Your daughter comes home from college with her new boyfriend. What's your first thought?

Jokes on you, I don't have a family.

>>935647935 (OP)
It's her life, her choices. I'm not going to drag my egomanical insecurities into this and emotionally manipulate them.

Anyway here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU

>>935647935 (OP)
when are his friends comming over?

>>935648492
Going to end up in a bbc threesome

>>935647935 (OP)
Install cameras in her room and tell him he can come over whenever he wants

>>935647935 (OP)
All jokes aside I would be extremely disappointed.

>>935647935 (OP)
Kneel and kiss boots of her partner. Apologize for being a white

>>935647935 (OP)
I'd wonder what business a nigger has on a college campus besides selling drugs. Then I'd call ICE and say he's an illegal Haitian or something and get him on the next bus to Guatemala. My daughter wouldn't ever lock lips with a fucking butterhead as long as I'm alive.

>>935647935 (OP)

Give them freedom and space.

Install some cameras in her room.

Wait a coupla of weeks, collect the results.

Proud father.

>>935647935 (OP)
It is what it is, her choice, but I'd probably be thinking about it. She went to college single, I'm not naive

>>935649368
Most women go to college single. They want to get laid, not be tied down.

>>935649318
Fucking white girls while you remain a kissless virgin.

>>935650879
No way, for real?!

>>935647935 (OP)
I'd be extremely happy for her and try to get her to stop taking birth control

>>935650946
I hear bbc can get past birth control

Immediately introduce him to her mom and hope it works

>>935647935 (OP)
Nothing would make me more proud as a father of an 18 yr old woman.

I'd buy her this sash

>>935651768
Based as fuck

>>935647935 (OP)
When did my daughter become a french clickbating e-ho?