I can just imagine. the baby starts screeching out "WAAAH!" in the middle of the night, then he says to her "it's your turn to take care of the baby", rolls over and goes back to sleep. then she's like "what the fuck? why do I have to take care of that screaming little shit! I didn't even WANT this fucking baby!" kek
then she's tired as fuck, suffering tons of horrible side effects from injecting massive amounts of ozempic, etc.
fucker looks just like her dad
wait she didn't have a baby with her dad, did she? that's beyond sick.
who the fuck even is lily collins and why do you care about her pooping out a baby
and she's like "I can't eat anything! I might get fat! I can't eat an avocado! I can't drink water! I might get fat!"
and she's got a splitting headache, from refusing to drink water, terrified that drinking water will make her fat.
I wish she was like "fuck this! this isn't even my fucking baby! I didn't even give birth to it! it never grew inside my womb!"
and then abandoned that fake baby. and start a new relationship with me.
and I wish she would abandon that ugly ass dog at a dog shelter, then screech out "goodbye, you ugly FUCK!"
then be completely free. don't have to take the dog out for a shit anymore. no more picking up DOG TURDS, etc.
then start a new relationship with me. kek
>>935853399I'm in love with her.
she never pooped out that baby. some other woman gave birth to it. then she's forced to larp that it's her baby, when it isn't even hers.
I want her to be my super loving and passionate and affectionate, ultra feminine loyal gf.
but I'm worried that maybe she might get bored after a while. pisces girls tend to change their minds sometimes. one second they're super loyal, next second, they completely dehumanize you, then chase after some other guy. then get bored of him too, then come back to me.
I hate the fact that pisces girls worship "cancer" guys. it really pisses me off. I want them to be loyal to me.
it pisses me off that she's wasting time on that fake baby and that ugly ass dog. she should be with me. the supreme gentlemen. I deserve it more.
in the mean time, I hope she pays a babysitter to take care of that fake baby. then get plenty of sleep. she shouldn't be forced to wake up in the middle of the night and take care of that screaming little shit.
>>935853346What’s the dad look like
>>935853255 (OP)Actually this baby starts talking in the ancient Egyptian language and begins walking in circles
>>935854989like phil collins (because her dad is phil collins)
I love lily collins so much. but I feel like it's wrong, in a sense. I feel like I should be impregnating blue eyed blondes. not a brunette who is 25% Jewish. then she doesn't even want babies anyway. and if I did impregnate her, she would probably need a c-section. because my sperm/dna would be too much for her to handle.
>>935855212Actually this baby's first word is the Phrygian for "bread"
>>935853255 (OP)>>935853346>>935855235that's so sick and fucked up. she basically fucked her dad. yuck.
she's so cute, and feminine, that my love for her is overpowered, or something.
another thing. even if she did want me to impregnate her, etc, she would need a c-section, then the sons would be short height, in a world where countless women only care about freakishly tall 7 foot freaks. obnoxious brutes. barbarian retards. for that reason, it doesn't seem like a good idea to impregnate her. even though I actually WANT to impregnate her. because I love her so much. I also worry about time, because if she DOES want me to impregnate her, then I feel like I should impregnate her soon. before time runs out.
>>935855212what do you mean by that?
>>935855317lol. I don't see it that way at all. but I kinda see what you mean. you're saying, that guy is also bald, also short height, also English, etc. just like her father.
>>935855317>she basically fucked her dad
>>935853346Post comparison baby pic
I wish she would pack her bags, abandon that ugly ass dog and that fake baby, then come to my house, and start a new relationship with me. I love her.
>>935853346he looks more like Malcolm McDowell
I miss these unhinged threads, thank you OP
>>935855463But if you only had a daughter with her it wouldn’t matter the child’s height
>>935857529no filter, bro. I'm very possessive over her. I want her to be my gf.
it pisses me off. hearing her say "I hate being married, it makes me feel old" etc. she clearly doesn't want to be married. I would never pressure her to get married. I don't give a fuck about marriage.
>>935857609yes, good point. if I impregnated her, and she only gave birth to daughters, then height wouldn't matter. we would be the parents of cute mini lily collins daughters.
>>935857776Would you want to fuck them too?
>>935857846lol. no, I wouldn't. I would want them to only date white guys, though. no niggers. that's for sure.
Have you told her how you feel yet? Maybe if you shot Ronald Reagan that would impress her enough to make her want to date you
>>935858196I have asked her to be my gf, yes. she never replied.
>>935858196I told her that I love her, yes.
>>935858296She’s pretty mid (short, androgynous body, big nose, caterpillar eyebrows) and her man is below mid (bald, ugly) so you might have a chance depending on how attractive you are
>>935858595she's like 5 ft 2, turbo anorexic. somewhat bird nosed, yes, I suppose. then turbo hairy eyebrows, probably partly because of countless years of anorexia. I don't know if I have a chance with her. but I consider myself to be the most good looking man on earth (joke). for real, though, I think she is legit in love with me, but she's like, fighting her feelings or something. or maybe she feels like she's forced to larp as a mother of that fake baby etc. probably she wants to back out of the whole thing, bail on that fake baby, but she doesn't know how to get out of that situation. she probably feels like she stepped into a bear trap, and can't get that fucking thing off her ankle.
I bet she must be quite surprised by my persistence. every other guy (who was ever interested in her) is probably like "fuck it, dude. she's married and she has a kid." (or they're like "fuck it, she's 36, too old") or whatever. then they move on to other girls and ignore her COMPLETELY.
then there's me, ultra loyal and super persistent. she must be like "god damn, this guy just won't quit. he must really legit love me."
