Thread 935690547 - /b/ [Archived: 1092 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:17 PM No.935690547
jew
jew
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>Your daughter brings home her jew boyfriend
Wat do???
Replies: >>935693131 >>935695270 >>935695372 >>935697367 >>935697547 >>935698000 >>935698461 >>935699653
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:23 PM No.935690595
ask for some of the gold he's got around his neck if he wants to continue dating my daughter
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:43:35 AM No.935693131
>>935690547 (OP)
Tell him to drop his pants and prove it.
Replies: >>935693240
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:44:47 AM No.935693194
Make her have sex with my dog
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:45:39 AM No.935693240
>>935693131
see if you can still pull off a docking
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:37 AM No.935693936
>>935693240
Good way to spread the itch
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:18:20 AM No.935694635
>>935693936
I'm pretty sure it would make your dong at least 50% kosher, but he has to jizz for it.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:45 AM No.935695193
>>935694635
my dick is already kosher it can be enjoyed by anyone except the 1% that prefers the extra skin and things that come with it. Did you catch the belly button thread?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:19 AM No.935695270
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>>935690547 (OP)
I fire up my trusty Jewminator
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:35:50 AM No.935695372
>>935690547 (OP)
Say "mazeltov".
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:38:13 AM No.935695496
>>935695193
I didn't and I have no questions.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:27:53 AM No.935697367
>>935690547 (OP)
Finish his circumcision with good old rusty knife and ask if he wants to go to oven or the shower?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:33:23 AM No.935697547
>>935690547 (OP)
Celebrate. She'll be well taken care of. He'll occasionally cheat on her but all Jewish men do this.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:43:36 AM No.935697902
If he ain't Black, send them back
John Arbuckle
6/13/2025, 2:46:06 AM No.935698000
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>>935690547 (OP)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:57:04 AM No.935698461
>>935690547 (OP)
Throw a quarter outside and lock the door
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:16:56 AM No.935699383
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Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers? cccxyy.847
Replies: >>935699437
John Arbuckle
6/13/2025, 3:18:22 AM No.935699437
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>>935699383
smurf nigger
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:23:35 AM No.935699653
>>935690547 (OP)
I'd probably say Heil Hitler and do the salute as a joke, then I'd gauge from there how cool he is. If he's a jew that practices judaism or whatever then I'd probably just make fun of him a lot. If he was just born a jew and doesn't practice and he's cool then it's fine.