What if a disease one day made every girl on the planet grow a dick? - /b/ (#935657245) [Archived: 1104 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:53:27 AM No.935657245
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:57:58 AM No.935657444
my gf already has a dick so who cares
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:20:02 AM No.935658269
>>935657245 (OP)
That would be incredibly hot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:44:52 AM No.935661116
Bump
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:52:40 AM No.935661404
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>>935657245 (OP)
As long as they still have a pussy, it's all good.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:23:31 AM No.935664485
>>935661116
and what would happen if 10% of those guys were transgender?

i mean it'd be a real shitshow, but it'd be kind of hilarious
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:21:20 AM No.935666075
>>935657245 (OP)
We'd be living in a paradise. But since everything is terrible forever this will never happen.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:25:40 AM No.935666161
I'd kill myself
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:28:30 AM No.935666216
>>935657245 (OP)
then there'd be a lot more dicks i guess. huh
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:49:59 AM No.935666651
Would be painful af for them. Depends how fast the dick grows, they are forced to grow extra skin, muscle, and have to grow or change organs for pissing and cumming.

It's gonna be body horror and mentally taxing.
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Blint
6/12/2025, 10:24:36 AM No.935668201
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>>935657245 (OP)
I'd hope it prioritizes fatter cocks
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:44:56 AM No.935668465
>>935666651
Ehh, the clit is already a minidick. I'm imagining it would just get bigger and thicker, wouldn't need any extras like a second urethra. OP said nothing about balls, so I'm imagining a classic ballless futa.

It'd be pretty cool
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:56:34 AM No.935668604
>>935657245 (OP)
if my girlfriend stayed exactly the same except she got a dick where here clit is now i just ask that its hairless, but honestly that would be based as fuck. its gay to suck a dick when the owner also has balls, but dick with pussy would be kind of cool. like id suck a dick on a XX female if i can still get a bitch pregnant, it seems like it might be fun if theres not a man attached. and no trannies are not the same, fucked one once and 1. they smells like chemicals and 2. anal does not hold up to latina pussy.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:00:23 AM No.935668669
>>935657245 (OP)
probably we would dissapear as a species in the next few years
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:14:17 AM No.935668897
>>935657245 (OP)
imagine being able to suck dick anytime you want without having to say no homo!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:23:43 AM No.935669020
>>935657245 (OP)
They could all go fuck themselves.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:31:51 AM No.935669127
>>935661404
lol finally a proper illustration of a futanari on this site.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:34:44 AM No.935669166
>>935661404
>>935669127
And some one who actually knows what proper futanari is too.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:34:58 AM No.935669170
>>935657245 (OP)
I'd suck every woman in the house
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:29 AM No.935669414
>>935657245 (OP)
Well, they're not gonna suck themselves
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:57:40 PM No.935670468
>>935657245 (OP)
I'd be out the door as soon as I was notified
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:04:14 PM No.935670583
>>935657245 (OP)
Thanks I hate it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:12:56 PM No.935671953
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>>935669127
>>935669166
I usually use this pic, but I have to shrink it down to use on /b/, and you can barely read the text at this size...
Death
6/12/2025, 2:15:55 PM No.935672021
>inb4, not OP

You would probably die, with a dick.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:04:05 PM No.935673098
>>935657245 (OP)
Well I've always wondered how it would feel if my gf could fuck and cum in my ass. I guess I'd have to learn how to take her cock, but honestly I already wanna learn how to take a strapon for her, so no big difference. Hope she gets to keep her pussy though, I'd be sad if I couldn't eat it. Also I'd have to learn how to suck dick.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:08:54 PM No.935673250
>>935657245 (OP)
strapon prices will crash hard.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:55:09 PM No.935674497
>>935673098
To learn how to take a strapon in your ass you first buy specifically anal lube, other lube does work but isn't as recommended. When you have acquired lube you should also consider getting an anal douche to clean your insides as it can get quite disgusting if you don't.
Now that you have these items the training begins, an hour or two after shitting you can use the douche to clean inside your ass, after the douche-ing you will start with just one finger. Start by lube your finger AND around the entrance to your anus, don't make a singular small coating but instead really slather the lube on both the finger and anus, both should be dripping, now put your lubed finger in there and move it in, out, and all about. After a bit you have to take your finger out and lube it up once again as most of the lube will be inside of you now, keep fingering the lube into your ass and try to stretch the anus with that one finger so you can move up to two fingers, then maybe 3, after a while you re-start the process but with an object such as a dildo until you can take the strapon.
Remember, there is no such thing as using too much lube, the more you use the better.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:10:13 PM No.935674917
>>935674497
We've played with fingers and plugs before, so I know the basics. I still have to work up the courage to ask her for a strap, though. Also I kinda wonder how it'll feel to have something sliding in and out, cause so far I've only tried that with fingers, and it became uncomfortable after a while. I think that the texture of a dildo might be much better for that, though.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:15:16 PM No.935675032
>>935674917
That sounds good then. Also feeling a dildo glide in and out feels a lot better than a finger from my experience, although i could also say that it doesn't feel like much due to how smooth dildoes are but it still feels nice. Also if she manages to angle for the prostate i would call her a pro.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:43:46 PM No.935675784
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>>935657245 (OP)
I'd enjoy that very much
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:45:15 PM No.935675825
>>935657245 (OP)
there would be a lot of guys with dicks being the only ones that can't get a fucking date in a year