

>>33937036
Yoga and meditating while walking barefoot across the hills to different temples

Eat, Pray, Love ruined an entire generation of women

>>33937017
Yeah I've danced a traditional dance with a boy at school, a lot of group dances too (these are mixed gender). We also tried to learn waltzing once but both me and the other kid were bad at it

I wish I had been born a girl, life would've been so much easier. No loneliness, no struggling with meaning, no hardship or social isolation during covid

>>33936998
velcro factory

Is it true that tintin is asexual because of all the brain damage he took frombeing hit in the head at every album?

>>33937020
unironically never had one

>>33937032
I've literally said I'd understand your position if this woman was putting other men down in front of you, but if she's just talking positively about your height I do not think it is reasonable or warranted to act like she's insulting men who don't look like you.

>Just because I (supposedly) meet some of her current standards doesn't mean she won't compliment even taller men for being taller in the future, while changing her assessment of men of <insert arbitrary height> to be subhuman.
This is the statement I was taking issue with. Complimenting a man for his height does not imply that men below that height are subhuman, it just doesn't follow.

>>33937039
Sounds fucking retarded. Do women really?

>>33937045
Tintin is volcel king

>>33937034
Depends on the woman. I don't, if I don't feel secure with a man I have zero desire to ever be intimate with him in any capacity.

>>33937030
>My guess is she went to India and it wasn't what she expected
She expected it to be like Dubai where she went a few times and got shat on by some distinguished Al Maktoum gentlemen. To her dismay, the impoverished wouldn't reserve their bowel movements for privileged white women. It's quite sad, actually, as you can probably tell from the video itself

>>33937017
Does twerking on a guy count as dancing to you?

>>33936899 (OP)
Women what kind of threesome do you like more? FFM, or MMF?

>>33937059
Threesomes are degenerate.

>>33937059
I've only done FFM. In a hypothetical that's comfortable, I think FMM could also be fun.

>>33937058
depends on your ass

>>33937064
It's perfect.

>>33936980
When I dont wanna talk to a guy, I simply dont reply or reply very late (1 or 2 texts a day) and eventually he gets the point

>>33937048
there are very few ways to make a compliment about height that's not demeaning or comparative, due to the connotation women have given to this topic. I haven't heard any such compliment that sounded right, even when it was about me.

>>33937035
JH with her headcanon again

>>33936937
>I gave it up after 26
So weak. I plan to stay as a femboy until I'm 40 or so, it depends on how I age. After that, I would become a femman. I still have a very long road till then, but I don't see myself as a family man at all.

>>33936899 (OP)
Men, which one are you picking?

>>33937069
It seems like you're projecting your own narrative onto people's words to feel mad about it.

If I tell a man "I love how tall you are", it does not mean "I hate how short John is", it does not mean "I'd hate for you to be shorter". It just means that I like how tall he is.
To me, it is the same as saying "I love your blue eyes" - it does not mean I don't like brown eyes, and it does not mean I'd hate for him to not have blue eyes.

I've liked men much shorter than my husband and found them perfectly attractive, I never thought negatively of their height and never wished they were taller when I was with them/crushing on them. I still like the way my husband's body looks, and it makes me feel good that he's much bigger than me.

>>33937068
Why not just say that you don't wanna talk to him?

>>33937048
>>33937083
You're struggling to understand the function of a compliment. Why would I say "I appreciate that you're loyal" if I wasn't comparing her to whores? Or "your golden hair is beautiful" if I hadn't seen women with shit-colored hair?

>>33937089
no she is struggling to understand that you are a bad faith troll because she is autistic.

>>33937082
>all of them have tattoos and are middle aged
None, they need to be half their age and have no tattoos first of all.

>>33937082
The ones without retarded tattoos. I fucking hate them.

>>33937093
Just a lil autistic. I thought he was retarded at first :(

>>33937082
D is the best but none of them are really my type.

>>33937082
I'm not picking any of them.

>>33937082
None.
Kys

How can i cind my american waifu?

>>33937073
That wasn't me. Fuck you.

For M/F, also state your age and country if that helps give context:

What's usually the difference between the time your alarm is set and when your shift officially begins at work/school?
So including waking up, getting ready, eating, commuting, any extra buffer time, etc.
I think if I tried hard enough, I could get it down to around 40 minutes, but not sure how advantageous that is compared to the average person.

For reference, I'm 24/M in Western Europe and that would look something like:
- 08h20: alarm set
- 08h40: leaving my apartment
- 08h55: arriving at uni
- 09h00: classes begin

>>33937086
NTA but he may refuse to take no for an answer. Then you get lots of sad or angry or faux-concerned messages. It's better to be boring and let him decide he doesn't want to talk.

>>33937082
tasty slampig contest, would fuck everyone

>>33937112
They need men like you

>>33937068
in such cases I directly follow up with another message just to reflect their autistic behaviour straight back to them
>>33937082
D no question

>>33937082
all are disgusting fat hags
so if suicide isnt an option, E I guess

>>33937109
dont make excuses now

>>33937083
Again, and I've said this before but you chose to ignore it: the topic is charged and women being nonchalant when commenting on men's height and casually saying things like 'my ex was 6'3 and <insert trivia about the perks of being a tall jar grabber and opener like you>' are comparative by definition. The example of a situation where tall men have an advantage also implies that she's more likely to date men *because* they're tall and *because* they're more useful. Women make these rules and they generally seem to bring up height unprompted, like they're obsessed with it (and they might be).

>>33937073
She wouldn't say that because she would lose her simp army here.

>>33937110
F, 32.
I start work at 8:30.
Two days a week I have an hour long commute and on those days I wake up at 6:30 and leave the house at 7 AM.
Two days a week I have a 15 minutes commute. On those day I wake up at 6:15, work out for 45 minutes, and I leave the house by 8 AM.

>>33937111
Yeah, true. Didn't account for "he'll be crazy and start throwing messages from alt accounts at me" situation. Even just blocking doesn't save from that.

>>33937110
M, 27
My work starts at 10 AM, but my alarm is set for 10:40 AM.

>old and single
ngmi
None. Give me slim/average young virgins of decent character.

>>33937127
6am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour.
7am: Commute to work. If you're lucky it will be a 20 minute walk or drive. That's probably not the case. You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes
8am: Enter the building wanting to die. Manager smiling from ear to ear, hello happy campers, team meeting !
1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life
3pm: You want to go home, but you've got 2 more hours
5pm: You leave work, enter the rat race again, do it all over again
6pm: If you're lucky, you walk in through the door. You're unsure if you want to wank, shit, eat, sleep or cry.
7pm: After pondering for an hour, you force yourself to eat, household chores are on your mind, you do some, leave others
8pm: You're tired as fuck at this point. You shit post, scroll some shit on social media. You start to have a good time, but then oh shit time flies when you're having fun and its
10pm: I need to go sleep, need to be up at 6am. Now I've got a choice, cry myself to sleep or stay awake for a 2-3 hours more and wake up even more exhausted. You rotate those options over 5 days.
11:30pm: You've been in bed for 40 minutes exhausted and unable to sleep, but then go to sleep
6am: Alarm goes off

>>33937082
>>33937131

Is the resident 37/F waking up at 3:55 AM to have at least two hours of dildo usage in before heading to work?

>>33937068
The replying 1 or 2 texts a day is needlessly cruel if he's an autismo that can't take hints.

I'm not very good at texting and can fret and stress about what to write for hours sometimes.
I either feel guilty about the delays between my own replies or I feel like I'm sending badly thought-trough cringe messages. I have a conversation going on hinge right now and I can't even tell whether I look like a
>acquiescent desperate simp
>retard clown
>man trying to hard to seem interesting
>eunuch not flirting enough
>too forward and creepy

Although I'm a lot better at spotting the typical, short, loss-of-interest replies now and bowing out I still sometimes waste a lot of time and energy.

