>>935896018>it just didn't seem worth the effort.This is really my reason for not doing it very often. I can either beat off and nut like a cannon, or I can lay out a towel, get out lube, get a toy, hope the fuck it doesn't hurt, spend 10 minutes getting it in while my dick goes soft, finally get it in, Then I gotta contort myself like a fucking pretzel to hold and move the toy. And I STILL grab my dick and jerk it, just to get it hard again, and then I cum out of a half-soft dick.
After I nut, then I gotta shit the toy out, and hope it's not followed by, and covered with, a bucket of dookie. Now I gotta wash dook off the toy and wash the lube and dookie off my ass. All the while trying not to get load on anything.