Dinner has been pretty much this since the switch 2 came out.

>>935642219 (OP)
Maybe you shouldn’t have bought it, you stupid penis.

>>935642219 (OP)
If my wife served me this, there would be hell to pay. You need to show your wife who's the boss.

are they available easily yet

>>935643512
Fuck no, sold out in my entire state

>>935643579
that's what I figured. frankly haven't even looked into it yet cuz I don't feel like fighting to get one like I did the ps5

>paying these ridiculous prices just to play horrible woke slop from AAA studios
The only games worth playing these days are indie games and those are all on PC and playable with 10 year old hardware.

>>935642219 (OP)
>drool slowly trickles down chin
>lazy eye twitches slightly
>permeable musk clings to the air
>obese anon sits in the corner
>bugs swarm the days-old takeout that will never see the inside of a trashcan
>shit stains on the carpet
>jaw permanently loose because of a tongue that is too big
**I LUB MAWIO KAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

Why are you like this, anon?

>>935643512
>>935643579
>>935643732
lol, scalpers will buy out the all the restocks, for the next 3 months before they realize that average consumers don't give a fuck about it at MSRP. no way in hell are people going to pay for scalper tax on top of that

>>935642219 (OP)
I've been thinking about buying it just for the fire emblem series.
Is it worth it guys?

Anyway here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU

>>935643956
did you play colgate fire emblem? no iykyk

I only play Lenny Loosejocks exclusively. and sometimes math blasters.

>>935642219 (OP)
you keep complaining about it but why the f did you buy it? you feel the need to buy a lot of things you didn't really need and can't really afford?

A lot of Nintendo fanboys I follow are regretting buying this shit rn. Buyers remorse is real

a nintendo switch 2 just flew over my house

>>935644191
I've played every fire emblem game since the NES, brother.

Anyway here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU

>>935642219 (OP)
My 14 year old niece wanted it so bad she was willing to do anything for a new Switch. Anything. Its been fun and we are now looking at ways she can earn new games.

>>935643879
Rpgmaker games? Try 20 YO hardware lol

>>935645408
that's crazy!

>>935644191
Aquafresh is the toothpaste with the three stripes.

imagine wasting $500 on a system that only has a few games that are actually on the cartridge while the rest are just download and play. I will not be buying a switch 2 just cause of this reason alone. Consoles are supposed to be consoles not PCs.

>>935643512
I strolled through walmart yesterday to be with my people and they had a bunch of the joycons for switch 2 in stock with games, but no consoles.

>>935645505
agreed get rog or steam deck unless you're a nintendo fanboy

>>935643732
I got lucky and got the last one at my Best Buy the day of launch but I also just went on a whim

>>935643929
That’s an insanely good point lmao

>>935645997
Even if you are a nintendo fanboy, just sideload an emulator on steam deck. Sure it only plays TOTK at 20-30fps, but so did the officially licensed hardware, so fuck it

>>935647296
How are you going to play Mario kart with the boys

>>935648043
Just play 8 DX.
Or 64. They just added a button remap function to it. (Better late than never.)

>>935648182
I see

Jelq

>>935642219 (OP)
Who plays Nintendo in 2025

>>935652265
children and disney adults

>>935645008
I have a PowerMac I use exclusively for watching DVDs and playing Diablo II, the only video game I own

>>935652521
people say diablo 2 is still the best one so you arent missing anything

They changed the Ritz Bits packaging. I like it. The last one sucked

>>935652521
How poor are you?

>>935652906
How frugal. There was a multi millionaire who lived in central park as a homeless person

Iggy pop lives in a one bedroom with nothing but his motorcycle and gives everything to charity that he can

>>935653043
Cope.

>>935653099
Having not objects you don't need is not indicative of wealth

>>935653087
fun fact: iggy pop is short for Iguana pop because he was actually born as an invasive green iguana in florida.

>>935653148
But you want much more than you have. Keep coping, winner.

>>935653253
Lol florida lizard

>>935653280
wut?

>>935642219 (OP)
Nice ice cube soup! Looks delicious! Sadly my ice maker broke so I just have broth tonight, no cubes.

>>935654263
notice how it jewed me and got around my instructions.

>>935654263
>things autistic people do with AI

>>935654327
i made it do it right

>>935654368
Big juicy nigger cock in my butt

>>935654424
i figured you out. you get angry when someone says nigger but instead of crying like niggers usually do you start spamming gay shit instead. you're still just as fragile as the crybaby niggers though and only a little gayer.

>>935654501
I'm not angry, I'm horny and you reminded me of niggers and their huge cocks

>>935642219 (OP)
Scoob Cubes aint somethin to fuck around about. You pretty much just freeze coconut jello and put it in vodka, wait for it to spread out a bit and get a cup.

>>935654614
Zelda aint bad either

>>935654656
Why does the hand just jet out of the knee like a rape weapon?

>>935654606
you realize why everyone thinks you're shane right? this is textbook shane behavior.

>>935654720
Shane from buzzfeed?

>>935654716
I think you're supposed to be seeing underneath it but it looks retarded

>>935654763
yes

>>935654720
they're schizo

I’m gay for Jews

>>935654501
My friend, Shane has been obsessed with niggers long before you or I were born. That’s why he broke laws with his friends and eagerly took the fall for them so he could go to jail. See how happy he is in his mugshot?