I'm a pretty well adjusted man with everything in good order in my personal life, socially, family-wise, physically and work-related but I feel like this single failing of not having a good grip on texting is destroying my chances on these apps.
Does anyone feel the same?

Do girls even realize how hard it is to start a conversation with a complete stranger? Like the effort I put into making my replies have hooks for more conversation and my question being fun and interesting feels so wasted when I get those short unworkable replies without even punctuation.

>>33937131
>slim/average young virgins of decent character
Give me fit/average rich men with huge penises

>>33937110
M24 in Eastern Europe.
>What's usually the difference between the time your alarm is set and when your shift officially begins at work/school?
I don't have an alarm, so it depends on when I wake up. My work starts at 10AM and it's from home. I've been oversleeping lately, but nobody really cares.

Write your gender
Are you willing to do stuff you aren't excited about, but will do for your friends?

Like, my friends are always calling me to play different games. It's not that I don't want to, but I often think I'd rather read a manga instead. But I've decided that I was being too avoidant, so now I agree to play if I don't have any other plans anyway.

>>33937118
Idk what I'm more offended by. That you think I was a nerd in school, or that you think that seeing guys sweating and panting in PE didn't exclusively arouse me.

>>33937140
F. Yeah, of course. They're my friends.

>>33937110
26 M in Almanya
Alarm is set for 7 but I usually only get up around 7:30.
I dont have a fixed time when I have to be at the office but I try to be there by 9 am at the latest.

>>33937140
F, yes. Part of maintaining a friend group is making sure everyone feels engaged and included. It's natural to do things with and for the people you care about, even if it doesn't particularly benefit or interest you. Of course, nobody should feel compelled to do something they find uncomfortable or dangerous, though.

>>33937132
I work for myself so I work pretty much only as much as I feel the need to, sorry anon lol

Congratulations anons you made it to Friday. How are we all doing today/tonight?

>>33937110
F, US. I wake up at 4:30AM on hair days to shower and get totally ready for a 7:00AM clock in. If it's not a hair day or a shower day, I can wake up as late as 6:00AM and still comfortably be ready for work. It's a thirty minute drive.

>>33936932
do chuds want this?

>>33936899 (OP)
M or F
How do you look for your age?

>>33937142
and there she goes trying to make it about sex again
you coomer

>>33937140
Male. Usually not. I don't want to do something I'm not interested. They would be able to tell sooner or later and I'm sure this would make it awkward.
They're already well aware that I'm oddball, so me skipping/largely avoiding playing something due to me having different preferences most of the time isn't an issue.

>>33937154
F. I'm told I look younger than I am, but I assume that's just because I'm short and take care of my skin.
>>33937155
Bite me.

>>33937137
>the equivalent of a good woman is a psychopath billionaire CEO
The female logic strikes again

Menanons, would you say you embody the stoic warrior poet with a code of honor archetype?

>>33937154
F. Pretty good, I think. I'm in good shape, I don't have visible signs of ageing skin wise.
I don't look underage or anything, tho.

>>33937140
M. If the game is compshit/Chinese spyware then you're free to say "no". Otherwise think of it as just spending time with friends first and then a game. Or you can suggest your own games/activities. If not then fine. I had a friend who was only playing global strategy games, so I played it with him even though maximum what I've played to this genre is Spore. Even if I didn't always had a mood for the game, I always had a mood for the friend.

>>33937158
>Bite me.
no
ew
arent you in this weird group poly bullshit? who knows what you're carrying

>>33937154
F. I’ve been told I look underage.

Sitting at a desserted artificial lake and feeling like crying a bit.
Music for this feeling?

Had already the Cranberries on.

Femanons, will you ever get in touch with your divine feminine and unlock your ancestral witch powers to dismantle the CIS white male patriarchy and create an empathetic safe space utopia for all of us?

>>33937145
>>33937148
It's not like I didn't want to, I'm just kinda not in the mood, ykwim. But I guess I really was the problem and a shit friend.
>>33937156
Me too

>>33937158
>>33937164
Yummy!! :3

>>33937160
Mentally yes, physically no. Not stoic though, that's gay.

>>33937170
>Not stoic though, that's gay.
I hope life treats you nicely, anon.

>>33937150
>How are we all doing today/tonight?
Feeling behind. Need to do some things, but I'm stalling at the moment.
>>33937154
That video is a shitpost, right? He doesn't look 17.
>How do you look for your age?
Maybe slightly younger, I don't actually know. I wasn't told anything about my age in a while.
>>33937168
>Me too
For what its worth, those people are still happy to have me around. I've always kind of been "that guy in a corner doing his own thing", if that makes sense.

>>33937166
Anon that’s what the radical left has been doing since 2012.

Anons what would you think if your gf sent you silly little cat drawings like this?

>>33937160
Nah
honor is for the birds

>>33937173
thats the libs

>>33937171
Thank you.

>>33937154
M, 30
Pretty good, apparently. One of my teenage lil bro’s friends was shocked to learn I’m this old and told me he thought I was around 22. I occasionally surprise cashiers when I buy alcohol.

>>33937160
If we're talking about fantasy, I'm basically this type of guy.

>>33937160
Nah, I’m more of a spoony bard

>>33937177
You know what I meant anon.

>>33937175
Look at it for 5 seconds, tell her it's cute and move on with my day.

>>33936949
relating to the photo the answer should always be big tits and no ass. Women can do exercises to grow their glute muscles but there’s not really anything you can do to increase breast size other than surgery

>>33937175
I would realize it's a dream because I don't have a girlfriend. So I'll wake up.

>>33937017
probably never have. that depends if you count male friends and you're dancing like monkeys then most likely I have. too fat and ugly for any kind of romantic dance and I never attended prom for this reason

>>33937154
M
Kinda. I'm looking five years younger, but I want more.

>>33937160
No, I'm more of the lovable norm-violating trickster figure who grows sullen over a perceived sleight and turns on the hero, only to be crushed by the hero's honest brutality

>>33937017
I danced with my dad a lot when I was little. He loves dancing, I love dancing, my mom hates it, so since I was 7 or 8 we'd hit the dance floor at any function lol

Now mostly dance with my husband at home. He hates it but he loves me too much to say no.

>>33937194
I hate it too

>>33937175
I'd break up with her because I already get sent these by my best friend and I don't need twice the sleepy energy in my life

>>33937017
yep. multiple times

>>33937197
Too bad :(

>>33937154
M
People assume I'm 5-7 years younger. Twink death any day now though.

>>33937154
M
I look 8 years older

>>33937205
>Twink death any day now though.
It's not that bad, after I hit it, my face became even more handsome. It was a lucky break.

When will Minoan fashion come back?

If I transfuse a jewish person's blood into mine does that mean I am part jewish?

>>33937175
I would leave it on read

Say "What" again!
Say... "What"... again!
Say "What" again,motherfucker
Say,say, say "What"again... a bitch
Say "What" again!
Say... "What"...again!
Say "What" again!
Mmm
Say, say, say "What" again!

>>33937212
It means your soul belongs to them now

>>33937215
Sometimes you must become a demon to kill a demon.

>>33937154
M
I started working out hard and that aged me. It's a good thing because I was babyfaced for a while.

>>33937158
That’s my problem I’m sure. I don’t care about my skin.

>>33937123
Again, and I've said it before, telling a man "I like that you're tall" does not imply that you hate that someone else is short and does not imply that you would not like that person if they were short. You're projecting a narrative onto comments that don't necessarily have it.
You choosing to be offended on behalf of short men that a woman flirts with you by mentioning your height is pretty weird. It'd be like me feeling offended if a man flirts with me by mentioning my eye color on behalf of women with brown eyes.

Why did my ancestral kin have to choose me to be a seer? Seers aren't respected in this day and age. I almost want to tell them to take back all of this divine knowledge and give it to somebody else.

>>33936937
so a typical mall goth poser? lmao yeah you were sooooo goffick in your nightmare before christmas pajamas

>>33936980
Often
I turned off all my dating apps.

