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Anonymous No.5050011 [Report] >>5050013 >>5050055 >>5050086 >>5050187 >>5050890 >>5050973 >>5051273 >>5051955 >>5052541
>that person who claims to "love animals!" but only likes cats and dogs
Anonymous No.5050013 [Report]
>>5050011 (OP)
When I say I like animals I only mean mammals and birds
Anonymous No.5050016 [Report]
>arthtropods exclusive radical animalist
Anonymous No.5050026 [Report] >>5050027 >>5050149 >>5055044
Anonymous No.5050027 [Report] >>5050031 >>5050892
>>5050026
does normicattle actually think that because something is underwater it isn't an animal?
Anonymous No.5050031 [Report] >>5050069 >>5050892 >>5053431
>>5050027
Yes.
I've been asked so many times if I eat fish if I mention I'm vegetarian, they genuinely think fish are swimming vegetables.
Not to mention the many self proclaimed vegetarians I've met snacking down on shrimp or pollock-based imitation crab
Anonymous No.5050042 [Report] >>5050045 >>5050046
I once met a woman who claimed to be vegan but ate chicken and her reasoning was "chickens aren't animals, they are birds"
Anonymous No.5050045 [Report]
>>5050042
According to plato, if you shave them they become human.
Anonymous No.5050046 [Report] >>5050055
>>5050042
Out of all the animals to draw a line at, birds was the last one I expected to be seen as expendable from an ethical standpoint.
Anonymous No.5050055 [Report] >>5050116
>>5050046
"animals" as a group has no inherent ethical relevance whatsoever so the vast majority of them are expendable so long as expending them benefits mankind.

there are sensible ethical arguments against factory farming and animal torture because these ultimately have consequences for mankind, and not good ones, and sensible arguments against the overconsumption of meat (especially red meat) for it makes the individual less healthy and has consequences for the wider world, but none against eating animals in itself.

veganism you see, is not a philosophy, because it can not be one. there is no consistent philosophy that supports it without either 1: denying that human life has supreme value and therefore being fundamentally evil (only internet vegans do this because this is only an acceptable stance on the internet) or 2: delving into religious bullshit about karma, soul cleanliness, and reincarnation and therefore being a pajeet (and indeed, veganism associated malnutrition has blighted india with an epidemic of low intelligence)

veganism is a virtue signaling activity.

it does not matter how sense veganism makes. it matters how many idiots admire you more for denying yourself tasty, nutritious food and pretending to care about things that don't affect you - or anyone. a vegan can be as nonsensical upon close inspection as they want as long as they are scoring brownie points with the people they wanted brownie points from.

