>Went to a social gathering with parents a week ago
>All the guys have long term girlfriends or are married
>They won't stop asking when I'm going to get married
I hate this so much.

>>935827023 (OP)
That's because you suck. You suck so bad that your level of suck goes right off the SUCK CHART.

>>935827489
I know I do. I can't do anything about it though.

just go gym lol

>>935827023 (OP)
You're fine dude. TF you need hoes for? You forget how to fap or something?

>>935827023 (OP)
tell them you are a Muslim and intend to follow the example of the Prophet ﷺ
so when they have kids, you will marry one of their daughters when they are 9
or more than one, you're allowed up to four, alhamdulilah
either they'll shut up, or you'll get yourself a little wife

>>935829867
By the time I get my act together there will be no one left.
>>935830485
I can't imagine living alone for 60 more years.
>>935830668
Dumb advice.

>>935830960
>I can't imagine living alone for 60 more years.
Don't then.

>>935833096
well, be sure of your feelings.

>>935827023 (OP)
Your fault for leaving the house.