has any other b tard here ever gooned out while using weird things or objects

ive had LOTS of good luck using roaches, i drown them in my lube first (they die within 15 seconds or less usually) and then insert one into my banded-off inflamed head....they just slide right inside usually....the feeling of gooning with one stuck inside is....really unique, and addicting...im thinking about adding more to the uhh... pipeline, if you will.

sso yeah, anyone else here do similar rituals

>>935850988 (OP)
The funniest part about gooning is watching you guys pretend like sexual failure is some kind of big accomplishment in your life...

as if your inability to figure out how to attract a female into your life is somehow a 'victory worth bragging about'...

So every time I see the word goon, I can't help but think of an ocean of closet homosexuals... unintentionally creating their own pathway into eventual homosexuality...

guys who are terrified of women, and no woman will allow them to engage in a sexual conversation with them... So they have sexual conversations with other men, discussing their masturbation with each other...

after a certain amount of time, building so much experience discussing each other's masturbation with other men, and having absolutely zero sexual conversations with women whatsoever... of course eventually these sexually malfeasant morons will desire the experience of human touch... And they will become so desperate...

....that a pair of testicles on their chin will be an acceptable outcome

So regardless of whether or not the cockroaches are humorous content, the fact remains that something happened to society.. something changed..

because when I was your age, I was knee-deep in pussy, and so were all of my friends

what happened to you guys?

.... WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?

>>935851168
tldr
also, you sound very upset

>>935851248
and you sound VERY ALONE

..........wtf happened to you guys?

at what point did all of you decide "let's all become little girls"?

>>935851248
even the 'art' that appeals to your impotent generation is complete garbage. the most effeminate, tacky, aesthetically unoriginal, non-creative cookie-cutter imitative cartoon SISSYGIRL FAGSHOW closet homosexual graphic imagery...

You're literally a parody of an imitation of an impersonation of a satirical sarcastic mockery of a closet homosexual

thanks for the free bump
have some ai and calm yourself down before you have a stroke lol

>>935851168
>>935851274

i stopped reading after "the funniest part.."

>>935851325
Don't act like you seen me coming dumbass.

>>935851168
If you think that there is some underlying problem that is currently cascading of the social dynamics, especially in country that's a relationship that you have to find out you can't have.

I've got many deep, intricate theories about what happened to romantic, or sexual intimacy (in the larger umbrella of psychology as the subject) still on a shallow level it's because women are gold-digging whores, that's 90-95% of them, there's a trend of weaponized delusion but that is power of delusion that is conditioning and raising newer generations that these delusional freaks get an ever-lasting grip on, delusional freaks here are not the outcasts. I think the new generation that is finding each other online, that are what the world knows as unorthodox, coming together of apparent degeneracy has an unspoken history where knowledge and understanding is expected to be exploited, even weaponized but their fight with their history how shown them that there's no use in courtship since the regime of relationship seeks to crush all opportunity not of economic advantage, or power. In short, there's a clear demonstration many have experienced where courting, and relating is an arms race masquerading as what was thought to be usual during their early development, adaption known to be reinforcing the problem. You'll have to excuse me a few times, that's because I'm drinking and cooking some delicious steak yes. This is partially authoritative. And you can tell when someone is delusional because what is important to them with your personal experience, how they direct thoughts.

*proceeds to drop a giant ethics lecture thesis on fucking 4chan of all places*

lol
lmao even

>>935852037
There's many implications, and it adds up to you being a power-tripping, greedy piece of shit that has an allowance to their cocksucking mouth because you expect others to assume you care about them. Considering you're trying to out-think everyone you can fixate on yourself then recognize that you're vestigial, inhibited you're a phantom.

>>935851168
>.... WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?
Nothing changed, anon. There is just a larger population of freaks now than before.

>>935852281
well, thats a cool story but at the end of the day im gonna keep on doing what im doing and you can yell over an imageboard

stay mad lol

also here, since you mentioned fellatio yourself and atleast i can stay on topic

I hate that I was about to casually pass this, but then hesitated and then entered because I knew I'd still find tolerable stories in here. And what's more fucked is that I know this mentality is just desensitizing me further and I do it anyway

>>935853116
slippery slope indeed

>>935850988 (OP)
i'm curious what's that all about?

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know. emyzeth

>>935854677
whatcha mean, question mark

gooning for about 24 hours now....makes it hard to think lol

I don't goon, but let's face it. Romance, and love by an extension, is dying. We should move on, forget about stupid things like couples or dating, or even courtship, and start seeing others as sex toys with legs. That's how you fix all the problems.