Thread 935907919 - /b/ [Archived: 983 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:03:24 PM No.935907919
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Ever hook up with a coworker? Tell your story
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:09:29 PM No.935908140
No but I jerk off to mine 3 times a day
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:14:59 PM No.935908376
I only had a crush on one, she was 6 years older than me and I couldn't tell if she tried flirting with me a few times. She seemed to like my youth.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:16:30 PM No.935908446
>>935907919 (OP)
Be me married unhappily with 2 kids. Kids are great but wife had multiple affairs. I like to myself to get by. New girl starts at work she is super kind, feminine. Become friends talk all the time. Work late so I can talk to her more. Fall in love without a doubt. Find out she's 18 I am 29. We have a serious talk and she says I have to make the first moves she knows I am in a terrible marriage. Long story short we spent some alone time together and I decided to divorce. First date we have ex calls my new GFS parents tell her she's a home wrecker. Went through rough times. Lost my kids because fathers have no rights especially in the early 00s. Been together 20 years now and was worth it. Always tell guys don't put up with a terrible wife it will destroy you.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:02 PM No.935908807
>>935908446
>don't put up with a terrible wife it will destroy you.
1) this

>>935907919 (OP)
>Ever hook up with a coworker? Tell your story
2) Two different times. One bad one good. Bad one; she had a bf, I had a gf. Obvious we like each other. Agree to split with other halves and go for it. We do. Turns out she didn't; her and that guy now married. Lesson learned - women are liars.
2nd time was fine - both single; she was amazing in bed and great company, but had some ethical lines I wasn't willing to cross (including her cocaine use). Pity because I actually really loved her.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:29:31 AM No.935911426
Yep. I was straight out of college and she was about twenty years older than me.

Shared a small office together doing the same job and started a fwb thing probably six months in that went on and off for a few years. Total freak.

Eventually became really good friends with her son when he got an internship at the same company.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:29 AM No.935911603
I slept with my bosses daughters that’s who I lost my v card to. I fucked and married an intern andddd I have permission I guess to check out my coworker. She looks at my junk, admittedly. Maybe in a year or two I will get a shot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:02 AM No.935911823
I have never even had an attractive coworker. I work in banking and while some of them are 5/10s, we don't have any real stunners. In fact, in the 12 years that I have been working, I have only seen one 10/10 in the course of business
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:49 AM No.935912164
>Co worker says I'm cute and to hook up
>havent talked to a girl in 4+ years
>think for a couple months, ok.exe
>text back and forth, anon why go out to eat?
>Oh its like that? Make a date
>pull up in front of apartment building
>runs out gogogogogo anon!
>go to house
>Ok anon let's do this, take off clothes, she removes robe to reveal lingerie
>pull out condom
>yea thats cool
>get on top
Here's the fuckery...
>she takes her phone and places upright and facing her so she can check her messages and notifications
>wtf.png
>go in for a kiss, she's not into it
>go down to suck her tiddy, she pulls down the cup and eyes her phone, she got a notification
>maybe kissing for 5 seconds and tiddy sucking for 10 seconds, no blow job or pussy sucking
>Ok anon put it in!
>limp.bat
>she checks her phone again while I'm on top
>know what? It's not going to happen, might as well go home
>she puts on her robe and runs down my affluent neighborhood, at 3am on drugs
>jerk off 3 times and go to bed
>see her at work on Monday, umm that was a very bizarre night
>she says she doesn't think so, no big deal
>haven't talked to a girl in 2+ years since
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:17:07 AM No.935913349
Yeah, I was maybe 27 and she was around 40. My gf and I had recently opened up to being poly and had our first threesome. Couldn't stop talking about it with anyone and everyone cos I have no filter. That inspired my coworker to try a swingers club with her husband to fix their failing marriage.
She invited us to check the place out and I got the hint for once. Gf and I bought a friend with us (cheaper entry if you come with women lol swingers clubs are meat markets). Co-worker threw herself at me raw in the hot tub, too much for me (raw and there were signs saying no sex in the tub which was too much for my tism). Gf friend and I wandered out for a bit to smoke a joint, came back and co-worker dragged me to a private room. Her husband had a shot at my gf, quickly got left on the sidelines while I lay back and got fucked by his wife while fingering gf and friend. It was alright.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:31:46 AM No.935913913
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>>935912164
how do you people find ways to fuck up the surest things?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:41:05 AM No.935914246
yeah, she was a hooker and I was her pimp
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:42:19 AM No.935914298
>>935907919 (OP)
When I was 27 I hooked up with 18yo coworker. She thought I was cute. Told her my age, that age gap was inappropriate. Kept talking to me. Would be flirty. You could tell she wants you to be her "daddy". Sent me a picture of herself in panties. Asked what I thought, said she looked cute. Sent a picture of her pussy spread. Holy shit. And it started there. Couldn't resist, gave into temptation. It was great. Until we were talking about fetishes. She wanted to know what to do to turn me on. She told me she sucked her dog for 3 years. Stopped talking to her. Got mad. Claimed sexual harassment. Got fired. Showed our text messages, didn't care about working but wanted to ensure that dumbass shit would not be held against me here or any other job. They erased all complaints. She got fired.
Her pussy was so tight I was trying so hard not to come in her and make her a mother.
Probably will do it again, got another cute 19yo coworker in current job. Now 30. They think I'm a daddy.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:54:53 AM No.935914763
>>935913913
I didn't fuck anything up, bitch was checking her phone for instagram notifications before I even got on top of her, then side eyeing her phone every time it lit up and no blowjob or ANYTHING before? Fuck outa here with that noise, I think she was a nympho or an ex-sex worker. She did get married a year later....
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:26:14 AM No.935915856
Worked at a grocery store in my early 20s. Was there til close one night, only person on the floor. I was in the dairy backroom filling milk.

