Thread 5063358

Is this one of things they psy-op to trick people into getting dogs and not having kids?

I have 2 dogs, and theyre fucking annoying, they cause way more stress to my life. Theyre old dogs now so luckily there's not much more of this shit left for me to deal with. But for fuck sake, whoever said owning dogs reduces stress is a fucking retarded cunt.

My life was so much less stressful without dogs or any pets for that matter.

Being Pet free is 100% the LEAST stressful life

Everytime I see someone with a new puppy all I can think now is

>you fucking retard, youve just signed yourself up for 15+ years of annoyance, stress, cleaning up shit, getting annoyed at random barks, having to constantly feed and clean up after the dog... you FUCKED UP

OH YEH AND ANOTHER THING

My dogs are fucking retarded old cunts now at 16 and 17, lately in their old age theyve been both fighting each other on a near daily fucking basis

So now I have to deal with 2 old dementia'd dog cunts constantly going at each other for the slightest thing

Its so fucking annoying FOR FUCK SAKE

Sane people who get a pet WANT that pet. Not using a pet as some kind of holistic cure. Fish people get fish because it interests them, even though you would find them boring. People who own dogs enjoy the dogs and are okay with the downsides.

People don't get dogs INSTEAD of kids, people get dogs kids or not because dogs are nice. There is no dichotomy here. Dogs and cats are FAMILY pets. Normal, intelligent, mentally healthy people like owning pets and raise their kids with pets. You on the other hand seem like a miserable, pepe-posting incel who gets unreasonably angry he has to put down the video games and do something for someone else. I have a feeling that you have the kind of personality that would describe holding a job any harder than being salaried consultant/web dev that does absolutely nothing as "being a fucking cuck and a slave to schlomo" and scream internally at the thought of mandatory overtime.

The way you describe the way your dogs behavior just screams neglectful owner. Dogs pick up on how much of a miserable autist you are and become miserable in turn.. Normal people who don't have aspergers, clinical depression, antisemitism, narcissism etc raise happy, well behaved dogs because, again, animals simply pick up on how their owners act and adapt.

annoyance, stress, cleaning up shit? your pets are unfulfilled. it's inaccurate to describe pet ownership as necessarily immoral, unethical slavery but that doesn't mean it can't be. and with some pet owners, especially gamers and internet addicts, it is far closer to slavery, bleak captivity, than it should be.

a dog is as intelligent as a seven year old child, with the social cognition of a 14-16 year old. dogs have learned to consistently understand english grammar better than chimps. and even with half the intelligence, cats have far greater emotional needs than a computer addicted autistic can provide for, and are nearly as much work as dogs because cats specific instinctive needs and cognitive skills (like an excellent long term memory for their tiny brain) make them quickly learn to dislike shitty people. people like you just shouldn't own animals.

OPs life be like
>noooo fido my prostate hasn’t been milked yet no walks today
>fuck you for shitting on the floor stupid dog i had to wait for the captcha timer after changing my ip i couldnt let you out
>ugh why are dogs so annoying i cant even get through a stream or a round of fortnite without a distraction
>how many walks a day? no. period. that is stupid. keep your gym rat pet. some of us are smart enough not to have to work out. besides you’re probably going to be robbed by a black person.

>>5063358 (OP)
>>5063359
>OP is an autistic psychopath that hates all life that isn't himself. He can only be happy when he is alone with his computer in his room playing with his microscopic brown deformed penis as he complains about the existence of everything that isn't him or his astoundingly small brown penis.

>>5063358 (OP)
>/biz/ poster
fuck off

>>5063358 (OP)
It depends on the pet in particular, your age and circumstances, the whole chemistry of the setup. I grew up in a big family, and for some reason none of us liked dogs, yet all got along well with a placid and cleanly American Wirehair cat--the runt of a litter one of my sister's friends bred by accident. Not even inconvenient, given the light distribution of labor, the magic of purring, kneading visitations. In general I like the breed, but also notice that they're almost nonexistent among both feral populations and households predominated by idiots.

>>5063382
Thanks ChudGPT

>>5063382
I agree with you on the dog but if you have a big house and buy a few gadgets, a cat is categorically one of the easiest pets you could ever own. You don't have to walk it. You don't have to pay (that much) attention to it, especially if the breed is known to be more aloof and solitary. If you have a feeder you only need to refill the feeder like once a week. It's probably the best pet for an autistic gaymer. My guinea pigs are more high effort because they shit everywhere vs a cat shits in a litter box. Which, you can also get a self-cleaning litterbox.

Man that's crazy

>>5064565
Why even have pets at that point.

>>5064661
Because its nice to have something to look at and interact with whenever you feel like it as opposed to something for which the aforementioned is a hard requirement.

>>5063358 (OP)
This is how I feel about owning pets. I'm forced to live with cats and I so fucking hate it. All they do is cost money, spread shit everywhere and meow loud for no reason. It doesn't feel like they keep you company, they feel like pests that live rent-free in your home with free food and healthcare. And you cannot punch them if they damage your property or else you'd be ostracised from society and you'd get arrested.

I feel like owning a dog is better than owning a cat (because training them feels rewarding + they see you as their master, not just a food dispenser), but that's just because I never owned a dog so I only have an idealistic view about it. The truth is that I rather live forever alone and become a crazy wizard that speaks to mushrooms in the woods, than being the slave of a furred piece of shit. I'll definitely be pet-free in the future.

>>5064677
Samefag Indian fed that plays with his only friend, his penis on discord 24/7/52.
>OMG why interact with other humans or animals when I can just touch myself on discord every day with the foodstamps the government provides?

>>5064726
Samefag cat shit fed that enjoys the constant smell of cat feces in his house.

>>5064771
Interacting with people and animals doesn't involve eating their fecal matter Indian anon.
Understandably that's a hard concept for an Indian such as yourself to comprehend.

>>5064663
So like Hasan, you have a prop dog or cat that you electrocute when it moves an inch in 6 hours?
Turbo-charged pin-headed autistic-psychopathy.

This worries me because I kind of want to try having a pet, but what if I end up just feeling burdened with the extra chores? What if I realize owning a pet isn't like petting the cute animals when you visit other people? How do I REALLY know how I'm going to feel?

>>5066438
>Kind of want to try

Yeah, don't get a pet.

>>5066438
Do something that feels burdensome to you every day for an hour (or a bit lower if the pet is easier). Do that for a year. If you can stomach that and feel like the cuddles are worth it then get that pet. Maybe volunteer at a shelter or something if you want to get a dog or cat.