How come all the cottagecore women are lesbians?

>>33937226
>How come all the cottagecore women are lesbians?
Probably because "cottagecore" is a tumblr thing and everyone on tumblr is gay af.

Women who live rural are not gay.

>>33937225
A fat single mother is gone from dating apps? What a huge loss...

>>33937017
Once, yeah. But otherwise, not really.

>>33937229
Cottagecore isn't just living rural, it's more of an aesthetic. Most rural women don't wear sundresses or practice witchcraft.

>>33937226
because straight tradwives only exist for niche content creation. in real life, most couples cannot afford to have a tradwife, and the very small number who can don't actually want one because it's an expensive lifestyle. no one on earth wants to be a WORKING "tradwife".

tl;dr men are the reason all cottagecore is gay no straight woman on earth is trying to live that lifestyle with a man who will not pull his weight

>>33937230
Because they were exploding my phone with notifications and it was annoying. Lol you wish ""low value" meant unvaluable.

>>33937211
If men could free the titty.

>>33937235
Because fat single mothers are easy pussy. There's a reason you're single, lol. How are you this old and still don't understand men? Embarrassing.

>>33936980
cold approach? i always feel this way. if you ask me out romantically based on looks alone, despite never having spoken to me, i assume you are a shallow douchebag and want nothing to do with you. i'm actually genuinely disgusted by you. i do not feel this way about acquaintances or friends who ask me out.

>>33937233
Yeah, I understand. As I said, it's a tumblr thing and not reality, and everyone on tumblr is gay.

>>33937234
>tl;dr men are the reason all cottagecore is gay no straight woman on earth is trying to live that lifestyle with a man who will not pull his weight
Can you please stfu with this BS before I pull out the statistics that show that gay men have significantly happier relationships and get way less divorces than both lesbian and straight couples?

>>33937237
The reason I'm single is because I keep rejecting niggas that still cold approach me on the street and wear a fake engagement ring.
How are you that old and still think men are valuable?

>>33937230
When I read her post, I remembered how she looked and laughed so fucking hard. But I decided to be better and not write it.

>>33937239
Well that sucks because cottagecore women are my type.

>>33937154
M
I look probably 5 years older than I am because I smoke and get lots of sunlight and im balding, but I have good facial bone structure so its ok

>>33937240
no one cares about your poorly sourced propaganda graphs bro

>>33937243
A lot of more conservative women are into some aspects of it, but I do not think it is your type.

>>33937240
what do gay men have to do with cottagecore

>>33937240
>can you please stfu before i pull out a graph about UNRELATED GROUP THAT IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE TOPIC

>>33937250
They said men don't pull their weight which is why women don't want to live that lifestyle with men, which is bullshit because gay men have by far the least amount of reported problems in their relationships.

What is the male equivalent of putting eyelashes and a blush on a character to make it instantly fuckable?
I've tried doing this in paint, but I can't figure out what distinct quality achieves this effect as easily as the female version.

>>33937255
A king's crown
Blue/Green eyes

>>33937198
So you dont agree that sleepy time is the best time?

>>33937255
Give him one of those thick western mustaches.
Disclaimer: May not apply to creator irl.

>>33937252
my bad. i shouldn't have assumed you were a midwit, and instead assumed you were retarded and specified that i was talking about straight* men** while i was discussing why women who are into cottagecore aren't into men***

*men who like women
**men who are not gay
***not gay men btw because gay women do not date gay men either

oh and in case it wasn't clear, we're discussing women's* involvement in cottagecore.

*not gay men

>>33937251
It's not irrelevant at all, idiot. Lesbian women get divorced more than straight women do and way more than gay men do, so who are the ones causing problems about this perceived pulling of weight in relationships? It's clearly not men. Perhaps women think they do more than what they actually do while downplaying men's work?

>>33937263
you will pick any topic to spin off on this rant, huh?

>>33937255
>anon discovers that male is default and female is performance

>>33937236
Women need to do that. I dont have any titties I could free

>>33937261
Hello, why do you think it is that lesbian women get divorced so much??? Probably because they both think they do everything in the relationship while neither of them does anything lmao

>>33937255
give him a stick or cigarette in his mouth, some cool facial scar maybe, and stubble. and the eyes on the "male" in your pic rel are upturned (which is feminine), make them downturned instead, which is a more masculine trait. so very slightly droopy basically.

>>33937263
/atoga/ doesn't like facts. Watch them call you an incel virgin with a small dick next.

men are really in out here in the gym "fighting their demons" and that demon is an overweight 5 that cheated on him.
Grim

>>33937255
Chad jawline

>>33937252
Men have historically been associated with order and good, while women have been linked to chaos and evil. This duality is a recurring theme in many ancient myths and philosophies. For instance, in ancient Greek thought, Apollo (a MALE god) represented light, reason, and order, while figures like Pandora (the first WOMAN) were myths explaining the introduction of suffering and evil into the world. Similarly, in Chinese philosophy, the concept of Yang (masculine) is associated with order, light, and activity, while Yin (feminine) is associated with evil, chaos and darkness.

>>33937175
cute. but I still prefer the mixed race porn my so sends me

Perhaps all men should be killed because men cause 99% of violence and death in this world. It's purely a male problem, and we all have to suffer because men are violent chuds who should all be castrated. Just my opinion of course.
>inb4 endless moid whining

>>33937255
I think part of the issue is that male is default.

A smirk can help. Look into how they designed Flynn from Tangled (without the goatee).

>>33937278
Can you be more specific? Which men in particular? The ones females voted for?

>>33937270
>the eyes on the "male" in your pic rel are upturned (which is feminine), make them downturned instead, which is a more masculine trait. so very slightly droopy basically.
Wdym, droopy/tareme eyes are for more cute and innocent characters

>>33937278
That’s my cue to leave. Good luck to both sides and will see you all tonight.

>>33937281
Women voting causes you to be a violent schoolshooter?

We need to bring eunuchs back as a class so that you feminine useless men can have a purpose in life again ngl

>>33937273
M here i dont want to do drugs or alcohol, but idk if girls are ok with that

>>33937270
this better
>make them downturned instead, which is a more masculine trait. so very slightly droopy basically.
negative canthal tilt is universally unattractive, see hunter eyes.

>>33937292
He just looks evil.

>>33937278
Men largely just kill other violent men in war or gang violence, whereas women kill babies. We are not the same.

>>33937175
Reward her with a baby

>>33937294
I mean, how else are you supposed to make him more masculine? That's why I asked in the first place.

>>33937288
Why do females choose to date violent men instead of nice men? I don't understand why you're whining about the behaviour you females encourage in men.

>>33937255
Men do not have an equivalence.
Tool is tool.

>>33937294
>He just looks evil.
I mean, that's kinda a male thing Dominance and intimidation
Not cuteness and smallness

>>33937268
No. Like legally.

>>33937298
Huh? The majority of child murderers are men.

>>33937294
Dominance and intimidation are malecoded
Cuteness and smallness are femalecoded

>>33937298
>>33937307
Yeah and also it's mens fault the baby exists. So men should be killed if a woman has to abort.

>>33937260
I got brutally mustache mogged by a fireman with one of those this week.
Looked like he had a cattail stuck to his upper lip or like he should’ve been wearing a bowler hat or something

>>33937307
Women have largely legalized and subsidized their killing of babies through abortion clinics and "SIDS" so it's not counted in the official numbers. They definitely lead in child abuse though.

>>33937300
In terms of physical traits, more angular and prominent features - for example, a square jaw, a larger nose, a broader chin, more prominent brow bridge.

>>33937305
>>33937280
tried to add a smirk, some scars. Idk, it still feels like it's missing a certain x factor.

>>33937315
Why is he Majima now

>>33937314
sure, but that would defeat the purpose of simplicity. I could also make the female version more nuanced, but it's about nailing down the lowest common denominator.