5/10 coworker comes back. I had been flirting with her a lot while she had a boyfriend. Recently broke up, probably for me. Guy was a asshole, so no remorse there. Before this, we had gone out with some other coworkers bowling. When no one was looking, I grazed her ass with my hand and she just smiled at me. I should point out that she had a fucking amazing ass.

Anyways, she comes through the doors and is smiling. Small talk, then she turns around and pulls the waist of her pants down to show me the thong she's wearing. Asks me what I think. I immediately come up behind her and put my hand on her ass. She literally flinched and headbutted my nose.

I should also point out that she was dumb as fuck and was very inexperienced. She apologizes and I ignored it, still holding her asscheek. She asks me what I want to do and I tell her I'm going to show her. I take her further back into the room where no one can see, blocked by pallets. Pull her pants down and start eating her out. Pull my cock out and shove her head down to it. She's pretty bad. Teeth kept hitting it and doesn't know what to do with her hands.

I stood her up and told her to bend over and I'll watch the door. She said she wasn't sure we should, and I told her we'll be fine. She bent over and I plowed her for a few minutes. Didn't want me to cum inside her even with a condom, so I shoved my cock down her throat and she gagged. Cum and spit all over the floor and her work shirt.

Spend the next few months using her as a slampig. She wants a relationship, and I don't, at least with her. She eventually meets another guy and spends the rest of the time I worked there trying to make me jealous.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:33:25 AM No.935916080
>going through a divorce with my stupid bitch ex wife(dropped out of hs, thought the dinosaurs in jurassic park were real dinos dumb as fuck)
>got job at gamestop after the army, met big booty Latina coworker
>she's got a bf but text anyway, friendly at first, then flirty
>she breaks up with neckbeard bf, moves into my place
That was 8 years ago. Now we're married, she's a piercer, she pierced my dick and I deliver mail. Still got a big booty
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:40:25 AM No.935916294
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A few of my other ex coworkers got lucky with her
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:53:46 AM No.935916731
Was working retail at the time while in college, met a cute fellow college student, short cute thick white Hispanic, small tits and thick thighs, soft but muscular and always had heavy eyeshadow and big fake lashes, real cute. She was an ex cheerleader, broke up with her life long boyfriend who was a football player still, they apparently had been dating since high school. We flirted during work, then she offered me her phone number so she could "send me a pic of the schedule" that I forgot one night. We ended up finding excuses to hang out in the same car before or after work, go grocery shopping together (sounds dumb but I loved going grocery shopping with her). One day while waiting for the store to open in the winter, we were in the same car to stay warm and ended up making out hot and heavy with her tiny little pierced tits out. She was the only chick I ever was with with double nipple piercings, a straight bar and a horseshoe in each thick nipple, was mesmerizing. We ended up straight fucking after work before class as she wanted to come over to borrow something and ended up plowing her and both of us skipping our lab class for the day just fucking like oversexed rabbits. We dated for a couple of years, then she broke up with me to get back with her high school flame and ended up getting married and pumping out a kid. A damn shame as she was smart, pretty, and still goes to the gym every day. I still see her at the same gym almost a decade now later since we first met, and she still makes me feel war, then sad.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:48 AM No.935917077
>>935916731
Supposed to say "warm, then sad" but I fucked it up.