>>5050011 (OP)
"loving animals" as a whole is impossible without being evil or an idiot, unless the love is meant as admiration of nature's machinations rather than actual care for things like ticks
Anonymous No.5050069 [Report] >>5050767
>>5050031
I know one girl who says "vegetarian" to most people because if you say "pescatarian" you'll get a confused stare at best
Also, asking for a meal without meat in the Balkans will often unironically yield chicken
Anonymous No.5050085 [Report] >>5051431 >>5055465
>I definitely prefer animals over people. Humans are destructive, selfish, and evil
Anonymous No.5050086 [Report]
>>5050011 (OP)
Cats and dogs are animals, statement checks out
Anonymous No.5050112 [Report] >>5050273
I love animals so much that I even love the ones nobody cares about and most of the new (to me) ones people post here.
I didn't think I liked spiders but /an/ made me like spiders. : )
Anonymous No.5050116 [Report] >>5050144
>>5050055
>veganism is a virtue signaling activity
Not always but I get where you're coming from. Of the vegans I've met, I've only known four who don't seem to do it for brownie points.
I spoke with one of the vegans who isn't a virtue signaler to the point that I'd known her for years before I learned she was vegan (and that was only because my wife invited her to dinner) and outta curiosity, asked if vegans can keep hens as pets. She said yes. Then asked her if she knew that hens, regardless if what you do, will lay eggs in much the same way women get periods. She looked puzzled a minute then said that she did not know that but that it makes sense. I also told her that most laying breeds of hen don't go broody and after explaining that it just means "they don't care about their eggs). So I asked if it would be okay for a vegan with a pet hen to eat the eggs.
She said she wouldn't, but that she doesn't see anything wrong with it in that situation. If she had a hen, she'd donate the eggs when she could.
That's a good vegan.
A faggot vegan said calling the hen a pet implies entertainment slavery and that she's an animal companion rather than a pet. This twat also said that reading the egg would be symbolic of violence against chickens. I said "not eating it or at least giving it to someone who would is proof that you give more of a fuck about non-existent bird-violence than you do very real people, which makes you a cunt".
Anonymous No.5050120 [Report] >>5050891
>veganism
Anonymous No.5050144 [Report]
>>5050116
to be fair, we did fuck up chickens, theyre not suppose to be going through their entire menstrual cycle every day
Anonymous No.5050147 [Report]
basically I only love cute animals, not the ugly ones
Anonymous No.5050149 [Report]
>>5050026
Bugs are part of the animal kingdom. They're animals.
Anonymous No.5050151 [Report]
>when someone calls an animal gross or useless
Anonymous No.5050187 [Report]
>>5050011 (OP)
I often tell people I love animals but really I only like trichoplax and hoilungia
Anonymous No.5050273 [Report] >>5050879
>>5050112
tits
now
Anonymous No.5050767 [Report]
>>5050069
>Also, asking for a meal without meat in the Balkans will often unironically yield chicken
Anonymous No.5050879 [Report]
>>5050273
Already posted: >>5046813
Anonymous No.5050886 [Report]
>over at some vegan girl's place
>huge "Animal Lives Matter" sticker on the fridge
>glue trap with hundreds of dead fruit flies right next to it
big think
Anonymous No.5050890 [Report] >>5051964 >>5052007 >>5053539 >>5053708
>>5050011 (OP)
>>that person who claims to "love animals!" but only likes cats and dogs
Holy shit, you're doing the autistic fucking factoid pop science child thing of mixing up the common use meaning of a word with the scientific technical-term meaning of a word.
Every single fucking time it's pseudo-intellectual morons or low-ranking university students saying that stupid idiotic shit.

"but why don't you like spiders! They're animals too!"
No fucktard. "Animals in common usage means mammals and maybe birds"
In scientific usage Animalia includes Nematodes, Starfish, arthropods etc...

Same shit with the "dophins aren't whales"
In common language usage that's right. In scientific usage dolphins are whales.

