Bros, have you started your ritual high protein post morning work out constitutional? Let me tell you how fuckun good it feels to drop a foot and a third long prote. I feel good. I feel energized! I feel like taking on the world tonight! I feel like, everlasting booty cakes!!!! IM GONNA LIVE FOR EVER!!!! Smells great bros.

*Prote: an enormous high protein, high fibre dump that requires only one double ply square of toilet paper post elimination clean up.

>>935892196 (OP)
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Uhnnng!

I just took a duuuump!