The only other time I've been with a coworker we didn't really date, we were both working late and in a stressful job, so we always went to the gym together after work then relax in the hot tub before grabbing a late bite to eat at a chain diner before heading home. She was chubby blonde with huge hangers to die for, one of my favorite sights was seeing her exit the woman's locker room wearing just a thin muscle shirt hugging her still damp tits with her swimsuit and gym clothes stowed away in her bag. One day we got donuts together after gym (fight me) due to a craving and we went to my place to eat them at like 1am, and we ended up fucking on the couch covered in powdered sugar, eating jam off her clit. We fucked for a good eight months after until she moved away across the country.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:02 AM No.935917141
>>935907919 (OP)
no, I'd rather keep my job
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:53:37 AM No.935918841
My coworker and I make lots of sexual jokes. She’s eye balled me and admitted to checking me out. She’s also declined interest in doing anything yet but aired interest when I’m older. I’m 35, she’s 40. I’m keeping my fingers crossed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:27 AM No.935919246
>>935917141
this, it's simply NOT worth the pain of finding a new job. Also, the potential lawsuit. Also the stigma that could follow you
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:55 AM No.935919569
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>>935919246
depends on the job. every college/HS guy should know the joy of plowing through an entire chick fil a female crew.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:17 AM No.935919742
>>935919569
I was thinking more like corporate gigs. Obviously you should fuck around at things where uneducated highschoolers work.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:44:20 AM No.935920613
Used to date my latina coworker.first time we fucked was in the parking garage after work and a few drinks.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:08:07 AM No.935921487
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>>935907919 (OP)
2nd girl to ever have sex with in my life was a hot half irish/half mexican coworker,last year. Comforted her one day when she was having an anxiety/panic attack at work.Talked with her ever since then and hung out and fucked a few times it was great. She's a squirter and also catered to a mommy fetish i had.
Pic related: her.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:13:58 AM No.935921666
Taught English at a school in China for a year way back a long time ago. Just a few days after I arrived, I went down to the office to ask for some printer paper one day. 24-year-old office girl helps me out. About 20 minutes later I get an e-mail: it's her. After I left she immediately looked my contact info up in the system and typed up a message in her best Chinglish. Introduced herself, told me her name, age, about her family, her hobbies, her education, her job. Said that she hoped we could become really good friends and that she could improve her English. Invited me to her apartment for dinner some time. I replied back and told her "How about this evening?"

