Thread 5026482

>only animal that is not born already knowing how to walk
>only animal that doesn't consider the act of glaring your teeth a form of provocation
>only terrestrial animal that poops on water

Why are humans so weird?

>only animal that is not born already knowing how to walk
there is more than one atrical species
>only animal that doesn't consider the act of glaring your teeth a form of provocation
dogs, unironically. they do it to show they're friendly and glad to see you.
>only terrestrial animal that poops on water
a lot of animals go to the lake to shit but with humans its a trained behavior. the most primitive hominid state is shitting in the street.

>>5026485
and wolves, but its a more tense and loaded "i'm sorry!" thing for them instead of casual and flexible like dog behavior

>>5026487
isn't the basedjak smile also seen in monkeys and apes as a form of submissive behavior?

>>5026490
Apes have both kinds of smile
Actually so do wolves (same open-mouthed, tops of teeth showing smile)

It's dogs that turned their fear grimace into a greeting and almost never do it as an actual fear grimace

>>5026485
You can teach a dog and/or a to potty in a toilet. They're so based.

>>5026482 (OP)
glaring your teeth, huh?
I love how nobody itt mentions your retarded mistake

almost like none of them recognize it because every single one of them is you.

>>5026731
or maybe we're not grammar nazis. being a regular nazi is tiring enough.

>>5026482 (OP)
First 2 points are all wrong, and 3rd one isn't even natural for humans, pooping in a hole is

>>5026482 (OP)
>OP has tiniest pp in the animal kingdom

why is OP so weird?

>>5026482 (OP)
We are the only animals capable of going against our instincts and making our own personal habits. Which allows all the "weird" shit