>>33937315
maybe you just can't do the same thing for moids

>>33937313
So you made it up, okay.
90% of child sexual abuse is committed by men.

>>33937315
>try to make character more manly
>turns into Big Boss
huh, interesting...

>>33937319
>that would defeat the purpose of simplicity
So does adding a eye patch, scars and a cigarette.

If you want just one trait, change the shape of the face and the eyes. Roundness is more feminine.

>>33937255
tall, big hands, broad shoulders + le dom smirk

Can someone explain to me why this guy this way?
About a week ago I met someone (not one or one or dating but I don't want to expand on that). Anyway, I went in and found him sitting alone, waiting for others to show up. I asked him a few questions, I was in a cheerful mood so it went smoothly and he did answer me and make himself available to further help me with other stuff. Anyway, it just so happened that over the upcoming days whenever I went in that place, I ended up sitting next to him and since he acts kind of like an aloner I thought maybe he needs a friend (?) Later on, he came and sat next to me so on another day there were other available seats but I went and sat next to him. Fastforward to yesterday, he was sitting somewhere and I thought someone left a seat empty (as to not sit next to him) so when I showed up I thought it was rude so I gave him a slight tap on the shoulder and sat next to him. Later that day he just changed his seat. And now this "loner" guy is joking with other people but I feel like he's avoiding me, like I was throwing myself at him, so I too inadvertently started avoiding him.

What's his deal?

>>33937328
Peak male performance

>>33937331
tldr

Do you have a favorite mug?
Mine has an old newspaper article from my hometown printed on it.

>>33937331
He doesn't like you like that

>>33937255
>fuckable
Women are, but men are the ones who fuck

>>33937336
I have one I bought while I was really high on ambien many years ago that said "britney survived 2007, you can handle today", and I still kind of love it. It is so stupid, tho.

My favorite tea mug is a 20 years old starbucks mug that is huge.

>>33937331
>why this guy this way?
Um, girl. What
Men don't not have friends just because they sit by themselves. Also you touching him may have creeped him out ontop of the following him?

>>33937336
nice mug !
unfortunately, i only have solid colored mugs, so not really :c

>>33937341
>"britney survived 2007, you can handle today"
lol that rocks

>>33937136
Dude, if a girl feels attracted to you, she's gonna overlook your cringe moments
If she is 100% into you, you'll know
If she's flaky and replies late, not asking you question, being overly dry then she is not interested

>>33937329
>change the shape of the face and the eyes
dunno about that. Can you show me what you meant?

>>33937338
This.
It's always funny seeing foids throw themselves at Chads way out of their league.
>what?? Chad who has 100 other bitches hotter than me doesn't worship the ground I walk on like my other simps?? what's his fucking problem???

>>33937346
>men making male character change for sexyness
>he's beat, unshaven, and smoking
Men really have no clue what women like about men. Lol

Okay guys, I'm going to go play a new Chinese gacha slop with my gf, who loves all this Chinese aesthetic. See you in a few weeks.

>>33937315
>>33937328
Kept you waiting, huh

>>33937350
>you're doing it wrong
very helpful

>>33937343
Ty! Could find some nice ones at the thrift store, I bet. That’s where I got all my favorite tacky pint glasses from

>>33937319
>it's about nailing down the lowest common denominator.

>>33937342
I'm not following him! We have to be in the same place. Also, I wasn't "touching him" it was one tap and it was to "tell" him move your chair so that I can sit in the one next.
Also, he doesn't just sit by himself, he just doesn't talk to anyone or hangs out with anyone.

Can someone explain to me why this guy this way?
The guy in question is Timothee Chalamet. I sent him a DM on his social media and he didn't reply??? I mean, I was extra nice and made sure to communicate that I was available.

What's his deal?

>>33937346
Round faces are more feminine/cute, while having a slight angle in the jaw can suggest you're more masculine.

You also need to give him a chin.

>>33937354
>psst. Do the opposite.
>Yes, it doesn't change his face at all
>because men being fuckable is purely just to not be a cringe rapey ugly guy

>>33937358
He's just a faggot because he's a MAN, bruh.

NEED a sassy black woman to henpeck me all day and then suck my dick until I fall asleep

>>33937349
He's not a chad and I didn't throw myself at him. You just don't seem to understand the concept of approaching another human being especially one that seems lonely so that they're not an outcast. Also I felt indebted to him because when I didn't know anyone he talked to me, but I did get to know other people later on, he just was the first.

>>33937338
Okay, but I never said or did anything to suggest that *I* like him like that. I just wanted to be friends.

>>33937363
>He's not a chad and I didn't throw myself at him.
Lol, yeah right.
>Anyway, I went in and found him sitting alone, waiting for others to show up.
>I asked him a few questions, I was in a cheerful mood so it went smoothly and he did answer me and make himself available to further help me with other stuff.
No female creature does this to a guy she doesn't want to fuck. Just take the L and move on.

>>33937358
His hoe phase is over sis, he settled down with a nice girl now. You should've slid into his dms 10 years ago

>>33937106
Send them to India and Ukraine. Ukraine needs women because theirs have fled and left the men to die.

>>33937363
nta, but
>my presence is a gift and he should be grateful that I give him my attention because he doesn't have anyone else
let the man sit in peace and learn to take a hint.

>>33937319
Yeah, the Rape Face then

>>33937363
Stop annoying people, bitch

>>33937360
??
According to you there is no tangible difference between Henry Cavill and an average guy you'd see on the street.

>>33937336
Yeh. I love the ones I got from that HP haul I talked about a little while ago.

>>33937186
ngmi, sadly. the science is quite clear on this matter. I suggest you to rewatch prison school

Kek, the ugly femcel got her ego hurt.
>just wanted to be friends to the point where you approach a lone guy sitting by himself
Ain't no way.

>>33937376
My presence isn't a gift, dumb shit. Some people are loners and no one notices them so I thought he might've wanted a friend. You're trying to make it sound evil because you're a miserable as fuck.

>>33937367
He's short and skinny and not good looking. And I just felt indebted to him and wanted to "pay" him back.


You're a waste of air.

The girl said she would have fucked me if I weren't so fat. Fuck this gay world, it's so unfair. My BMI is only 30.1. She's a 9/10, though, so I'm going to the gym starting today.

>>33937378
Meanwhile, you probably bitch and moan about the male loneliness epidemic

>>33937384
>him sitting alone in peace <<<<< you sitting with him
Why else would you sit with him? Don't tell me it's because you are interested in him romantically and are morally grandstanding to justify your selfish needs.

>>33937385
>He's short and skinny and not good looking.
Wow, such you're such a good person.

>>33937380
The hottest guy to play Superman

>>33937363
What makes you think hat you talking to him is better than him sitting by himself?

>>33937397
..was Christopher Reeve

>>33937397
*ahem*

>>33937385
>he was fucking ugly and short
>that's why I approached him and tried to be friends with him and kept this in my mind the entire day until i got home to post on 4chan about him!! all my friends are fucking ugly and short too!
Sure Jan

>>33937362
I don't like being stereotyped like that.

>>33937390
Are you this daft or do you not understand the concept of trying to befriend someone who might be a loner? If I do that, that doesn't mean I think my presence is a blessing, just maybe he wants a friend but is not good at it. Second, I literally explained I felt indebted to him (because he talked to me when I didn't know anyone) so I thought least I could do is try to befriend him and not keep him isolated. Third, I have no selfish needs, this is your mental illness talking. Fourth, he literally came and sat next to me a few days ago (and there were empty seats), so yesterday when someone went out of their way to leave an empty seat between him and her, I felt it was rude for him (like she was avoiding him) so I sat next to him. How's this selfish and following and romantic and me being an ugly femcel? Are you all here insane?

You know what? Don't answer. Fuck you and fuck the rest of the losers on here.

>>33937391
Yeah, better than you.

