Thread 5055772

Let's have a general for the greatest animal of all time.

FUCK YEAH IGUANAS!

oh no

>>5055783
so one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, eh?

>>5055772 (OP)
>The first human to beat the horses was Huw Lobb in 2004, completing the race in 2 hours and 5 minutes, claiming a prize of £25,000. This marked a significant milestone in the race's history, as it took 25 years for a runner to achieve this feat.
can outrun and outlast 4 legged animals with only 2! lol

>>5055794
horsecels... we got too cocky....

Fuck yeah we rule, other mammals drool

I don’t like how sweaty they are.

>>5055830
I've notice the sweet doesn't smell all that much if they aren't anxious. maybe its a self defense mechanism?

I never liked Humans, they walk really weird. Sort of like a giant pole, you're always worried they'll just topple over.

>>5055772 (OP)
So. I land on this pretty nice planet, build a decent home inside one of the local dormant volcanos and just settle in for a few hundred thousand rotations around the local primary. Pretty comfy. Then I take a nap and the exterior of my home is CRAWLING with these things when I get up. They’re chopping up the garden, digging for heavy metals, even building nests. Long and short of it? Put down gluon traps. I know they make some of the bleeding hearts mad, but a good gluon trap will vaporize a whole herd of these things.

>A 2015 study published in the journal American Anthropologist examined 168 cultures and found that 54% showed no evidence of romantic-sexual kissing.

Do you think we culturally started kissing by copying the other primates that do kiss, or it was some weird society thing?

Why did we evolve mustaches?

>>5055772 (OP)
>Let's have a general for the greatest animal of all t-ACK

>>5055938
mating ritual.

I think humans are ugly, I much prefer fuzzy four-leggers to naked chimps.

>>5056010
>giving fogger blue cheese pizza
Animal abuse

>>5056010
that's because you're a degenerate

>>5055938
Facial hair is basically a testosterone check.

>>5056016
foxes evolved to eat blue cheese.

>>5055938
Eyebrows keep dust out of eyes
Mustache keeps dust out of mouth and nose?
It gets in the way of eating if it's not trimmed though, dunno how cavemen did it.

haha look guys i'm a fat human who uses the computer all day

>>5055887
54% is just half, so romantic kissing can be considered natural i guess

>>5055938
sexual selection like ever growing hair on the head only and permanent breasts for women. our natural basal body/face hair is like a chimp's or bonobo's

>>5056010
why do you like endless parasites and terrible odours?

>>5056163
don't pretend like humans wouldn't have endless parasites and terrible odors if it weren't for modern medicine and bathing. hell in a lot of the world humans still do have parasite and terrible odors.

>>5055966
>from China

Behold! A man:

I'm a human female fan. Don't really like the males

>>5056337
Making them wear clothes should be considered abuse.

>>5056328
Lol sick aphrodite reference anon

>>5055794
At first I read this as he only won because he physically beat the horses he was riding on.

>>5057216
>aphrodite

>>5057282
>He doesnt get it.

Liger = Female Tiger and Male Lion
with growth limiters removed
...
Female human and male neanderthal = unlock gigantism and larger brains

>>5055794
I looked it up and this challenge is BS, they give the humans a head start and make the horses go last so they are stuck behind the crowd and not able to pass. then they run through rough terrain which obviously horses aren't as trained for

>>5056337
why do so many prefer human females over males anyway

>>5057716
for me, its the breasts

>>5055772 (OP)
Sapiens on extinction watch

>>5056328
what's with the manboobs?

>>5056280
Not this faggot again

>>5055772 (OP)
Reminder to all greenniggers. Human planet, human rules. We should reshape all of nature to our utility and exterminate all that doesn't kneel to us.

Why won’t you join the Greater Good?

>>5057765
That's where you get your chicken breasts from

>>5055772 (OP)
>Fumbled the bag so hard they were given the world, and yet they still gave it over to sin and satan
>As a result all animals have to pay for the failures of mankind

>>5057813
>nature created a being greater than itself
Cute little anon thinks nature is animals and trees

>>5055772 (OP)
This meme legit inspires me

>>5055887
Kissing evolved from mouthfeeding while other forms of human intimacy like hugging and cuddling evolved from grooming.

>>5057944
Do you wanna mouthfeed and groom

we could, technically, spam this thread with an insane amount of NSFW images

After Mosquitoes, Humans are the number one killer of other Humans. This was much more in the ancient world, but still.

Humans need to:

RELAX GUY

TAKE A REST HUH?

Also, Idiocracy--the movie is becoming a documentary. Even my old school is introducing a sharp mind program. So there's that, but gotta control the masses without being too on the nose.

I used to struggle to remember the captcha, but I can member it now!

>>5055772 (OP)
The most invasive species the world has ever known.
The most violent species the world has ever known.
The most ecologically destructive species the world has ever known.
When are we going to exterminate these wastes of oxygen?

I remember watching a video where a guy--maybe a scientist, did natural evolution vs merging technology with humans, in a simulation test.

Natural won somehow in the end

>>5057961
>When are we going to exterminate these wastes of oxygen?
>t.

>>5057966
When the kettle complains the pot is black

>>5057952
You want me to vomit into your mouth and then get ticks out of your hair, anon?

MAN??

PILE OF SECRETS

>>5057952
Grooming before mouthfeeding.

>>5056337
Gaaay

>>5055887
how did they check this? Did they look at people who were having sex and see that they did not eat face?

>>5057961
Per capita, humans are extremely non violent as creatures.