So what's your plan when you get drafted?

>>935702786 (OP)
frag someone high up and then turn my gun on myself, or just turn the gun on myself the moment they hand me it for training or whatever.

>>935702786 (OP)
Have bone spurs ;)

>>935703070
You must live in a country that doesn't allow people to have guns, so not the US, not Russia, not Germany, not Africa, Are you Asian or French?

>>935703364
Nah I do live in the US, I just assumed that they train you during a draft or something

too fat to join the army

>>935702786 (OP)
No draft. No war with Iran.

>>935702786 (OP)
>not my problem
>*closes door*
>*recruitment officers force their way in*
>*bash my head in the back of their van until I injure myself*
>*recover and get sent to jail*
>*bash my head against the wall of my cell until I get another brain injury*
>either die or get sent home
>give everyone involved a little bit of PTSD (other than me)
Problem, officers?

>>935702786 (OP)
do what i am told. that's what soldiers do.

>>935702786 (OP)

i'm too old, and over 1/2 deaf. i won't be drafted.