Long story short, found out over dinner conversation that 1) she had a boyfriend, 2) she was nevertheless a virgin because she was a traditional Chinese girl, and 3) she was willing to make an exception for a chance to make love with a foreigner. What was even more crazy was that a few weeks later she introduced me to her boyfriend. Then a little after she suddenly distanced herself from me, told me over text that she'd gotten in trouble with the bosses and told she couldn't talk to me anymore at school or meet with me. Much later after I'd left the school/country, she told me that she and the other office girls were getting groped daily by the higher-ups and sometimes expected to perform sexual favors as part of their job. So sounds like the issue was that they didn't want to share with me.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:32:28 AM No.935922261
>>935921666
that sounds like a really amazing life experience. Like that year in China is probably worth 10 years of my stories in the US. I fucking love traveling, it is so much more interesting than sitting around talking to white people. Thank you for the inspiration anon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:48:08 AM No.935922730
>>935907919 (OP)
Yup.
About 20 years ago started a new job. She already worked there. Instant chemistry. She was married, but eventually our willpower broke. She divorced him a few months later and we were together for about 5 years.
We fought a lot and we broke up. Lost touch with her.
She ended up with an abusive piece of shit until late last year.
A few months back she got shitfaced and drunk texted me. If things keep going as well as they have been, we're considering getting married late next year.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:54:57 AM No.935922885
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>Tell your story
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:57:48 AM No.935922965
Yes but then I fell in love and just stayed with her
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:01:09 AM No.935923044
Two coworkers same place. Worked retail and would hook up with one usually in parking lot after shifts, everyone knew and when we stopped people took sides as if we were dating and it made work awkward. Second time was just hook ups and she was married but she got feelings and I wasn’t opening that can of worms so I stopped it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:02:22 AM No.935923074
I'm a shitty marriage got all the bullshit, kids, cars, nice house, completely unsatisfied. Wife thought i should be happy with maybe 2x a week. Start chatting with coworker about how i think i deserve more. She agrees, she's in a loveless engagement. I stay home one day with sick daughter, daughter goes to sleep i text co-worker for risky hook up, she comes over and i pound her pussy like it owes me money. Come on her face and tits so hard. She has to leave for a trip uses her panties to clean up with and puts them in the trash, dog gets them out and chews them up. I blame my wife and the panties are so tore up she can't tell they aren't hers. Close one. She decides she doesn't wanna continue with engagement i get divorced. That was 7 years ago we've been married for a year. Fuck almost daily
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:25:55 AM No.935923689
>>935907919 (OP)
yeah I did, he was 18 and I was 25 it was his first time
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:07:09 AM No.935926174
>>935923074
ya, we're working on the same project and the boss told us to be professional but we ended up fucking anyway

my coworker (i will call her d) was at my house and we fucked, i thought it would just be a one time thing but we both loved it so we
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:12:43 AM No.935926317
>>935907919 (OP)
No, never, but I have a weird situation going on lately.
>co-worker is cute
>asks me if I like her because she has a "hunch"
>I admit I do
>she says she likes me but there can't be anything between us because she is married and has kids
>she sees me as a friend
>but calls me every day, several times, even though we work together
>says that she won't sleep with me
>but asks personal questions and jokes about it
I don't know if she's making fun of me, or if she wants something but wants me to make a first move so that "she is innocent".
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:14:39 AM No.935926375
>>935926317
she definitely wants you to make the first move. go for it if you dont mind being a homewrecker
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:13:30 AM No.935927493
Fine might as well come clean.

> Was a sugar daddy and in the tech industry. Still am.
> Sugared a younger asian girl in the same industry.
> Wasn't in the same company so why not
> I'm 20 years older than she is
> She's thin, hot, asian.
> We hook up several times.
> Fuck her raw.
> Make her cum several times.
> Eventually finds out she has a husband and the fun ends.
> But the fucking was great and I didn't forget.
> About 18 months later we get a new hire. I wasnt in the interview rounds. But I see the name. The name is familiar. She used her real name with me.
> She shows up in my team.
> It's a remote job but she's in my team.
> She sees me and is on cam and immediately gets a shocked look on her face but quickly hides it.
> I know I can't say anything over slack because HR probably monitors it.
> I say nothing.
> She gets a team transfer inexplicably soon after joining my team.