>>33937306
Will femanons walk around public with their tits out if we make it legal?

>>33937411
Yes

>>33937410
How do you know that? Do you think you're the best human in the universe or what?

>>33937406
Idk what to tell you, maybe you're not as charming as you thought you were and are now blaming the guy for not reciprocating your advances at """friendship""".

>>33937331
>(not one or one or dating but I don't want to expand on that)
If he learned you have a boyfriend, then he maintains his distance out of respect

>>33937291
I realised I'd only want to date someone who doesn't really drink or smoke at all as I don't either. There are other women who think the same.

>>33937255
>>33937319
Less wide-eyed + smaller mouth + eyebrows

>>33937292
Give him le smirk. Personally the cigarette and stubble is a turn off for me.

I'm proud of /atoga/ today :) You guys did good

sometimes I wake up desperately humping my bed and with my cook leaking lots of precum >_<

>>33937256
Aw shucks anon.

>>33937380
Yeah, henry cavil is ugly, and so are men on the street.

>>33937420
What about my love for pushing my limits and altering my mind with legal substances? No alcohol or tobacco, though.

>>33937423
like this?
I feel like it takes away from it, no?
>>33937422
I guess I wouldn't know, but your version doesn't look particularly fuckable.

>>33937397
>>33937400
Such a perfect casting.

>>33937428
>henry cavil is ugly
More beautiful than you, Ms. Piggy

>>33937315
Picrel is making my pussy dry. I'd start over with the eyes as the tilt in them plus brows is just giving evil. I'd use neutral eyes, thicker slightly straight brows, and a smirk.

>>33937416
I love how you insist to "misunderstand" because you're such a miserable cunt you can't fathom people/women do approach men for friendship, they just never do you. And since they never do you, it must never happen.
You're so pathetic, just like >>33937415

>>33937432
now combine the two

>>33937366
He thinks you wanted more. Men aren't good at seeing the signs

Why do boys and immature men consistently not understand menstrual cycles and pms?

>avoid women on their periods they're so bitchy

First of all no one is "bitchy" on their period, pms is PREmenstrual syndrome, it's BEFORE they actually bleed. All they want is some painkillers and some rest. All the stuff happens a couple days before. And it's not bitchyness it's irritability, because hormonally your body knows it is preparing for a time of weakness for survival so you have to prepare yourself for that which means get those away from you and prepare for rest. I'm bleeding right now and all I want is to lie down and watch videos.

>Additional points, women aren't on and off their cycles, it's a cycle which is always happening, as soon as period stops you start the next cycle. We never get a break. And lastly men also have cycles, their cycle is daily not monthly. Women are moons and men are suns.

>>33937440
>Why do boys and immature men
M
Bit of a rhetorical question, ain't it

>>33937428
>henry cavil is ugly
opinion discarded

>>33937082
All of these women look like they're in their mid to late 30s with tattoos and they're all overweight.

>>33937439
I feel so dirty :/

This is for BOTH single genders over 30

what were your standards at 20 vs your standards now?

Gf and I are dealing with a really hard time. We’ve been broken up for a little over a month. She moved her stuff out and is with her parents but her mother is pressuring her a lot and calling her pathetic for still talking to me so soon.
Every time we get together we end up arguing and there are tears and it’s bad. I have a lot of accountability and so does she and it’s just been tough. But we haven’t been able to find a middle ground.
If she gave me the space I asked her for, she’d still be living at our house. All I wanted was a couple days of breathing room to let emotions settle and clear our heads. But she’s been demanding about figuring it out now and returning to how it was.
But I am not ready. And neither is she. I think we need to take like a week where we only text minimally. Everything is so raw and sore and hurt and we can’t navigate conversations right now. But I love her and do want to try. I just need space and I think she does too.
Is this so wrong?
I don’t want to lose her but if she keeps demanding we work it out and strong arm everything it’s gonna crash and burn.
This whole thing was built on a bad foundation and I want to rebuild it from new and she wants to jump back into where we were.
But also I am really focused on building myself and taking care of my own issues and therapy and shit.

>>33937430
Oooh yeah now that's an iffy one. What legal substances?

>>33937449
Why did you two break up?

I hate women so fucking much.

>>33937446
M
I'm not that old, in my early 20s, I believed in love. Now I fuck everyone.

>>33937432
Idk he looks slightly more fuckable to me. I'm not into the chad bad boy look so it's still eh.

>>33937451
She had a history of little regard for boundaries and dismissed a lot of my concerns and I felt like I was carrying all of the emotional labor. She agrees with this.
But I also had my own insecurities and everything just exploded.
>anxious gf and avoidant gf

>>33937435
like this?

>>33937460
I'd fuck this guy.

>>33937420
same. never date a "girl" that drinks or smokes. never compromise. not even in the face of armageddon. that's always been the difference between us, Bitch.

>>33937446
Male, 31
At 20 I don't think I really had standards. I was rejected a lot in high school so I basically swore off dating for several years.
Today my standards are still almost nonexistent. Just be younger than me or about the same age, not obese, don't hate men, and be nice to me. That's pretty much it.

>>33937434
Perfect wife for John Pork.

Women, vibrators/clit suckers? or cunnilingus from a guy?

>>33937413
We must free the nipple

>>33937437
Or maybe your attention and presence isn't a net positive for him, or for a lot of other people, but your bruised ego won't accept it.
You act like a charity worker that did him (a loner) a favor by graciously offering him the ability to talk to you, which would've DEFINITELY been an improvement for him.

>>33937460
>>33937461
Hey did something there. Let me think what else..

>>33937446
M, 30
My standards at 20 were very low. I wasn't really dating to marry back then, even though I thought I was. My standards really weren't any higher than whether or not she was fun to hang out with for a few dates.
I was pretty myopic back then, and I didn't really understand the difference between compromising and being a complete doormat.

At 30, I care much more about whether or not a woman wants the same things out of life that I do. I'm only interested in women who are honest, communicative and want kids.
I'm also not looking for someone to enable my addictions anymore. I find sobriety very attractive.

>>33937470
the former, and it's not even close

>>33937470
never had any of these, not that interested. my fingers are enough, why change them for 2nd rate methods.

>>33937470
why would I let a guy put his mouth down there?

>>33937450
Depends, caffeine in high doses with other supplements, sensory deprivation, etc.

>>33937470
Depends if he’s good
>>33937473
There isn’t much to free for me so I don’t think it’s fair that it’s considered wrong for me to not wear a top while swimming.

>>33937470
>having sex with moids
:vomitemoji:

>>33937478
>>33937482
>>33937487
Women were a mistake

>>33937490
Men being useless is your own mistake.

>>33937486
Haha hey lol

It should be legal for men to hit women.

It should be legal for men to rape women

>Oh its a 'Femanons are mean' thread
See you guys next week

>>33936899 (OP)
for cis gendered women

i was hanging out with this girl i met from work (she invited me) who im sort of friends with and she started telling me about how she went out with a guy the day before we were hanging out and then she started telling me about how much she liked him and how much fun she had, and then rounded it off by saying that she didnt really think that anything could happen because shes not capable of envisioning herself in a relationship or that anybody could care about her like that.

i feel like she was shit testing me. i also feel like she might have bpd or something. i also feel like she might be trying to get me to be an orbiter.

i feel like i should withdraw. any opinions would be appreciated thank you ladies

>>33937490
>>33937496
holy shit you guys are gullible

>>33937498
didn't read, but you should start microdosing ketamine. That'll help I think

>>33937460
Men should smile more.

>>33937499
Woah, that's weird

>>33937499
Too fucking easy

>>33937504
kek, edit away all you like, you still fell for it

>>33937507
Did I?

>>33937502
thats a good idea thanks

>>33937470
Men don't care about giving oral that much. Even if they were thrown into concentration camps where they were forced to preform it for 18 hours a day, they'd get out and still not know where the clit is.

Were moids in late 1960s as thirsty for Dolly Parton as moids today are for Sydney Sweeney?

