Thread 935738976

I used to browse 4chan on my xbox 360, using the controller to click, scroll and type.
It was pretty cool.

>>935739060
I actually want this :(

>>935739060
Reminds me of: Image Related.
Both look toxic, including the pic in the Op.

>>935738976 (OP)
and you STILL haven't seen a vagina in real life yet.

great decisions....

at least you've got that STUPID GAMING CHAIR

>>935739289
The OP image is Japanese beer and the ice cream is blueberry ice cream colored to resemble the "swirls" in the default Windows 11 wallpaper ("bloomberry")

>>935739725
Aposematism.

>>935738976 (OP)
I used a fucking Wii to look up porn as a kid and watch south park kek. Parents overlooked setting up parental controls on it

>>935740989
Based af. Freedom, even secret freedom feels good. Uplifts the 'soul'.

>>935741228
Sup

>>935741382
That's a really weird way to approach anons here.
Is there something you wanna say anon?

>>935741228
Yeah simpler times. Also pic reminds of some animation thing on the DS as a kid too, I can't remember the name of it right now though.

I watched porn on my PS3 a few times back in the day

>>935738976 (OP)
I'm sure it was cool at the time, but that sounds like a real pain in the ass today.
Also can we make this a nostalgia thread?

>>935741772
True, and idk what animation thing that would be. Never had a nintendo DS. Sounds like something I'd've been into though.
>>935742151
It's a different experience using a console for internet fun. Experience to remember for sure.
>>935742508
It was so wild seeing so many "forbidden things" on my 13 inch crt, using my xbone to pilot around.
It was a pain too. Typing something with a controller is really frustrating. no copy paste or guaranteeing the message goes through 100% of the time. Had weird moments where I couldn't post.
And yeah. Feel free anon.

Anyone that has ever owned an xbox = instant newfag

>>935743205
Nah. You can buy one a lot later.
There was one anon here since he was 5.
You need to lurk muh man.

A prized possession of mine

COINCIDENCE?......

I've never played a god damn videogame in my life...

and I've had sex with almost 800 women

you guys?.......

isn't that COINCIDENTAL??!!!

>>935743252
No retrofags are buying xbox you fucking retard lmao. Nice try though newfag

>>935746099
>non-sequitur
>projection
Are you feeling okay anon? You act as though people only start coming here at a certain age.
That's fallacious reasoning.
Nice dubs, but you're just making things up in order to try to pull others down, so you can feel "big". It's pathetic. You're better than this.

>>935746812
>at a certain age
Meaning many of us came here much earlier than 18

>>935743346
that's really cool

>>935738976 (OP)
you sound like you were 13 then. how has porn changed for you?

>>935749286
I love that controllers became about ergonomics before they turned into a style.

>>935749286
Everyone of those says "fuck you" to left handed people. Sheeple are retarded and dont see it.

>>935749272
Wrong on the guess, but porn isn't an extreme interest for me. I can say it hasn't changed much, other than being more personalized and extreme now.
About /b/ concerning pr0nz, there's less illegal stuff posted here now, but I always wondered why they leave it up for so long when on-topic threads mods don't like for whatever reason get erased/deleted in minutes.
Maybe the rumors are true about f_e.d5 lurking here, trying to find or plant reason to abduct "troublemakers" who talk about "the wrong things" too often.
I like the fact I can generate anything I want to see now. That's so fucking awesome. It's like taking components of lucid dreaming and incorporating them into a portal you can access in waking reality.

>>935750042
thanks for your wasted time anon not reading that

>>935750569
>1 paragraph is too much for me
TL;DR
I like that I can gen things on demand, but all in all porn hasn't changed too much. It tends to be more extreme and personalized now, but that's not a bad thing.

>>935750569
Also that didn't take long to type. So no waste man.

>>935739862
Great, now im an anti-aposemite because I killed an iridescent beetle in the desert once.

>>935745394
>neer ply ga 'n lyfe
>sechs niin hoondeh
>ooh ah! Oooh oh ah aaaah!

>>935751538
Lol

>>935749679
BASED

Remember this beast? The leaped we got from the previous gen to this one was light-years forward, something we've not seen till this day.

>>935750042
>Maybe the rumors are true about f_e.d5 lurking here, trying to find or plant reason to abduct "troublemakers" who talk about "the wrong things" too often.
Anon, bless you, I don't think you quite understand. The moderation and control of /b/ specifically is entirely law enforcement/fed, and has been for over a decade at this point. This isn't a controversial position - Look at the recent mod/hack leaks and see that none of those mods had anything to do with /b/, because it's 100% a fed op. Permitted automated posting, information harvesting, and direct control. No feds are 'lurking', this board is 100% fed and has been for a long, long time now.

>>935752939
I know what the rumors are. It's definitely suspicious, but, I see no absolute proof either. Your passive aggressive comical tone is entertaining, and superficially convincing too, but there's no evidence.
Whatever's going on looks and from all angles, and I'm not saying you're wrong, but, you can't accurately define a structure you cannot observe from all angles. We dont know enough to state absolute truth.
Also, more specifically, the excuse is "everyone takes turns moderating /b/, no one in specific is assigned".
With that said, your theory seems probable, but again, we have no proof in absolute.

>>935753215
looks *suspicious from all angles

>>935749679
I mean, I think it's easy to switch. There are people who play with the controllers flipped or backwards.

>>935738976 (OP)
Oh yeah, the xbox was a great device

>>935739624
>seeing a vagina is the ultimate pursuit in life
I'm sorry you're so cucked.

>>935745659
>1675303930466660.gif

>>935739624
Missed this post. You're so wrong, and your post reds as projection too.
>gaming chair
I never had one, and again, you read as someone bitterly projecting their own shortcomings and failures.
Truth be told, I sit at the end of my bed when typing.
Why make all that up with no details or indication of who I am or what I have done? it makes you look bad.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>935738976 (OP)

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

>>935758156
Sometimes, you only have what you have. We don't all have limitless resources.

>>935758268
sometimes you just gotta bite the squelch

>>935760040
I don't know what that means. I'm about to load a bowl and sleep, and dream. Last night was a beautiful dream.
Goodnight, anon.

>>935738976 (OP)
That was before 4chan was infiltrated by paid shills, and the quality of the content went down.

>>935738976 (OP)
The first time I ever visited 4chan was in 2008 and through the Wii internet browser. I remember not being able to breathe from how hard I would laugh at the stupid shit posted here. Now it's just sad

>>935738976 (OP)
I can't use the controller to browse this website, but the joystick is a perfect way to navigate the menu, the dpad is a great tool to go in and out of replies

That console has sucked since it started. The exlusives were kinda limited you can basically get anything that was already on the original x box or the servers are shut down. The graphics sucked compared to any alternative. I mean I had a 360 for years the subscription cost was such a waste I basically used it for netflix. Every generation of xbox has sucked for graphics compared to competitors. I mean nintendo blocks hate mail trolling losers on COD and hearing them rant about how I'm a nigger faggot was kind of a plus. The absurd mail I'd get accusing me of anything and everyhting was kinda entertaining and flattering in a way. I can't help it you suck at FPS games compared to me. Your salty mails kinda spice it up and made it worth while. Hlonestly I get an extra cackle out of it when the devs have to nerf an entire thing just because I'm whooping your ass so bad and you're butt hurt enough to complain about it all the time.

>>935738976 (OP)
I did the same with the PSP which was also where I stored my porn

>>935749679
All inferior left handed people have to do is adapt to everything meant for the logical dexterity. The life of a left handed person sounds like perpetual cope otherwise

>>935745659
Had the Panasonic