But hey it was fun.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:04:20 AM No.935928225
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Knew this girl from highschool and ended up working with her for my first job.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:11:13 AM No.935928315
15 years ago worked on the meat station in a supermarket in Europe.We had a basement where packaging material was stored. Once a week I had to go down there to do inventory and order new stuff. Nobody else came there, so obvious that was a great place to have a smoke.
One day we had a new girl working the fruit and vegetable unit, the first time we saw each other there was a short look into our eyes and we both knew that we were going to fuck.
The next day when I went to the basement, she followed for a smoke, I fucked her raw whilst sharing a joint.
Good memories.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:30:21 AM No.935928575
>be me, 21
>working at large retail store, let’s call it bullseye
>recently broke up with first gf
>hooking up with random girls constantly
>work with coworker, C (like 24, very thin with dark hair and a nice ass) a lot more often since she’s been promoted and is in charge of me
>she constantly is checking me out, I know she has a bf so I do not acknowledge
>one day we’re working together, it’s dead, we’re talking
>get on the topic of secret make out spots in the store
>”the supply closet up front would be a good one” she says
>the supply closet directly in front of the cash registers
>I tell her that would be ballsy
>she says she could keep it secret
>a little later
>she tells me “I think I left something in the supply closet”
>ohfuck.png
>a while passes, she doesn’t come back
>I go to find her
>I walk into the closet
>she smirks “finally”
>starts making out with me
>im shocked but obviously kiss her back
>she starts grabbing at me, grabs my cock
>”fuck, I knew it was big”
>diamonds.wav
>I pull her off me, I want to keep going but I don’t want to get caught
>we walk back together, I’m just dead silent trying to process
>continue working as if nothing happens
>on lunch break (we all had different ones)
>she texts me
>”it’s too bad our breaks are scattered”
>no shit
>I reply
>”yeah, at least it gives me a chance to do some homework” (I was taking online classes at the time)
>a few minutes pass
>notification
>”well, any time you want some head, let me know. We can work it into your busy schedule”
>OHFUCK.mp4

Should I continue?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:37:33 AM No.935928655
>>935928575
No.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:44:45 AM No.935928746
Not sure if this is the right place because it’s not really me but my 21yo girlfriend hooked up with her coworker a year or two ago (while we were in a relationship). They didn’t fuck but she sucked and jerked him off and got her pussy fingered.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:46:26 AM No.935928771
>>935907919 (OP)

Recently got fired from mine because of female coworker. She was my employee. Big mistake. We fucked around for a few months but I ended it. We kept it friendly, she even got a new boyfriend. One day she pisses me off blaming me for shit my bosses did to her, and I send her a text basically outlining her immaturity. She ends up blabbing about our previous relationship to my bosses.

Wasn't even all that upset about the job as I was one foot out the door. The problem was that we were good coworkers (friends?) who got into fights before, and I totally didn't see this coming. She always said I was the best boss she had because I actually cared more than the others despite our head butts.

She was young, though, and I'm too old for that stupid nonsense and knew better. When you completely annihilate a girl's ego, she's going to go dirty. Lesson learned.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:49 PM No.935930474
>>935921487
How did you fumble it?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:32:07 PM No.935931250
>>935907919 (OP)
I worked at a grocery store part time in my college town. I had a gf at the time but was partnered with a high school townie girl working there as her first job. She was short, like 5’ flat, decent body brunette with blue eyes. There was a 4 year age gap that felt like 40 years since she had no idea what work was. After a few weeks of working there and getting friendly, she asked me to drive her home since the bus was always loaded with drunk college guys. One night we get off and I grab a 12 pack for my roommate and I and I drive her home. She tells me her parents are out for the weekend and she had to stay home to work. She invites me to drink with her and we go in her house. End up railing her in her bed. The following shift at work we fucked in the stock room, then again back at her house before he parents got home. We went on fucking at the store for months.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:47:26 PM No.935931488
>>935914298
>They think I'm a daddy.
How have you not realized that is red flag yet?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:59:13 PM No.935931705
>>935927493
>so why not
Because being a sugardaddy is super cringe and guys lose respect for you over it?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:22 PM No.935931774
>>935928575
>Should I continue?
No, because you're a "cont?" cunt and those should not be rewarded, tell your story or not, don't be a "cont?" cunt.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:41 PM No.935931779
>be 20, working with cute 18 year old girl
>we flirt, eventually make out in meeting rooms multiple times a day. Makes going to work actually fun.
> She tells me she has a BF who is 35 but he's cool with her doing whatever. Not sure I believe her but horny so whatever.
>One day she invites me over to meet him and have lunch. Ohshit.
>Go, meet him, cool dude, have lunch then he says he has to go to work but I can stay and fuck her if I want. Fucking weird man.
>Spend the next 9 hours naked and fucking her until he comes back from work and I rapidly say hi and bye and leave. Fucking weird shit.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:04:11 PM No.935931788
>>935928746
Why are you still with your ex like that anon?
Are you a cuck?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:06:20 PM No.935931835
>>935928771
Never compete with a woman on who can take the biggest shit in the others soul, women are almost all Olympic level soul shitters.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:54:01 PM No.935932849
>>935914763
>She did get married a year later....
She was checking her phone because her fiance was texting, duh!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:56 PM No.935933200
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>>935923689
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:32 PM No.935933246
>>935926317
>>935926375
This.
She *does* want to fuck but:
1) Will want no fee-fees and it's gotta be physical only
2) Is naturally, terrified, both of the consequences, emotions, betrayal, ethics, violating her principles, etc.