>>33937499
>>33937506

>>33937512
Why do you slander me so? I love that shit and haven't ever heard any complaints

>>33937512
Can you even see your clit past your front butt you fucking cow?

>>33937512
Hentai taught all zoomer and zillennial males where the clitoris is no later than the age of 13 by the merit of Japanese censorship

>>33937506
Interesting.

Are intelligent women more or less likely to cheat?

>>33937514
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Charles Baudelaire

How can I cope with the fact that I'll never have my dream body?

>>33937512
That statement would have been true maybe like 10-20 years ago.
Men today are hypercompetitive to the point of smashing their facial bones with a hammer to get a slightly nicer jawline. If rubbing the little tv remote button above women's vaginas will give them any better standing with women, they'd be doing it in a heartbeat, which they do, since that's also part of most porn nowadays.
If you can't find a guy to sleep with that does this, then it says more about you honestly.

anons give it to me straight

is Half-Life 3 getting announced on the 19th?

>FDIE launched an ethics complaint against krampus
*sips tea*
Men?

>>33937498
if you were hanging out with her in the first place like that, it already shows you're a simp for her, anon.

>>33937535
No, dumbass. That game doesn't exist.

chad doesnt care about the clit lol

>>33937533
>Men today are hypercompetitive
I'll believe that when men are gang banging each other for pussy.

>muh girls are being mean
>just essentially change the genders in a maleanon post that was posted before about women
Chuds are the most sensitive gender ngl

>>33937540
Women dont care about the clit
its a shit test

>>33937536
>namefag attentionwhore latched onto the flavor-of-the-month soap opera drama in a sport she doesn't care about because her favorite e-celeb made a video about it
Women only care about narratives. That's what I've noticed. Doesn't matter what it is, as long as you have a gay ass emotionally charged story attached to it women will be all over it.
They just need something to gossip about, they'll never change.

You're seriously telling me that women have a "cum in seconds" button and no guy until the year 2019 (the year I first touched a vagina) had the awareness or courtesy to touch it to gain power over women? Girls like you way more after you give them orgasms.

if she wont let you finish on her feet, she doesnt love you

>>33937428
Yeah, we know men on the street are uglier than your eceleb millionaire crush whom you'd reject IRL MoistCr1TiKaL

>>33937535
Yes
t. my uncle works at Valve

>>33937539
>>33937535
How long have you been waiting for it, also? I gave up in 2013 and got the closure I was looking for when Laidlaw put out Epistle 3.

>>33937550
Cum goes IN the vagina

or in her mouth.

>>33937549
the clit is a myth
I checked

>>33937550
Men wanting to finish certain places is so dumb. By bf really likes doing it on my tattoo, for example.

>>33937549
>Girls like you way more after you give them orgasms.
That still isn't enough for some of them. If you're not the guy they thought they fell in love with, the orgasms mean nothing. They're boring and expected, routine

>>33937552
What in tarnation is this social media addicted male speak. Burn this fag with gasoline and fire.

>>33937557
The anon who posted here a couple of days ago about how "it's in a different spot on every woman" blew my mind

>>33937535
No, Volvo will instead release Deadlock on the 19th.

>>33937549
Women's clitorises are basically micrococks. I'm serious.

>>33937564
A penis is just a clit on a stick

>>33937557
Based middle east anon

>>33937568
Women were created from the man, not the other way around. Read the Bible to save your soul.

>>33937460
Here I did a whole one for you anon. I realised for guys faces spacing between eyes and mouth is definitely important + ratio of face. Midface being short is cuter and women have this.

It's ok to be a feminine male anon

I'm horny!

>>33937549
It’s all a fugayzi, you know what a fugayzi is?
Fugayzi, fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the anatomical chart. It's not fucking real.

>>33937470
Clit suckers make me coom in .1 second. Vibrators are nice. The guy has to be good, enthusiastic, and not afraid to get in there.

>>33937579
I admire your tenacity

>>33937578
Gonna do your troon/feminine male spam again like ENTJeet?

>>33937315
damn he's literally me

>>33937470
Good oral >>> good vibe > bad vibe >>> bad oral. This isn't arguable.

>>33937582
Chuck Wendig ass post

>>33937485
I'd allow it, everyone has their cope. Just don't become like extremely addicted or dependant, do it at a healthy amount.

Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?

>>33937592
no idea what that is

kinda crazy how we psyopped women into actually thinking blowjobs are anywhere near enjoyable for them, kek.
Imagine thinking that putting a cock in your mouth is "fun". What a time to be alive.

>>33937595
Nobody here but us chickens

>>33937538
how do you figure? i dont think youre wrong that feels true, i just dont really understand how a lot of this works.

>>33937591
put good oral a couple of >>> behind of good vibe, then it would be correct.

>>33937596
Read at your own risk

>>33937609
I took psychic damage from that

Think I have a crush on a receptionist.

>>33937420
idk if it's just really vocal ppl who are mostly into drinking and smoking. have a nice day ty

>>33937607
Idk if you magically found an amazing vibe I've never heard of, or if you just have never been eaten out by a guy who knows what you like.

>>33937609
with the amount of generational aura debt he accumulated with just that one post, I wouldn't bother having kids, since they're the ones who will have to pay it off.
Moot point though, seeing how his wife will probably have kids with her bull instead.

>>33937615
I would marry the pharmacist and the new nurse. They both have a similar phenotype as well, funny enough.

>>33937620
hey, where did you get a picture of me

>the girl i was very into has shared this on her ig stories with "crying emoji"

Its over

>>33937617
>if you just have never been eaten out by a guy who knows what you like
I already have bf who does that and he still can't compete with my vibrator. Don't know what model it is, since my friend was the one who bought it for me, but it's a suction + internal vibe one with a gradient pulse setting, idk how to describe it.

I saw a video of a girl licking her pussy. Why the fuck am I so stiff and can't suck my own cock? It's unfair.

>>33937628
>I already have bf who does that and he still can't compete with my vibrator.
bleak

>>33937631
sucking your own dick feels more like sucking a dick than having your dick sucked

my nose always itches when I am nervous is this normal

>>33937634
I'm bi anyway, so I love both

>>33937637
lol gay

I love flat women

>>33937642
same

>>33937628
I'll have to look it up. I have a ton of vibes, but none of them get me off as hard as my bf can. But like I said, it's there are definitely guys who are just plain awful at giving oral, communicating during sex, or even both. I'm not shittalking your bf, but maybe there's some room for improvement?

I went outside to buy some stuff, I'm so depressed I didn't even bother to fix my hair.

thankfully some clouds were covering the sun so no sunlight for me

>>33937498
M

Part of getting to know people is opening up about your insecurities. I don't think anything you or her did was wrong. You're just hanging out right now, don't think too hard or try to play mental games. If you're interested in her romantically, be upfront about it.

>>33937609
How the fuck did this guy play the Texan in HDM or write Hamilton?

>>33937626
It sounds like you should ask her out while she's at her most blackpilled no-man-will-ever-love-me moment.

Why do girls go into things that men will always be inherently better at? Why not pick the things women are inherently better at?
>I'm going to go into the sport where there is a women's division that nobody cares about, and is just a worse version of the male division!
Instead of
>I'm going to go into ballet dancing, or flexibility oriented gymnastics, long distance running and swimming, certain styles of climbing.

I'm starting to come around on just abolishing gender segregation in sports. Women HAVE sports where they dominate and men aren't really competitive, and women just choosing to do something they're going to be mediocre at by default.

>>33937619
Receptionist in question is pale with dark hair and a cute face. She asked me how my trip was and was very friendly. Just did some smalltalk though, didn't want to make her uncomfortable.

>>33937644
No, my bf is great at it, no complaints. He just physically can't compete. Plus when I'm alone I get to imagine whatever scenario I want, and when I'm with him, the actual physical sensation is always stronger. Boyfriend + vibrator will always beat out just boyfriend.

