How do I get a hot 20 year old gf the looks like this as a 34 year old man?

EW
she cannot compete with this

i shudder at the thought of what I would be if I was still attracted to 3 dimensional females

>>935668035 (OP)
ALWAYS REPORT HIGH REPETITION
FUNGO CONVICTED SEX PREDATOR SPAM

>>935668035 (OP)
>>935667550
>>935666971
>>>/adv/33206465

>>935668035 (OP)
My current plan is currently karmic Bushido in the metaphysical sense, paired with an absolute submission to my anima. If that doesn't put me somewhere that makes me a man then I deserve what I get.

I'm already getting my wife on bored for a threesome I just have to utilize my Leo sun and Scorpio moon accurately. Sagittarius rising who cares lol.

Magnetism is the absolute perspective on fractal one, it is the axiom containing all.

What I'm saying is be a real person and take risks, faggot.

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>>935668035 (OP)
Money

>>935668035 (OP)
Anon, go for a 9/10 that is your age.

>>935669402
I'd rather get a 9/10 20 year old.

>>935668035 (OP)
real question:
why would you want to date a 20 year old? they're not pleasant to be around...immature and annoying, generally not good at sex because they don't have a lot of experience....

Go for a hot 27 year-old instead....they exist and it's much better

>>935669498
based

>>935668035 (OP)
Get eating.

>>935668035 (OP)
money. but eventually you'll get tired of her shit.

>>935668035 (OP)
Be rich and succufull

Also helps to be hot yourself but not required

>>935668188
Fungo?

>>935668035 (OP)
Pretty easy, just get some soyboi and force him to tranny, they're a dime a dozen nowadays and that's the only way anyone will tolerate you anyway.

It's called roofies

lots of shekels

>>935668035 (OP)
>as a 34 year old man?
Wow! This is really sad! I mean, pathetically sad! I'm recovering from some minor surgery, so just laying here resting, decided to check out /b/. Haven't been here in over a year. Can't believe you're still posting this same ridiculous question after so much time! Do you seriously not have ANY kind of life, or place ANY value on what little time you have on this planet?

>>935668035 (OP)
Younger girls aren't worth it, trust me. I've got court because of an 18 y/o chick.

>>935668035 (OP)
She looks like she had Botox and is probably in her 30s

>>935681143
Depending on country yeah don't bang underage girls. I was 30 met an 18 year old at work. Married her been together 20+ years now. Sadly modern younger women are pretty terrible so maybe I am proving your point. But happy I found a unicorn.

>>935681313
she wasn't underage lol

>>935682116
Sorry assumed hope things work out man. Had a friend who banged a which at an 18+ club she used a fake to get in. He was terrified for a long time because the law here doesn't care if she lied.

>>935668035 (OP)
So easy. Just don't be a creep and have some money to throw at her. Younger women naturally defer to older men, and I've found that a lot of them aren't interested in younger guys.

>>935682460
only reason we got caught was because she was drinking.

>hire dating profile photographer
>sign up for Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, etc.
>put "older looking for younger" in your bio
>get matched with subarbabies and girls that want older men
>set up first date at a Starbucks or Dunkin
>do not get scammed sending money to anyone

If you're fine with a sugarbaby, start with pay for play. Don't fall for rinsing scams. Pay her after you cock has been inside her

>>935682741
rinsing?

>>935682784
Term used in the sugaring community for fake SBs that string an SD along for his money and says she needs more time to be comfortable before having sex, and never has sex

>>935682957
ohhhhh. good to know, thanks brother

>>935683189
Read more about it in the r/sugaring wiki. They suggest using seeking.com, but it requires a $100/month subscription. Dating apps are free or cheaper if you want premium.

>>935681023
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire

>>935681143
>I've got court
what happened? false rape allegations?

>>935682741
>Pay her after you cock has been inside her
how does it feel knowing that you're just another disgusting job, while Tyrone's BBC is pleasure?

>>935683916
>>935683916
nah drinking under 21.

>>935684141
>coward pussy bitch has to resort to brain clouding substance to trick a slut into fuckin him
pathetic. hope they lock you up.

>>935684241
She drank all the time, you retard. She was a runaway before too. This is second nature to her.

>>935684260
stfu asshole pedo predator

>>935684287
My man, listen to me and listen good. This girl does this on a regular basis. Hooks up with men older than me. It was a one and done situation. I regret buying her the alcohol. I wish I took her to a nice hotel and made love to her.

>>935684141
Land of the free.

>>935684340
you enabled her vice, that makes you an asshole.

>>935684340

unless you're black with a big BBC you don't get to fuck anything, got it?

>>935684386
You can't even troll well! Keep talking, you're very entertaining, in a 'court jester' kind of way!

>>935684535
Lmao you virgin tranny. I get laid way more than you do. Black women, latina women, white girls. all that shit.

>>935684555
but do you get any BBC? thought so! loser.

>>935684344
tell me about it.

>>935684386
if I just took her home, would've never happened.

>>935684684
nice dick lol this doesn't bother me. let them get white pussy, i get black pussy.

>>935684729
i hate glownigger scum

>>935668035 (OP)
Be a drug dealer

>>935684748
>i get black pussy
whiteys only allowed to watch BBC breeding sessions in the corner, no fucking allowed for your kind.

>>935684868
fuck off glownigger POS

>>935668035 (OP)
dumbest question possible. don't be fat, don't be ugly, don't be poor.

>>935684852
i'm not a glowie, you fucking faggot.