There's a billion examples of this shit and when somebody does it I instantly know they are an autistic psychopath or some sort of leftist factoid, "I fucking love science!" idiot.
Anonymous No.5050891 [Report] >>5052005
>>5050120
>white vegans develop potbelly thin-arm Indian physiques.
Anonymous No.5050892 [Report] >>5051023 >>5051990 >>5053880
>>5050031
>>5050027
Indians who call themselves vegetarians actually eat fish...
That isn't new either. Hindus have always been like that. So the largest vegetarian population of the world has always eaten fish.
Also "Veganism" was invented relatively recently in Britain. Both the word and ideology. There's nothing ancient about it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Watson
It became a movement in the 1940's.
Even the Jain of India would eat grubs and insects present in their grain.
So the people you're criticizing are actually more correct that you.
The whole reason veganism even formed was to disassociate from vegetarians at the time who all ate fish, insects and animal products like milk, eggs etc.
Anonymous No.5050973 [Report]
>>5050011 (OP)
I think fish are cute
Anonymous No.5051023 [Report] >>5051024 >>5051030 >>5051042 >>5051373 >>5051969 >>5051990
>>5050892
>Indians who call themselves vegetarians actually eat fish
No they fucking don't, retard. Fuck yourself on a rusty rake.
Vegetarian in India means lactovegetarian. The only modifier to this otherwise steadfast rule is a term that doesn't seem to exist in proper civilisations: eggetarian. Those are Indian lactovegetarians who also eat eggs, which are otherwise considered meat according to Hindu dietary understanding.
People who eat fish wouldn't call themselves vegetarian in India and the term pescetarian is unknown there afaik
t. European guy married to a Marathi Hindu woman
And no, Jains do not eat grubs and insects, you mouthbreathing inbred. They famously sweep the path in front of them to avoid accidentally stepping on bugs. They won't even eat root vegetables because they don't want to disturb microbes living in the soil. Some of these crazy fucks wear facemasks to avoid accidentally breathing in a bug.
This is like saying "yeah, well Iranian Muslims all love the absolute fuck out of a good ham and a bottle of Jack at Easter." It's just mind-bogglingly wrong all around, Jesus fucking Christ.
Anonymous No.5051024 [Report] >>5051435
>>5051023
>European guy married to a Marathi Hindu woman
honor to have you posting here with us Mr Vice President
Anonymous No.5051030 [Report] >>5051435
>>5051023
Get off 4chan and go overturn a gun ban or smth vance
Anonymous No.5051034 [Report]
>what i voted for: the end of globalism and a geopolitical shift that normalizes targeting chinese fishing boats with hellfire missiles
>what i got: the vice president explaining one of fifty sets of hindu dietary laws on r/4chan’s funny dog picture subforum
Anonymous No.5051042 [Report]
>>5051023
>t. European guy married to a Marathi Hindu woman
gross.
Anonymous No.5051273 [Report]
>>5050011 (OP)
>>that person who claims to "love animals!" but only likes rats and giraffes
Anonymous No.5051373 [Report] >>5051435 >>5051990
>>5051023
You can lie about your identity and your imaginary Hindu wife another time fed anon. The fact that you can ban me after telling me to kill my family without getting banned yourself is the ultimate proof that 4chan is nothing more than a fed honeypot.
Also no anon. Most Indians eat meat...
You're making shit up.
Anonymous No.5051378 [Report] >>5051379
>that person who claims to "love animals!" but never has sex with them
Anonymous No.5051379 [Report]
>>5051378
Can Fed anon say something that doesn't involve people killing their family members or sexually abusing animals?
You know, maybe something wholesome like "How to make tasty treats for your dog!".
Anonymous No.5051431 [Report] >>5051627
>>5050085
Stop playing dolls with wojaks and talking to ghosts.
Anonymous No.5051435 [Report] >>5051557 >>5051557
>>5051373
Jesus Christ, you're dumb. Show me where I said most Indians don't eat meat, you poor-reading-comprehension retard.
>>5051024
>>5051030
I don't own enough eyeliner (or any, in fact) to be JD Nonce.
Anonymous No.5051557 [Report] >>5051641 >>5051990
>>5051435
>I said most Indians don't eat meat
Well most do eat meat. The 2019 Indian census itself says 77% of Indians eat Fish, or some other form of meat, (mostly chicken).
So you're wrong.
You didn't even read the infographic I provided.
You can't even read.
You are dumb.
You are a liar.
You are a fed.
>>5051435
>I don't own enough eyeliner (or any, in fact) to be JD Nonce.
Probably also a lie. You likely use five different brands of eyeliner.
Anonymous No.5051627 [Report]
>>5051431
>Stop playing dolls with wojaks and talking to ghosts.
The image hits a bit too close to home aye misanthropic vegan anon?
Anonymous No.5051641 [Report] >>5051967
>>5051557
Poor little retard. : (
Anonymous No.5051941 [Report] >>5051950
>um don't say you love animals if you think bugs are gro-
YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME LOVE FLIES OR MOSQUITOES
Anonymous No.5051950 [Report] >>5051978
>>5051941
You sure about that?
Anonymous No.5051955 [Report]
>>5050011 (OP)
Oh I'm sorry I wasn't aware cats and dogs weren't animals.
Anonymous No.5051964 [Report] >>5051967
>>5050890
>DURR YOU ARE A PSYCHO IF YOU LIKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN MY HECKIN PUPPERS EW EW!
Go back to plebbit. Also stop raping your pets while you're at it.
Anonymous No.5051967 [Report] >>5051990 >>5052009
>>5051641
The 2019 Indian census itself says 77% of Indians eat Fish.
You're the retard fed anon.
>>5051964
Go to sleep fed.
Anonymous No.5051969 [Report]
>>5051023
Your wife smells like shit
Anonymous No.5051978 [Report]
>>5051950
BECAUSE HOVERFLIES AND BLOWFLIES ARE THE SAME THING!!!!
OMG! I'M A FUCKING GENIUS GUYS!!!
Anonymous No.5051990 [Report]
>>5050892
>>5051023
>>5051373
>>5051557
>>5051967
Meat eating pajeet here. There are a lot of pescatarians here (my mom, grandma) but not too many people know that terminology so they just say "vegetarian who eats fish" instead. Definitely different from actual vegetarians though.