>>33937649
Not sure if ragebait or if you're actually a halfwit

>>33937649
men excel at all those too retard lol
even the best women's fashion designers are gay men lmaoo

>>33937649
because it is fun? not everyone cares about being the best at something

>>33937336
https://vocaroo.com/1n4k1cihrVYG
>___ Evening News, sometime in the 30s or 40s I think idk
>The long ride down to the Juliana Hotel

>It was a dark and stormy night as the riders topped the mound and looked down on the little town of ___.
>Gas lanterns flickered in the distance as the riders drove their mounts through the rain.
>Down below, on ___'s Main Street, the Julian Hotel shown [sic] like a crown jewel.
>Lighted by a great collection of lanters in the lobby, the Juliana was settling down for the evening.
>The barber was completing a shave in the barber shop as a few late diners enjoyed coffee in the dining room.
>Upstairs, guests were bedding down for the night.
>The aroma of Mrs. Jones' pies floated through the hotel corridors.

>The horses kicked up mud as the turned onto Main Street.
>The riders' long slickers waved wildly as they galloped toward the Juliana.
>Their hats were pulled low on their brows as they fought the torrents of rain.
>The man in the barber chair, the the barber and the diners remained motionless as the riders dismounted and slowly made their way into the hotel foyer.
>The only sounds were the ticking of the old grandfather clock next to the registration desk and the steady drum of the rain on the roof.

>Mrs. Jones walked to the door of her kitchen and stopped short when her eyes met those of the lead rider.
>A crack of thunder shook the hotel as the rider walked slowly, spurs jingling, across the old oak floor to where Mrs. Jones stood.
>The man removed his hat to expose a shock of red hair, and blue eyes that fixed on Mrs. Jones.

>"Is there any more blueberry pie, Mrs. Jones?" he asked.
>"Sit down, boys," Mrs. Jones said. "There's plenty for everybody."
>The Blueberry Pie Gang would stop at nothing for a piece of Mrs. Jones' special blueberry pie.
>And, they liked it with a little ice cream, too.

>>33937669
nta, but then why would you have competitions where you only allow women?

>>33937670
>male voice
ignored

>>33937670
are you the same anon that asked for suggestions to improve his voice overs?

>>33937652
The nurse and pharmacist are dark haired brunettes too with cute classy faces. I don't how to describe it, but they would be wife material if you saw them, lol. The pharmacist is slightly older than the new nurse.
>Just did some smalltalk though, didn't want to make her uncomfortable.
I didn't even do that. Just asked the pharmacist what I needed and got out of there. And no talking with the new nurse besides her calling my name.

*desperately and pathetically humps your leg*

>>33937680
Nope

>>33936899 (OP)
I want to make a romance-ish story but I don't have any experience with romance

What are some things I can do to avoid it appearing like some wish-fulfillment (and dare I say appeal to women)

femoids, if I take you snowboarding, would you have slutstrands or slutbraids?

>>33937683
Either way, nice voice. Do "Where The Wild Things Are" next.

>>33937684
copy what this game did and make it extra gay and syrupy. Women seem to like that.

>>33937609
Why are white people like this

>>33937698
wtf i look like the 2nd guy (except my eyes are grey)

>>33937698
I thought these guys want to fuck the female self insert
>make it extra gay and syrupy
So make the male lead have homosexual interactions with other male characters?

Women, which one of these boys >>33937698 do you like best?

Gender.
Baby names.. and go.

F
Ricktopher Megatron the Great

>>33937706
is camellia a good name? anyway I would name my daughter that.

>>33937706
>Ricktopher
I read this in her voice2rx0h

>>33936949
Face + hymen, the other shit is ancillary

>>33937706
Rosemary

>>33937708
Well, wrong foid but yeah.

>>33937706
M
It's the name of my high school crush, it sounds great with my last name.

I had another dream about juliet

>>33937712
Honestly, sounds like a name game for those namefags to play off of.. unless you think you know someone who would ACTUALLY name their kid Megatron the Great.

>>33937715
based. sounds like a total hottie with fire style. prob talented, too

>>33937082
E if she can say "Allllll!" like Katey Sagal

Women, do you watch porn?

>>33937717
I had a dream od being part of a commune. I was very vivid.

>>33937688
Ooh, one of my favorites.
https://archive.org/details/wherewildthingsa0000unse_t5p2/mode/2up
https://vocaroo.com/1gdTYC54aoWj

>>33937723
no

>>33937704
I meant gay as in overly romanticized, expressive and well... gay. Not as in homosexual.

>>33937628
I would just kill myself 2bh

>>33937723
yes

>>33937154
M
I don't know, people don't look at me long enough to talk to me

>>33937706
>Gender.
>Baby names.. and go.
>F
>Ricktopher Megatron the Great

>>33937729
metrosexuality is sexy and actually masculine, as it brushes off the insecurities.

>>33937681
>I didn't even do that
Well she asked me and I'm relatively extroverted, so I just took the chance. heh

Do you mean a nurse as in a hospital nurse? Are you in a hospital rn?

FUCK
I lost my favorite sunglasses

>>33937273
what is this image trying to say> Of course they're referencing the same thing. are zoomers going to be surprised that Fabio was well known too?

What's the fastest way to get a date as a guy? I'm feeling down

Have you ever been jealous when your favorite eceleb get married?

>>33937726
I don't know why I keep dreaming about this girl, we were friends in middle school and yeah she was cute but most of the time I don't even think about her but to this day I randomly dream about her, about us being together.

>>33937733
What's your favorite site?

>>33937742
Yea

>>33937684
The vampire chadically slammed her against the wall. "I don't think you understand, I am the one in control here." he purred into her ear, his right hand gently clasping her throat.
Sonja Averagegirl peered into his penetrating, red eyes. She felt lightheaded from his sudden movements evoking a warmth in her loins. She opened her mouth to object, but could not find herself, for she was lost in the ocean of blood that was his mesmerizing eyes. The only thing she could notice was the goosebumps on her arms and the slowly growing dampness in her white, plain Jane panties.
"What a delicious morsel I've found myself," Zaiden Barcelona said to her, his left hand now caressing her side. He gave her neck a soft, damp kiss, then playfully licked the same spot with his tongue. His hand moved over her right breast. Her nipples hardened obediently. Zaiden muttered a prayer in an ancient, forgotten tongue, then said, "Time to dig in..." as he passionately bit into her neck, and intimately suckled from her artery. She could do nothing but look down at his scalp, admiring his full head of straight blonde hair as he sucked on her neck like a juicebox. The lightheadedness increased as her blood flowed out of her and into him, nourishing him. At the same pace of the stream from her neck, he was also coaxing an aching pleasure out from her nipple. Am I going to cum from something like this? She thought worriedly to herself.


Did you like it?

>>33937742
No, but then again I am not into parasocial relationships... like that.

>>33937745
xnxx is a good 'mainstream' bc of categorical selection

>>33937706
M

my name ideas are too good to be shared ITT

>>33937687
M
I've been told that I have slutstrands, but that was a long time ago

>>33937750
Looking for the degrading and subby ones?

>>33937745
Oh, idk, just like /gif/ or whatever. I don't really visit 'porn' sites. pornhub sometimes I guess. I just like lesbians kissing each other.

Ent through a drive through just now
Its a fukken Ai voice bot now.
And it fucked up my order
Fuck this gay earth

>>33937744
Sometimes you dream about someone alot at certain times because they will be coming into your life with importance.

>>33937747
Not really and it wouldn't fit the theme of the story

>>33937759
Very cool brave new world
I want to explode, having read this

>>33937747
very much

>>33937742
I got depressed when she quit doing porn... Shiina Sora my beloved

>>33937737
>Do you mean a nurse as in a hospital nurse? Are you in a hospital rn?
No, at the family doctor. I think she was doing her internship. I don't know if she's just a temporary replacement because there was a tall blonde instead of her before.

