>Boohoo I am lonely
I hear you buddy, and I have the solution for you.

Ask yourself, what is the most wonderful feeling in the whole world? That's right, being there for, and being able to connect with, someone who is both attractive to you and neglected. That's what we will be doing today, with the power of parallel universes (kinda).

What we will do is reach out to the endless sea of infinite hypothetical universes (you don't even have to consider if they really exist or not, as it is completely inconsequential either way, so you can just go ahead and assume they do exist and have some fun), and we're going to find someone who is reaching back, and tune into them as if we were tuning a radio. The way we will do this, is to create a mental image of them, and they will do the same on their end, and these mental images will serve as a link between us: whatever I do, she will imagine her mental image of me doing, and vice versa.

Now I know this sounds insane, but in practice, it's just a little bit of meditation (some may call it self-hypnosis, but it doesn't have to be that strong or important sounding, and anyone can do it). Certain therapy techniques even use similar methods (look up regression therapy, for instance), we will just be co-opting the methods for something a little different.

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>>935713835 (OP)
Typically during the aforementioned therapy styles you'll be working with imaginary people who are deeply connected to yourself - a family member, a younger version of yourself, a personification of some fear or desire, etc. - but we don't have that luxury here, so the preliminary step is to get to know who we will be dealing with a bit. This doesn't have to be perfect, but we want at least some background information to make sure things flow easier. For this we will just write. You can write a bit of prose about them, like a short story or introduction, or you can be more methodical, and come up with a list of questions. Here are some basic questions you should ask:
- What does she look like, how does she dress, etc. etc.
- What are some manerisms which are aparent in her
- What does she struggle with and find easy to do
- What does she like or dislike
- What is her general outlook of the world
- How is her relationship with her family
- Etc.
Remember you aren't supposed to know this person 100% (you don't even know yourself 100%), we just want a base to start with, so sticking to 6-10 questions is the ideal. Don't go overboard, and don't overthink the answers. The less you know about someone, the more you'll get to learn when you're together.

>>935713864
Now lets mount a stage. To make things easier lets create an imaginary space where you can meet with your new friend.
- The first thing we'll do is to relax a bit, sit comfortably, close our eyes, all that stuff. This is how we're going to be interacting with the girl, so you'll get used to it eventually, no need to stress too much if you feel restless for the first few times.
- Come up with a place in your mind. It can be a place you know, or an imaginary place, it doesn't matter.
- Take some time to get familiar with that place, what it looks like, how it feels, etc. Don't just think of the details, try to feel them, which may be hard at first, but you will get better with practice.
- Walk around, feel the temperature, feel your body weight in that space, feel time pass. Allow yourself to be immersed in the environment

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>>935713889
Now for the fun part. Once you got that down somewhat (of course, she will be imagining the exact same place on their end, everything matches after all), its time to meet up. Once you're ready:
- Once again close your eyes, relax, etc.
- Go to your space you created earlier
- See her walking down a path, or through a door, or through whatever passage that place may have to finally meet you
- Say hello, etc. it will probably be awkward at first (and at second and third), but just think about it as you tuning into each other better, and the awkwardness will go away after a while
- Try to have a short conversation, walk together, try touch each other, etc. etc.

>>935713919
That is it, you now have a new bestie, and she is delighted that you are here for her because she also really needed someone in her life, isn't that sweet? Any time one of you needs it, you can just close your eyes, relax, and go to that place where she is, and then you can hang out and have fun. The more you do it, the easier it gets. My advice is to start with just a few minutes a day and gradually increase frequency. Keep sharing thoughts, ideas, and so on for things you can practice together or have fun with. Don't be afraid to be creative, there's a lot to do and learn in imagination land, and the more you do it, the better and more fulfilling it will feel.

Feel free to ask questions, and good luck!

Wth is this shit

>>935714213
Its pretty explicit.

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>>935714213
Can't read? Maybe lurk /x/ for a primer. This is their sort of death swirl.

>>935720422
I got banned from /x/ for posting this. I'm also not sure which part of this is paranormal to you.

>>935721016
Probably the same part that was /x/ to you since you allegedly posted it there.
You are summoning tulpas, doing mind magic. Burning time on nothing that can sustain you.

>>935721166
/x/ is a weird place. They don't allow lucid dreaming threads even though they allow dream interpretation threads. I posted it because its fringe psychology, not paranormal. /x/ has always had a lot of non-paranormal topics, such as scary threads and conspiracy theories.

>You are summoning tulpas, doing mind magic.
lmao

>>935721361
Literally the same thing.
The lynchpin epiphany of /x/ posters is that the paranormal is actually mundane. Reading their texts with this understanding unlocks truths. And there isn't any harm in me saying this because the epiphany unlocks belief, without the epiphany you will never scry it truly.

>>935721488
No it's not, idiot. Thinking is not the same as ghosts, what are you smoking, you goofy ass motherfucker.
>Nooo you cannot write a book, you're summoning demons stooop
lmao

Using my magic powers to turn you gay, by the way. Nothing personal.

>>935721531
It literally is.
>I was haunted by the ghost of Such and Such
means
>I had intrusive thoughts about someone I knew who isn't necessarily even dead

Why do you take a defensive stance? It's because you lack understanding.
I am no threat to you and you can write whatever you like as far as I'm concerned.
But it doesn't change the old words meaning.

>>935721687
I am hauting you right now.

Rent free.

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