Thread 5061695

Post your favorite ratite

>>5061695 (OP)
that's the only animal I'm scared off for some reason.

Patrician: Elephant Bird
Contrarian: Rhea
Plebian: Ostrich
Chad: Kiwi
Beta Cuck: Moa
Chud: Emu
Edgelord: Cassowary
WELL ACKSUALLY: Tinamou
This list is definitive.

>>5061695 (OP)
The poor man likes cassowaries because of their reputation for being dangerous. The rich man likes cassowaries because they are fruit eating giants that live in a Jurassic rainforest

>>5062109
>Chad:Kiwi

Fuck off, Null

>>5062109
Actually based

A former co-worker, Susan Ostrich.
She's neat.
>>5062109
>Susan is plebeian
I'd tell her you think so but I haven't spoken with her in a number of years.

Kevin

>>5067222
I wonder who the main villain is?
>the ominous lightning strike and blood red eyes in question:

>>5062109
>Beta Cuck: Moa
Coming back
https://colossal.com/moa/

>>5068941
>colossal
reminder that the "dire wolves" were literally just dogs that they went in and tweaked exactly 12 genes to make them white and to have large muzzles and paws with absolutely no relation to dire wolves. No DNA sampled, no relevance to the actual dire wolves, specifically meant to match their depiction in the tv adaptation of a fantasy novel so they could get on the cover of national geographic. They're grifters salty that people didn't care enough about their woolly mice (which were cute to be honest) but it doesn't justify their behavior.

>>5068941
>colossal

>>5068946
Also remember the GMO wolves were genetic mistakes with terrible overbites

>>5069669
kek

>>5069669
incredible anon, thank you