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Anonymous No.935827023 [Report] >>935827489 >>935830485 >>935830668 >>935837525
>Went to a social gathering with parents a week ago
>All the guys have long term girlfriends or are married
>They won't stop asking when I'm going to get married
I hate this so much.
Anonymous No.935827489 [Report] >>935828122
>>935827023 (OP)
That's because you suck. You suck so bad that your level of suck goes right off the SUCK CHART.
Anonymous No.935828122 [Report]
>>935827489
I know I do. I can't do anything about it though.
Anonymous No.935829867 [Report] >>935830960
just go gym lol
Anonymous No.935830485 [Report] >>935830960
>>935827023 (OP)
You're fine dude. TF you need hoes for? You forget how to fap or something?
Anonymous No.935830668 [Report] >>935830960
>>935827023 (OP)
tell them you are a Muslim and intend to follow the example of the Prophet ﷺ
so when they have kids, you will marry one of their daughters when they are 9
or more than one, you're allowed up to four, alhamdulilah
either they'll shut up, or you'll get yourself a little wife
Anonymous No.935830960 [Report] >>935833096
>>935829867
By the time I get my act together there will be no one left.
>>935830485
I can't imagine living alone for 60 more years.
>>935830668
Dumb advice.
Anonymous No.935833096 [Report] >>935834683
>>935830960
>I can't imagine living alone for 60 more years.
Don't then.
Anonymous No.935834683 [Report]
>>935833096
well, be sure of your feelings.
Anonymous No.935837525 [Report]
>>935827023 (OP)
Your fault for leaving the house.