Is sperm proof of natural selection?

Only the strongest and fittest sperm get to be a human.

proof of random is a thing

Isn't it a lottery?

>>935896943
How would that be evolutionarily beneficial? Just practicality?

>>935896805 (OP)
Yup, evolution is a fact

>>935897150
I aint reading all that.

Telegony is a theory that states ever partner matters, thoughever.

>>935897217
>Telegony is a discredited scientific theory

>>935897176
Sounds like a personal problem

>>935897334
I'll personalize your problem.

>>935896805 (OP)
Nords are simply better swimmers

Sperm is like a black man running to a bucket of chicken. It’s natural n shiet

>>935897244 dubs
>discredited because it would throw society into chaos due to the implications
>the "scientific community" admits it applies to other animals though
Pic rel
Regardless what the case is, I wouldn't want to breed with a female who slept with someone else. Would you?
It's an ugly thought.

>>935897244 dubs
this was interesting
https://looksmax.org/threads/telegony-microchimerism-its-over-for-non-virgin-women-and-you-if-you-marry-one.1196086/

>>935896805 (OP)
It actually isn't the fittest. The sperm have to collectively wear down the protective layer of the egg that prevents the sperm from entering. Only one sperm will enter, usually. It could be any of them. Even the very dumbest one.

yes.

>>935896805 (OP)
Totally random.

Probability is a mathematical field that analyzes the likelihood of random events occurring. It's expressed as a number between 0 and 1, with 0 indicating impossibility and 1 indicating certainty. The higher the probability, the more likely the event is to happen. Probability is calculated by dividing the number of favorable outcomes by the total number of possible outcomes

>>935901183
>Even the very dumbest one

…as demonstrated by MAGA 24/7

>>935896805 (OP)
>Only the strongest and fittest sperm
It's literally whichever one happens to get there first once all the goop makes it past the cervix.

>>935903501
Why so many tho? Can't you just have 1 big sperm and put it in a lady's egg factory?

>>935897176
Skill issue

>>935897150
Lol it’s so farm from fact, that it’s like a theory held together with string and scotch tape.

>>935903991
Your mom is so far from fact, that it’s like a theory held together with string and scotch tape

>>935904254
you could have said:
>farm?
>your mom's so close to farm she's an animal!
you play off the typo making it a point of humor
your choice though

>>935896805 (OP)
You have an infantile understanding of natural selection

>>935904254
*also you forgot to replace the "it's" with "she's"

>>935896805 (OP)
How does this relate to the theory of caveman era gangbangs and sperm from different men competing for the same pussy?

>>935896805 (OP)
I don't think there's a correlation between how well a certain sperm swims and how strong the person is. They all carry virtually the same genes, even the duds that can't swim. It's largely chance, like a shotgun.

>>935904340
>>935904368
That's nice are you aware that you're a gay?

>>935896805 (OP)
Well that would explain ugly nigger, welfare, nigger babies!

>>935904537
>projection
You really have nothing else.

>>935904581
Answer the question. It's a simple yes/no.

>>935904619
It's what you want me to be, but it's not true. It's weird you want other guys to be fags. You must be lonely, but you're looking in the wrong place, anon.

>>935904667
Your mom is lonely

>cries a bit

>>935904688
You're the one going around asking:
>a-are you gay?? uwu
Faggot lmao

All this anger, because someone gave you comedy advice.

>>935904750
What?

>>935904930
Nevermind. It's past now. So, how 'bout them Nicks?

>>935904983
Baseball is for gays.

>>935896805 (OP)
You're describing the nature of the selective pressure exerted on sperm... so, kind of?

There's a mountain of proof for evolution already.

>>935905129
That's why I asked you about it :^)
Really though, why do you obsess over homosexuality? It really does read as projection or wishful thinking, like you want everyone to be like you are so you're less alone.
Even if you're not gay, it reads like that, anon.

Sometimes I do feel like I'm being too much of a dick but I'm sure Anon appreciates that. He seems to enjoy dicks after all!

>>935905412
I'll read like your mom ;))))))))))

Faggot.

>>935905483
LMAO
Okay funny guy. Okay.

>>935905523
I'll say OK to your mom when she asks me if she can blow me.

>genetically defective downs syndrome sperm wins
>results in (You)

>>935905552
My uncle had downs because of a two headded sperm. Maybe the extra nucleus gave him extra swimming power?

>>935905550
She used to be a pimp. No lie. You'd probably get a good deal on an escort from here back in the day.

>>935905646
>from here
FROM HERE LMFAOO SPELLING MISTAKE I WIN NO RE

>>935899250
sorry but the "implications" don't really mean anything to society at large. just because you're a special kind of retard that doesn't mean people who actually mate care about the stupid shit you care about.

>>935905753
Not how it works. Spelling errors that are funny, or that you can wist into something funny work, but, it's pretty weak to say "oh you typed an extra E".
The "farm animal" bit would have been funny though. that's why I pointed it out, because it was a good setup for a joke.
Also:
Not that it applies here, but, if you try to dismiss someone's argument because of a spelling error, you end up looking like an ass.

>>935905781
>ad hominem fallacy
>care about the stupid shit you care about
>caring if your own child is completely yours
Most people care about this. The fact you don't or someone else does wasn't the point.

>>935905925
YOUR MOM IS AN ASS LMFAO

>>935906139
Eh, that just reads as a baseless insult. It lacks substance, and so it falls short of any target.
You may as well call someone a car. Makes no sense either way.

>>935906268
YOU lack substance. Idiot.

>>935906350
How so? Prove it. I demonstrated how your attempt at comedic insult fell short, but how am I lacking substance, when I am the one demonstrating substance to you? It makes no sense.
Hey, I'm only telling you these things to try to help improve your comedy. You have to use what the other gives you, and play to it, even if it's indirect, it must connect with a point of fact somehow. That's a foundational key to comedy.
It has to relate to reality or perception somehow.
P.S.
I could have torn into myself based on what I said to you ITT. I gave you a lot to work with, in the subtext.

>>935906617
I give your mom a lot to work with. With my dick.

>>935896805 (OP)
no

the strongest sperm could be shooting down the anal track, while the chuds oozes down the perineum and enters the vag due to her being pushed face down into the pillow...

all existence can be be justified as natural selection..

>>935906350
>no u
desperate L

>>935906739
Eh, that's a little better honestly. More focused for sure.

>>935906740
>while the chuds oozes down the perineum and enters the vag due to her being pushed face down into the pillow..
lmao

>>935906744

>>935906852
its desperate af tho

>>935896985
Doesn't always have to be the best, just what works.
The 1st one isn't the one that gets in, several of them "wear down" the coating of the egg and a lucky one gets in.