My best friend forgot her panties at my place when she stayed here for the weekend. I want to keep them, but an interent lawyer says it is a felony. What to do, anon?

>>935896167 (OP)

you text her about the panties and say you don't think you want to be friends anymore because that's gross. This way she can't claim you stole them or make any accusations about you being a pervert

haha yeah right, like you know any women or hve any friends

sell them on ebay

>>935896248
She only stayed here because her house was flooded. She contacted me after 1 year and 5 months of radio silence.

>>935896167 (OP)
nasty bitch.

do you really need to be told?

>>935896167 (OP)
keep the panties. of she's asks about them tell her that you thought they belonged to a girl you are fwb and gave them to her.

>>935896167 (OP)
>My best friend
>>935896286
>1 year and 5 months of radio silence
story completely checks out

>>935896167 (OP)
Say your dog or cat chewed it up

Tell her to have her doctor examine her downstairs during her next checkup. Animals sniffing crotch a lot could be a sign of something serious

Tell her you threw it out

>>935896468
I forgave her. Decided she is my best friend after spending weekend with me.

pic of panties or gtfo

>>935896632
One time growing up my house had rats and I found some pairs of panties in the corner of my closet where they specifically chewed holes out the crotch. I thought it was cool so I kept em. Still have a pair over ten years later.

>>935896648
>she took advantage of my generous nature when she needed something from me so now I want to fuck her

>>935896728
>rats
>my closet
what kind of fucking unsanitary flop house do you live in you fucking scum?

>>935896167 (OP)
she forgot them to test u.

Test can either be to see if you're a creep.
Or to see if you're a creep.

>>935896766
idk, suburbs. It happens man. I just lived with my shitbag mom, fuck was I supposed to do bro

>>935896740
I mean it is only fair I get something in return.

Internet lawer. Girl staying over. Panties.
The ones you got at the Dollar General!

>>935897190
I paid 30 bucks for the lawyer, it's legit.

>>935896776
Is there no way OP can get out of this?

Women are stupid and like to play weird games while assuming everyone knows the rules.
Either she left them on purpose as a sign that she wants you to date / fuck her or it actually was an accident and now you need to give them back. As for which it really is you will possibly never know.

heres the correct play

say nothing and keep them. if she forgot on accident, saying HEY I FOUND UR PANTIES could potentially come across as you stealing them and giving them back after getting your rocks off

if she left them on purpose and asks about them, say you had no idea who they belonged to (didnt cross your mind it was hers, thought it was from the laundromat stuck to my clothes or a one night stand) and threw them out (but you get to keep em)

just be very cautious if shes ever back over/unattended in the apartment, if she finds them and you lied about something, your life could be over.

good luck. theres no right answer.

>>935896167 (OP)
Call her over to pick them up and then wear them like a bane mask at the door.

>>935896167 (OP)
READ ME! return them to her with a twenty after you've chewed the crotch part out of them!! Don't forget to thank her and ask to come again!

>>935896167 (OP)
Wear them. Then they can't prove that you didn't simply mistake them for your own.

>>935896167 (OP)
I mean, you've already sniffed the smell out of them by now, right? Just give them back

>>935896167 (OP)
>Anon, do you have a penis?
>Anon, do you have a penis?

Yes, I'm a man

send pics of her panties

>>935896167 (OP)
If you were a real man you would invite her back for a drink, you enjoying a scotch whisky with a panty crotch swizzler. Ask her to fix you a fresh one. You've simply no style!

>>935908267
With your dick over them