Tb h I don't get the reasoning behind it. My pescatarian family members day it's because they don't wanna contribute to the suffering animals or something gay like that. I mean, do these people think fish can't feel pain or what?
Anonymous No.5052005 [Report] >>5052017
>>5050891
it's an adaptation
they slowly become ruminants
Anonymous No.5052007 [Report] >>5052017
>>5050890
>Animals in common usage means mammals and maybe birds
Where do you live?
Literally everyone I have ever known knows that reptiles and fish and worms are animals
I honestly I have no idea what kind of deranged retards the people ITT are talking to
Anonymous No.5052009 [Report] >>5052017 >>5053562
>>5051967
>reading comprehension is hard!
lol
u dumb
Anonymous No.5052017 [Report] >>5053562
>>5052005
Haha, that's pretty funny.
>>5052009
>>5052007
>Hey gentile anon. Just your local fed shitting up the thread with random shit and contradictions again.
Anonymous No.5052541 [Report]
>>5050011 (OP)
>person claims to love their pet
>feeds them kibble instead of raw meat
Anonymous No.5053431 [Report]
>>5050031
>vegetarian
lol
Anonymous No.5053502 [Report] >>5053504 >>5053687 >>5053851
All mammals are good with the exception of pests. Cats should have more rights than most others though

Fish are for food and home decor only. Should be primarily exploited hard.

Birds are neutral. Mostly only important for eggs and poultry. Pidgeon and Gulls should be wiped out.

Insects are insignificant, disposable, expendable pests. Should be considered as much of a living creature as a fungus or vegetable is.

Never trust ANY reptile. They are cold, uncaring, primitive monsters and the remains of a bygone age and we should finish the job of disposing all of them

Amphibians are much like reptiles but are literal meat automatons. Frankly diseases, habitat destruction, pet trade and pollution should wipe all of them out in the future with the pace it is going today.
Anonymous No.5053504 [Report]
>>5053502
>cat simp: hates nature
idiot normies letting their shitbulls off leash in national parks do not even come close to the damage done by the malicious neglect of a toxotroon
>some deer got spooked and maybe a turkey died
>vs.
>dozens of extinctions
it took the fucking indian vulture crisis and general pajeet brainlessness to shoehorn dogs into such a damaging role as that of the typical american "house" cat

i like and own cats
but they are 100% indoors and have less rights than other animals including and especially dogs. my dog eats raw, my cats eat kibble.
Anonymous No.5053539 [Report]
>>5050890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFxWsqk-O4A
dont project your retardation onto other people
Anonymous No.5053562 [Report]
>>5052017
See >>5052009
Anonymous No.5053687 [Report]
>>5053502
Bait used to be believable.
Anonymous No.5053708 [Report] >>5053973
>>5050890
It's nobodies fault that you are just a black nigger who gets mad at people who actually use the language correctly and wonder why no one else speaks using your low effort big lip smacking ghetto street talk
Fuck you retarded black nigger you are so restarted I am surprised you haven't managed to forget how to breathe yet with those big and wide nigger nostrils you use to give a nosejobs to a "brotha"
Anonymous No.5053851 [Report] >>5053854
>>5053502
insects actually keep ecosystems working unlike dogs who usually just destroy it
Anonymous No.5053854 [Report] >>5053861
>>5053851
Dogs naturalize easily actually
Anonymous No.5053861 [Report] >>5053871 >>5053879
>>5053854
they tend to kill local fauna which fucks up ecosystems, and for some reason their turds tend to be pretty bad for the environment compared to those of actual wild animals
the reason mosquitoes are such a problem nowadays is because dogs scare away their natural predators, birds in particular get negatively affected by their turds and their loud barks, having their lifecycles completely screwed by them
as a matter of fact dog barking affects everyone negatively, and they are the only animal that is constantly producing an earraping, excrutiating noise that doesn't even benefit the heckin doggos in the first place
it actually makes sense that dogs are such a plague when you remember they are literal a manmade abomination
Anonymous No.5053871 [Report] >>5053884
>>5053861
>they tend to kill local fauna
they tend to replace or meld with the medium sized canid/equivalent
>their poop is bad
this is propaganda meant to scare normies, actually. all omnivore/carnivore poop is pretty much the same.