So take comfort that yes she does, but honestly anon, you're better off without that noise in your life. The dream is often better than the reality.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:27 PM No.935933346
>>935931774
This
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:16:19 PM No.935933415
women coffee gif meme
women coffee gif meme
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>>935928771
>When you completely annihilate a girl's ego, she's going to go dirty.
*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding*
Why do you think women go banal batshit crazy mad insane when guys reject them? Their ego is the most fragile precious little glass ornament ever - fuck with that and expect the immaturity that only an overgrown child with a bleeding cunt can provide.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:43 PM No.935933445
>>935931250
Based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:18:51 PM No.935933481
>>935913913
It wasn't lasaga that she had at home, it was hep c
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:44:10 PM No.935934140
here's my first time with a co-worker
>be young day camp counselor (14/15?)
>new cute CIT, about my height, dark hair
>we immediately have eyes for each other
>find ourselves alone in a craft room
>start making out
>slide my hand into her pants, super soft pussy hair
>get interrupted and stop
>camp leader later pulls me aside and says, "it's ok, but you should know that she's only 11"
>lol, no mas. but, still think of that soft pussy.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:49 PM No.935934610
>dispatcher at my job starts texting me in a real familiar way
>cute little redhead, kind of body you can just pick up and throw around, nice little ass
>she comes to my apartment one night and we fuck like we’re fighting, she likes the rough stuff
>no condom, bust deep inside because I am not risk averse
>stays over and goes to work the next day, make up all messed up and hair in total disarray, as if it had been used as a fuck handle because it had
>other girl that works with her thought she got into a car crash

Would have kept it up but she had 2 kids and a mean case of halitosis. Straight dumpster breath. Great lay though.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:27:54 PM No.935936866
>>935931779
As someone who did this, I can explain. When you are 35 dating an 18 year old, it's for the sex, and you're acutely aware that it's not going to last forever. Also, most 18 yos who like to bang older men are total nymphos and if you deny them exploration they will either cheat on you or move on quickly. They can also be really clingy and if you let them slut around, they'll give you more space and of course sometimes it's just a turn on to know they're always giving in to their base instincts. This is a tactic to get the most out of your slut, with the understanding that she could get bored and move on at any time.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:33:35 PM No.935938707
I once got a wet dream about my boss, does that count
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:11:46 PM No.935939890
>>935931705
That's a you problem. If you date anyone you're going to spend money and money is going to be a primary issue. May as well be open about it.

Having money gives you an edge. That's the breaks. Partners want someone who can provide for at least themselves, and like someone who has means.

