they'll kick you out
of the neighborhood sprouts
if you cause a big disturbance
like stripping down
and marching around
and yanking off sikhs' turbans
screaming
"toilet person
toilet person
you have sex with toilets
straddle it round
and go for a pound
and you just fucked a toilet"

Explain

>>935848155 (OP)
thanks for confirming, but you could have asked around before doing it and gotten the info without getting kicked out

>>935848155 (OP)
I got banned from woolies (supermarket in AUS) because they caught my boyfriend and I fucking

>>935848196
what's there to explain? it's quite clear

>>935848206
should have chosen a woolies with a perv manager, he wouldn't have expelled you

I'm just happy you used the apostrophe correctly for the possessive plural

>>935848221
how am I supposed to know

>>935848155 (OP)
marge....

>>935848276
social engineering, sleuthing, or softly hitting on him sub-expelling level before making his shop a brothel?

>>935848155 (OP)
The poem crosses lines that could alienate or offend a lot of readers. The specific reference to "yanking off Sikhs’ turbans" is problematic. it targets a cultural and religious symbol in a way that feels gratuitously disrespectful rather than clever or satirical.

>>935848385
sikhs are terrorists, though, so when you unravell their turbans off, it spins them around and defuses the bomb


>>935848248
thank you yeah that's one I know how to do most times

>>935848155 (OP)
What

>>935848206
KINKY

>>935848206
blowjob or anal?