Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:58:43 PM No.935688144
So hypothetically, if I bought a pack of donuts could I (in theory ofc) have sex with them?
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John Arbuckle
6/12/2025, 11:00:40 PM No.935688222
Do you have a penis? If you're gay or a woman I would not suggest using a jelly donut. Use an eclair instead. Lasagna is an option, however it is reserved for professionals.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:33:28 PM No.935689674
>>935688144 (OP)
Have you even ever fucked a food product before?
Have you even ever fucked a food product before?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:02:39 AM No.935690999
>>935688144 (OP)
What will be you fantasizing about?
What will be you fantasizing about?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:03:11 AM No.935691021
>>935689819
the answer to everything is yes.
the answer to everything is yes.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:35:12 AM No.935692681
>>935688144 (OP)
Well do you eat the donut after?
Well do you eat the donut after?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:36 AM No.935693629
>>935688222
kill yourself you fucking fag
kill yourself you fucking fag
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:59:01 AM No.935693842
>>935688144 (OP)
It depends on the kind of donut. Some will refuse, some can't consent at all, but others are dirty sluts that will stack themselves on your dick without you even realizing it.
It depends on the kind of donut. Some will refuse, some can't consent at all, but others are dirty sluts that will stack themselves on your dick without you even realizing it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:07 AM No.935694114
>>935692681
Iām not wasting food
Iām not wasting food