Thread 935707891

No matter what you are going through, remember that God loves you. There is no problem he won’t solve, as long as you ask him humbly.
Cheers.

I humbly asked god to wipe israel off the face of the earth

>>935707960
He kinda did that Himself already in the Old Testament

>>935707891 (OP)
I like to think even though god told me to go fuck myself I found successful ways to do it without sucking my own dick. I mean if I could suck my own dick what else would I do all day?

>>935707996
I mean sure, if I could do that, I'd send drunken text messages to my ex, guess who's sucking my dick now.

>>935708055
Then I mean either way she's going to call me a faggot. It's like you suck faggot cocks. and she's like yeah I know.

>>935707891 (OP)
>There is no problem he won’t solve, as long as you ask him humbly
I've asked countless times, and nothing was ever solved, he never even replied, just ghosted me

>>935708171
all the times you knew what you had to do but you didn't because it was easier or uncomfortable for you was actually god telling you what you needed to be doing instead. god is you. start listening to yourself and stop abusing yourself instead.

OH THANK YOU SO BLOODY MUCH LORD

>>935707891 (OP)
I need a gf and what is God doing about that??
NOTHING

>>935707891 (OP)
The god of this world uses ugly Jewish lambs as sacrifices for the sins of the attractive people with large penises. The sins of lust. An ugly Jew and Christian finds its purpose in being a sacrificial death for the sins of better more attractive humans. God is love and provides his ugly Jewish son with a small penis to die for the sins of humanity

>>935709072
the problem with christianity is that your own personal interpretation is all that matters, but this isnt a bad thing.

>>935710661
I actually don't have a small penis but the internet fucks my brain up. I have multiple sclerosis. I can hardly get out of bed. It's a struggle. I'm a pale Jew so I probably had vitamin D deficiency for years and was developing MS. I have a weird fetish where I want to be a sacrificial lamb with a small penis so I make it look smaller than it really is in photos.

Maybe being pale isn't a good thing because vitamin D deficiency is seen in those with MS

Like I said, the god of this world is evil

Hey god, can you lower the grocery prices? Doesn't seem fair you used to have your son turn water into wine and made feasts of fish from nothing. But now I gotta pay 5 dollars for milk?

My fetish is to be a forced cocksucker on my knees and slapped and raped and then shot in the head as the big dick guy cums in my asshole