>>935657426
Dude fuck off you virgin faggot prove you're not a giga simp. Do you know will never have sex woth these girls? They and their bf's/pimps just want your money. I'm not going to treat them like humans because they aren't and if you're a simp you deserve it also. idgaf about your opinions tho you're not feeding or fucking me and you don't pay my rent lol or do you

btw everytime you try to search me i get paid cuck

>>935657820
>lie

>>935661182
No it isn't because there's no me so you have to go to paid influencers who get paid per view and i'm never discussed so you pay people i know for nothing

You're delusional if you think otherwise

>random words strung together haphazardly and without proper care
>poop in pants
>beer in hand

>>935661383
>mad cuck
pay more

Anyone else's favorite player is fox on super smash bros?

hey shane, why you got all that poop in your pants for

follow and like bitches you pay

>>935661425
>>935661420

>>935661449
lmao

>>935643512
They seem mostly unlimited but sometimes the fridge needs a while to reproduce them

>>935642219 (OP)
I just went to KFC to get food for the next two days.
>2 large mashed potatoes with gravy
>1 order of coleslaw
You know how much it cost? FIFTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS. The FUCK, man?

>>935661562
Sorta normal tbqh

>>935661604
BullSHIT! Since when?

>>935661839
2020 just slightly higher. zi boughth 8 sliders for 21 w/no drink

>>935661933
Well, 8 sliders is a lot, but shouldn't be $21. Damn....they didn't even have fries at this location, hence why I had to get coleslaw instead.

>>935661383
He doesn’t drink beer, he drinks fancy exquisite shit IPA like a true Jew

>>935661562
A Big Mac meal is 15 dollars. A burger and fries from Texas Roadhouse is the exact same price.

>>935662157
Manischewitz Wine

>>935662123
I hate coleslaw it's rabbit food with mayo and vinegar

>>935662204
Can't wait until my jaw completely heals (had dental work a couple of weeks ago) so I can go back to not eating from restaurants. ffs.

>>935662250
I love it. I hadn't had it in so long (since about 2009, if not sooner). Next time, I'm going to save the coleslaw juice as a drink for a hot day.

>>935662365
i'm not a fan except with pulled pork

>>935662415
NO PORK.
>not Muslim, just don't like pigs

>>935662474
>posts chinese w/o pork
lol understandable there's better parts and beef is superior

This is not a Black and white world

>>935662863
no beef either...or chicken.
>also, it was Korean

>>935662365
Why did you get dental work

>>935643247
Weirdo

>>935663097
Had a tooth abscess that I let swell and fester for a week before taking it seriously. Half my face swelled up, and it got to a point where I woke up in the middle of the night (morning, really) writhing in pain with bloody pus coming out of the tooth. So I scheduled an emergency appointment, had them drain the abscess (SEVERAL injections), but had to wait another week while on meds for them to take the actual tooth out. I lost 10 lbs in said week because I was literally unable to open my mouth wide enough to put in 1 finger; the initial draining was so painful just to get my mouth open wide enough for them to numb and inject me. The actual extraction was the most painful experience of my life so far.

tl;dr: DO NOT ignore dental hygiene and/or any tooth pain you encounter.

>>935663097
Andy broke my jaw

we eatin good tonight

>>935663078
close enough but i should know k idols only get posted. so what then?

>>935663273
Dont they have BBC therapy available where you suck BBC to numb the pain?

>>935663273
i had thrush several times and had to eat bread water for days i know that feel

>>935663327
Mostly vegetables and rice, but fish *sometimes.* I normally go to a vegan restaurant once a week and order """chicken""" nuggets and fries or spring rolls. These days, only fries...

>>935663361
Even if I wanted to...I can't suck dick of any color now. Probably for the best, seeing as how it was an infection.

>>935663391
>bread and water
Sometimes, I wish I had joined the Navy. They'd throw me in the brig and put me on that diet.

>>935663391
Beat the thrussy up, beat the thruss up

>>935663445
How about in the butthole?

>>935663499
I've learned the hard way that I'm not a bottom.

>>935663556
At least it wasn't the soft way

>>935663590
Speaking of
>soft
it will be another week of mashed potatoes, ramyun, and apple sauce for me.

For now, I'm going to go meditate. Enjoy this unconventionally attractive Korean actress that I was once made fun of by a former-Japanese friend for liking.

Everybody in here bicycles, right?

>>935663672
>

>>935663445
it still hurt to drink bread water.
fish can substitute but that mercury poisoning stopped me liking fish for awhile since i ate 3 months nothing but tuna and had mercury poisoning now if it's tuna i will get sick

>>935663672
Of course!

>>935663672
Of course! Been cycling my whole life! 4000 miles under my belt

>>935663749

>>935663760
>mercury poisoning
>didn't know this was a thing
Oh....well, then!

>>935663818
Happens to us all

>>935663672
yes, sadly my chain snapped and the replacement is slipping badly under load,it looks like I need to replace the cassette and maybe the crankset

>>935664497

>>935664497
Do Mechanical Animals Shane

Who you guys got in the NBA finals?

We can all learn to appreciate

>>935664909
none major sports are rigged

>>935665066
Dubs logged throte clogged

>>935664909
Durant domestic abuse, apology under thirty seconds