>>935859460Wow man your love is just beautiful
>>935859753I hope so. although she probably got super offended. over my comments regarding the "fake baby" etc.
>>935859753what, you're saying I'm a bad person for mentioning the age discrimination "issue"? I still love her very much. despite her age. (36).
I'm just saying. I think a lot of white men don't give a fuck about any girl who's above the age of 24. specially not the kind of white guys that most girls are obsessed with. maybe that sounds horrible. and unromantic or something. but I'm just trying to be realistic.
>>935858595lol. the first thing that comes up, when you type in "androgynous woman" is a picture of emma watson with a shit-tier haircut, horrible short hair. kek
>>935853255 (OP)>It's your turnIf you and your wife ever say this to each other, it's over and you're obviously getting bitter.
Never let yourselves get into that state.
>>935853255 (OP)And that's why you'll never have sex?
>>935862610the thing is, the guy is probably in perfect health. whereas lily collins is suffering tons of major side effects from massive amounts of ozempic injections. then suffering because starving herself, turbo anorexic. probably she refuses to drink water aswell, (terrified of getting fat, terrified of fatphobic people judging her, etc), then suffering horrible headaches from being dehydrated, from refusing to drink water. it should be him that gets up in the middle of night when that fake baby starts screeching out for no reason. or at least, just pay a babysitter. she has millions of dollars, she can easily afford a babysitter. she should be getting her beauty sleep. specially with all the stress. she's probably also terrified of turning 40. which be causing severe amounts of depression, etc.
>>935862950seethe. she loves me. but she doesn't love you. that's why you're angry, right?
listen, man. I don't give a FUCK. she doesn't want to be married. and she doesn't want children. she wants to be free. may aswell just respect that, in my opinion. even if it is a bit "peter pan syndrome" or whatever.
it pisses me off, thinking about her having to deal with that fake baby, screeching out in the middle of the night. forced to take care of it, against her will. and it pisses me off, thinking about her picking up DOG TURDS off the floor. forced to take that ugly ass dog out for a SHIT, every couple of hours. she shouldn't have to deal with that. she shouldn't be wasting time on that. she should be with ME. the supreme gentlemen. I deserve it more.
>>935863148The Supreme Gentleman was ER. Anyone else is just a pale simulacrum.
I want to impregnate her, for real for real. (if she's willing). No adopting a "fake baby", surrogate mother, whatever.
I wish she would burn those adoption documents, pack her bags, then show up to my house and say to me "I love you anon!" then start a new relationship with me.
>>935864464She doesn’t love you. She doesn’t know you. You’re just a creepy obsessed stalker fan. Please leave her alone and interact with people in your real life.
>>935865045she does love me. and she does know me. I'm not a stalker. I'm not standing outside her house and I don't even know where she lives. you're just jealous that she loves me. because she doesn't love you. "leave her alone" what the fuck are you talking about? I'm nowhere near her.
>>935865045also I'm not a "fan". I don't really like her movies and I haven't watched most of them. I just love her.
I love her. and I want to impregnate her. I feel bad, though, because if I impregnated her, she would be screeching out, need a c-section, etc. I'm worried that my sperm/dna would be too much for her to handle.
>>935853255 (OP)well, now shes going to look at him differently
Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know. emyriion
>>935853255 (OP)what if instead of screeching out WAAAH! the baby screeched out OOOHWA-A-A-A-A-A-A! like at the beginning of Down With The Sickness?
that baby would be rad
She’s probably not capable of getting pregnant because of the anorexia
>>935872331yes. that's what was said, pretty much. but. I think it might be bullshit. lies. the truth is, she just doesn't want to have children. I bet if I made love to her and came inside her vagina, she would get pregnant.
I'd be happy if she let me impregnate her. but I'd be worried that she might need a c-section. maybe if she was well lubricated and gave birth as soon as she got contractions, she might not need a c-section.
lily, can you please lay off the birth control pills, then let me make love to you, no condom? I want to impregnate you. I love you.
>>935853291>then she's tired as fuck, suffering tons of horrible side effects from injecting massive amounts of ozempicLily Collins has been a skinny girl as long back as I can remember. Even in The Blind Side. And that was way before Ozempic.
I think you just might be mad at your own weight.
>>935870121I didn't know Andre Agassi could sing.
cope. I checked my weight, I'm not overweight, based on my height. I'm not saying she's definitely injecting ozempic, I'm just saying, she might be, considering she's obsessed with being thin. and also she does look kinda tired sometimes, which makes me worry that maybe she injected ozempic
I've been completely anorexic. the girls liked it but complained that I wasn't a wife beater rapist murderer.
she looks so much better with long hair. I don't really like that short hair, although it's not that bad, I guess. could be worse
>>935877211>the girls liked it but complained that I wasn't a wife beater rapist murderer.sure buddy.
>>935853255 (OP)so you just sit around fantasizing about shit like this?
>>935877298I've had girls many times, you haven't, buddy
>>935877849what do you mean? fantasizing about what? I'm just saying, I heard her say that she didn't want to get married, she hates being married, it makes her feel old, and she made movie popping birth control pills, specifically saying that she doesn't want children. that's just a fact. no fantasies. not sure what the fuck you're talking about.
sandra's bollocks? load of bollocks, mate. (just kidding)
sandra bollocks said she injected her face with korean baby's foreskin. to look young.
I wish she would abandon that fake baby and that ugly ass dog. I want her to be my gf.
lily, can you please abandon that fake baby and that ugly ass dog for me? then start a new relationship with me? I love you.
>>935853255 (OP)>no idea who these people are>thinks 'awww cute wholesome family pic'I'm missing context