the rest of your post is a grim reminder that toxozombies are deranged lunatics that will get violent over literally nothing and 4chan would have been better off if it had a script to detect reddit cookies and autoban based on them. imagine coming to a dog board to post lovecraft tier cringe dog hate.
Anonymous No.5053879 [Report] >>5053884
>>5053861
Dogs evolved naturally and the woods, untouched by man, are normally filled with canids barking and yipping. You're really just making shit up.

Dogs are an environmental nothingburger. The closest anyone comes to a "real" complaint about them besides "it is not possible to live in NZ and be a tree hugger" is "omg, they eat meat! kill your dogs so we can make more room in the carbon budget for billionaires private jets!"

They are NOTHING like cats, which continue causing extinctions even in the non-sensitive first world ecosystems.
Anonymous No.5053880 [Report]
>>5050892
>Indians who call themselves vegetarians actually eat fish...
This is called 'pescetarianism', and isn't just practiced by Indians. It's also practiced by Christians who view meat consumption as decedent and seek to limit it. So there are moral concerns behind it, just not 'animal welfare' moral concerns.
Anonymous No.5053884 [Report] >>5053888
>>5053871
I'm really not interested in your modern religion.
>>5053879
Cats are a problem too, but not even close as problematic as dogs. And cats aren't manmade abominations so they have that going for them compared to dogs.
Anonymous No.5053885 [Report]
I love the sound of dogs barking in the distance. It makes life less sterile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXITcHN3uwE
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WpVjtxGNbaI
We should breed dogs for more interesting sounding barks in my opinion
Anonymous No.5053888 [Report]
>>5053884
>not even close to... as dogs
No, dude. They are worse.
>cats aren't manmade abominations
They are at least 10,000 years, 1/3 of their brain mass, and a considerable amount of body mass removed from real wildcats. They are so different, frequent breeding with domesticated cats is enough to cause a wild cat species to be declared extinct.

One notable difference is an adult wild cat is almost NEVER prey as an adult, only ever as a juvenile, or if they get caught while defending their young, while domesticated cats are hunted by birds, canids, and even other cats even in adulthood because of their lesser survival instincts - and the slow speed at which cats genetics change means this problem persists for far longer than it would in a more evolvable dog species.

Dog genes change so rapidly they can speciate in less time than it takes for humans to develop a vague racial boundary.
Anonymous No.5053973 [Report] >>5054015
>>5053708
You will be very surprised to learn that white people actually think exactly like this
Anonymous No.5053988 [Report]
>I love tacos
>UM WHY DON'T YOU LOVE THIS ONE THAT I TOOK A FAT SHIT IN? HYPOCRITE MUCH?
Anonymous No.5054015 [Report] >>5054719 >>5054967
>>5053973
that doesnt make them not a nigger, a nigger isnt a race, its a mindset that transcend racial boundries
Anonymous No.5054026 [Report]
>>505002
>peoole
>a lot of people
americans*
Anonymous No.5054719 [Report]
>>5054015
but you called anon black, explicitly black
Anonymous No.5054967 [Report] >>5055453 >>5056531
>>5054015
Junior high edgelord take. The is the stance of the immature coward - wants the reaction and attention of having a wild opinion, but without the spine to commit to actually holding said opinion.
Anonymous No.5055044 [Report]
>>5050026
>people think animals = mammals
People misuse the term animals in my native language all the time too. I wonder where this confusion comes from. Is it just NPC nature to default animals to mammals?
Anonymous No.5055453 [Report]
>>5054967
what the fuck are you going on about, how is it an edgelord take to say that anyone can be a nigger, nor is it spineless since its been said outright.
Anonymous No.5055465 [Report]
>>5050085
I look like this and say this
Anonymous No.5056531 [Report]
>>5054967
it's like drawing a distinction in being gay vs being a faggot if that helps