>>33937757
Are you one of those "straight" girls?

>>33937727
Yeah, still goes as hard as I remember. Got me wearing the slumber fit.

>>33937753
nigga I asked the girls

reminder that women will look at this and get wet unironically.

>>33937768
there might be two thirty-plus year old women on here, what "girls" are you talking about?

>>33937727
alright, now do picrel

>>33937760
it's been over a decade since we last spoke, anyway I hope you're right

>>33937769
Put some hair on him... Chest and a lil bit on the face

>>33937771
clearly not you, because you have a penis

Are you there?
>>>/hm/

Moids that hate tattoos and non-ear piercings

Do you have any exceptions?

>>33937787
She looks like she'd be a great lay.

>>33937777
then pretend that I'm a woman. That's what everyone else is doing on this anonymous imageboard

>>33937787
I'd marry and breed her so bad,. I'm thinking 3 kids

>>33937789
nah bitch, you exposed yourself
if you were a submissive femboy maybe, but you're a full grown man

Women
Just dress like this (including the panties)
that's literally all guys want

>>33937460
>>33937422
>>33937315
>>33937577
reminder that canonically Aphrodite (goddess of beauty and love) had a loving and passionate affair and several children with Ares (god of war and conquest) while being married to Hephestus.
Even back then people knew exactly the kind of guy women always go for. Let's not kid ourselves here.

>>33937787
Regular earlobe and that's it
Everything else looks disgusting

>>33937787
>Do you have any exceptions?
No I don't think so, I don't think a tattoo has ever improved the look of a woman's body

>>33937787
She can't even skate that well why should I be impressed?

>>33937766
I am straight. Girls in porn are just prettier than guys in porn, and I just like the more sensual attention type of porn rather than the straight 'how quickly can we make the girl throw up' porn.

>>33937787
No. I don't want to date women who think gimmicky shit like that will make them more attractive.

>>33937769
God, I have masturbated to this man more than I can count.

>>33937698
Yh all my friends were playing ts. I'm just personally not into otome games but they are hot in a lot of young women's standards.

>>33937773
I get a little mushmouthed for a second there but you're only getting one take of this
https://vocaroo.com/1faPcpBNtVdl

optimal

>>33937446
F
watching this made me more uncomfortable than I've felt in a while.
Fuck you.

>>33937700
Perchance you are hawt

>>33937808
BLACKED coded

>>33937799
Would you consume other female erotica?

>>33937705
They all have different personalities too, so hard to choose.

>>33937535
Probably? They're working on whatever HLX is for sure and announcing the game on event like The Game Awards would be too generous of an offer.
Original game's anniversary is the perfect date for this.

>>33937684
Make the guy an "i can save him" tsundere, easy.

>>33937723
Yes if I want to coom quickly

>>33937816
>Probably?
You fucking fool

>>33937446
M
Idk I've never really thought about standards
I've never really tried to get a gf 2bh

>>33937812
I'm not sure what you mean? Like, erotica books written by other women? Sure?

>>33937799
>and I just like the more sensual attention type of porn rather than the straight 'how quickly can we make the girl throw up' porn.
NAG but I get what you mean. I've been off porn for about a month but I was getting into more sensual, slower porn (sensual blowjob/pussy licking threads) or just more softcore stuff in general before I stopped.

>>33937805
How did you read that with a straight face?

Why can't girls with tattoos be real outside of porn

>>33937747
It's okay, nothing knees clenching though.

>>33937799
F
I want sentual, emotional and connecting love making but I get turned down when I try and sex is rarely about sharing the experience and moreso about him getting himself off.
Makes me not wanna, alhough I am extremely horny lately

>>33937723
I mostly read it or listen to it. I'm always open to a good amateur video, though.

>>33937787
I was gonna say nose stud but... no there isn't any exceptions

>>33937830
I really really really regret getting a tramp stamp

>>33937811
>picture of a blonde girl with fair eyes
>anon instantly thinks of interracial sex
I guess the psyop worked. We must've entered burger hours, which is my cue to bounce.

What is going to happen?

>>33937839
I'm so sorry lol. What is it?

>>33937742
I do not know anything of the lives of youtubers I follow.

>>33937723
No, it's weird.

>>33937829
I did it for you, the listener. I also read it to myself before I read it aloud

>You see, I'm a straight man, but I can't stand seeing women in porn
>I HAVE to watch men making out sensually and have passionate anal sex with each other, that's the only way I can get off
>I'm straight though haha
tf kinda logic is that?

>>33937819
>You fucking fool
No shit.
It's still a rumour at the end of a day, so of course I'm not going to be 100% convinced. Even if it somewhat mirrors Valve Index and Half-Life Alyx thing from what I understand.

>>33937547
It was in my targeted advertising, calm down, it's not that important to me.

>>33937687
Braids only. But I won't go skiing or snowboarding, I already fucked up one knee irredeemably, I'd like to not fuck up both.

>>33937577
You got it anon. This is what Simplified Chad looks like.

It really is time for me to just rip the bandaid off and remember that solipsism actually is true and I'm just pretending it isn't.

>>33937824
Also nag, but I get what you mean. I have recently been thinking a lot about how people always say that porn consumption leads to more extreme behavior and more extreme porn consumption, like weed being a gateway drug or something. I've never been into anything too extreme anyway, but I feel like even given that my porn consumption has become less and less extreme over time. Now I mostly just watch solo softcore asmr videos.

>>33937839
Let's date femanon

>>33937442
>>33937552
Lmao, cope and seethe.

>>33937845
If you say so.
Anyway, do a Hemingway short story next. You seem like the kind of guy to enjoy his work.

>>33937833
Try hooking up with a woman.

>>33937851
YEASS

>>33937549
>Girls like you way more after you give them orgasms.
It's true.

>>33937550
That's why I got my nails done in white that glows in the dark.~

>>33937846
Women aren't straight, anon

>>33937849
just know that you are the reason why people argue in favor of repealing the 19th

>>33937558
>By bf really likes doing it on my tattoo
There was an ancient gif that would get repeatedly posted on /b/ of an uncircumcised dude cumming on a woman's star of david tramp stamp. Shit like that makes sense why it's hot. Without doxxing yourself, what's your tattoo?

>>33937787
if it's a small tattoo I don't mind I also don't mind piercings.

that girl is ugly though and all those tattoos are not helping

>>33937470
The easiest way for me to come is to have sex while on top and leaning forward. I come in less than 2 minutes doing that.

I don't like vibrators, they're too intense for me. Dick > Fingers > Licking >>>>>> Vibrators, I'd say.

>>33937869
A small Gemini symbol on my lower back.

>>33937609
HAHAHAHA
BASED

>>33937815
If you could pick and match face with personality?

>>33937872
>astrology

Reminder that when women complain about men being selfish in bed, it's because those men can afford to be selfish and still have women vying for them. Not only that, but women will sleep with those men REGARDLESS.
Same way how men will complain about women being dull sluts and gold diggers. Those women can afford to do that because they know you'll still be lining up to give them attention.
It's all on you.

>>33937872
You've actually started letting him finish on you?

>>33937876
this, lmao
>omgggg he's so abusive and treats me like a piece of meat and cheats on me constantly
>do you have sex with him when he asks you?
>...yes
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>33937869
I have infinite life.

Men are forced 2 play gacha
Girls 2 date bad boys

>>33937853
I have 3 porn folders on my pc
a hardcore folder (more blowjobs than sex)
a hentai folder that I haven't touched in years and should probably delete (there's probably some loli I have hoarded since I was the same age as the girls)
a softcore folder that's half bikini/lingerie/croptop pics but sometimes has women flashing or stripping

Before I just randomly decided to take a break from porn and focus on other things, I was looking at the softcore folder the most. I think my last fap was actually to some audio porn. I should probably just delete all three folders at this point for my growth.

>>33937884
I like good boys only.