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Anonymous No.935768805 [Report] >>935769051 >>935769068 >>935769633 >>935771604 >>935773932 >>935774015
Jesus was born in ISRAEL, not "Palestine"
Anonymous No.935769051 [Report] >>935770087
>>935768805 (OP)
No, he was born in the province of Judæa, in the Roman empire. But the region was already called Παλαιστῑ́νη (Palaistine) in the 5th century BC, as used by Heodotus. The name that the modern name Palestine derives from was in use hundreds of years before Jesus was born.
Anonymous No.935769068 [Report]
>>935768805 (OP)
Kek, no he wasn't.
Anonymous No.935769471 [Report]
The figure you know as Jesus is an amalgam of various Palestinian revolutionary figures who rebelled against Rome, primarily due to the Romans building a magnificent aqueduct using stones from the old jewish temple.
Anonymous No.935769633 [Report] >>935771578
>>935768805 (OP)
Jesus is a mythology, an anthroporphized image of the bible and the bible is a fiction
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evolution disproved the creation story in the bible

which means Adam & Eve NEVER existed
which means NO original sin
which means jesus NEVER existed

every museum of natural history in the world is a warehouse of evidence proving evolution to be a true fact

what do religious nuts have?
a dusty old holy book written by goat molesters

All gods are mythology
All holy books are fiction
All religions are bullshit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iep4gnmJeRE
Anonymous No.935770087 [Report]
>>935769051
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Anonymous No.935771578 [Report]
>>935769633
The Book of Genesis is a Socratic dialogue not meant to be taken literally, it is a Plato's cave designed to progressively lead the reader towards a higher, analogical interpretation. The literal meaning is like the shadow, the allegorical reading is the like the objects, the moral reading is the fire and the sun is the anagoge. That does not disprove the existence of Jesus or ancient evil.
Anonymous No.935771604 [Report]
>>935768805 (OP)
Jesus was never real faggot.
Anonymous No.935773849 [Report]
And then the Jews had him killed by the Romans for saying he was their King.
Anonymous No.935773932 [Report]
>>935768805 (OP)
Praise the Lamb of God! It has a small penis and is pure white and Jewish. It is the greatest Jewish lamb that died as a sacrificial lamb for sins. That is why our loving Creator God created the Jews! A better sacrificial animal for sins than any red hay cow. A pure Jewish sinless lamb with a small penis. God is love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzewtL2spMw

It is a pure Jewish lamb that keeps us alive and forgives our sins. It is proof of God's true love. Its little penis leaks semen when sin is committed against it, yet it lives! It is a perfect lamb. A perfect animal bred with the smallest humiliating penis. Praise be to our God!
Anonymous No.935774015 [Report]
>>935768805 (OP)

Death to all Jews :)