And since when do we need guys permission to date women? Or to date women?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:36:23 PM No.935940575
My unbelievable story
>Be 32
>Into this sexy, skinny 22 yo asian girl at work
>Ask her out. She's kinda uptight, not really feeling it, didn't get anywhere
>Don't ask on a second date
>She asks me surprisingly
>"Why didn't you ask me out on a 2nd date?" Her pride was wounded
>2nd date is much better
>Sex after the 4th date, she is an under-experienced subby who's only been with one man
>Spend all summer fucking and easing her into increasingly kinky stuff
>She discovers she loves anal and giving head
>Make a couple sex vids
>Buy her some plugs, a vibe, lingerie
>Lots of fun for about 6 months
>She decides she wants to go back to school for her masters
>Supportive
>LDR not sustainable
>Break up fairly amicably
>Three months later start bonding with a cute curvy funny girl during after-work drink meet-ups
>Start hooking up
>She rides my cock and puts her tits in my face like she is a succubus forcing me to impregnate her
>She has a cuckquean kink
>Nervously show her vids with the asian ex, they make her horny af
>She's a handful but hilarious and a lot of fun so we married 2 years later
>Still in touch with Asian ex, we meet up a few months after my marriage for lunch
>End up making out and eating her pussy/got head in the back seat
>Wife finds this ultra hot
>Few days later she tells me she's engaged, didn't tell me in person hmm
>Keep in touch as friends but no sex
>Dinner with wife, ex and ex's fiancee. Kinda awkward mostly because her fiancee has the personality of a robot. Surreal to sit with these two women at once
>About a year later ex is pregnant
>Asks me to come over while hormones are raging. "This is the last time"
>Wife is conflicted on this one but fiancee is a total robot and she feels bad for asian ex, tells me to do it
>Strangely passionate sex with the pregnant ex, her skinny pregnant body uniquely hot
>She gives birth a couple months later, we're instagram friends but I haven't seen her since
>Wife loves to tease me about all this
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:00:50 PM No.935943882
I have two different coworkers stories
>Work in a call center, am one of the senior collectors for a credit card company after only one year of working
>Me: Kissless, handhold-less, permavirgin, convinced that I'll become a wizard at 30, currently 25
>Blonde, skinny, new girl with a pretty face and cute butt starts working at call center
>She immediately starts coming into me while she is in training and manages to convince me that I'm attractive
>We end up making out during all of our breaks and eventually I'm finger blasting her in the next door factory parking lot
>Within a week, I'm convincing my roommate to leave for the day so I can lose my virginity.
>Fuck twice that day and she's kinky as hell spraying breast milk on me, even though she isn't breast feeding anymore
>End up busting only once, inside (huge mistake)
>Despite being on the pill, and me buying her plan B after sex, she is convinced she is going to get pregnant and goes absolutely nuts over the coming weeks and I break it off.
>Tells whole call center that I'm some sort of creep because she sprayed milk all over me, but no one really buys it
>About a year later, a cute alt brunette with big tits and glasses starts working at call center and I've since been promoted to trainer.
>Joke around with her a bunch, and she consistently stays after her shift to chat with me and eventually start texting all the time.
>We get flirty one night and she drunkenly sends a "you up?" text
>I pick her up from the bar and she is drunkenly yapping while she is clearly nervous about one of us making a move
>Start making out with her, rip off her pants, eat her pussy, and then fuck for an hour straight (too tired and couldn't cum)
>Wake up the next morning and fuck again a few more times
>We've been together for 5.5 years now and have two kids
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:33:31 PM No.935945118
i have worked in restaurants and im not ugly so yes.

1. small talk
2. lets hang out later.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:39:11 PM No.935945315
>>935907919 (OP)
Few times. Twice at my high school job with girls who went to different schools. One was very chubby, but had crazy tits. Like had to wear a bra under a sports bra crazy. That was my first time to tittyfuck. She suggested it, so I assume not her first time. The other girl had a pretty bad life and the sex was pretty standard, but I had my first cigarette with her after and that made the whole thing feel right out of a movie.

Next time was with a girl at my first job post-college. First black girl. I had just got in her and she actually started crying. She stopped me and told me she had an abortion shortly before starting the job. She stayed the night and we cuddled, but it was pretty awful.

Next girl was at a different job. Classic post-office holiday party hookup. I worked with her indirectly and had only been there for a few months, but we got along. She found me right away and I completely missed her signals for hours until she straight up asked to see my apartment. She sucked my dick in my kitchen and did this awesome thing where she throated me also tonguing my balls. I made her put her heels back on for sex. I eventually tried to get into a relationship with her, but she wasn’t interested. Then I got in an actual relationship and she suddenly got interested.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:07:53 PM No.935946130
>co-worker (F) 15 years younger than me has a crush on me (M)
>another coworker (F) 10 years older than co-worker has a crush on her
>end up in a threesome after the company christmas party
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:10:44 PM No.935946235
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Yeah was a hot thing, but she was employee not a coworker
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:13:16 PM No.935946299
>>935946130
Damn son, story time!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:14:02 PM No.935946328
>>935946130
that's wild... how old was everyone? where did you nut
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:52:37 PM No.935947710
>>935946299
>>935946328
I've told the story before.
>company christmas party
>G is the 27-year old girl with a crush on me
>BTW she's the daughter's boss
>L is a 37-year old lesbian. cool, slightly butch woman
>me, 43
>as a side note, G's father has had her in tears several times and she's come to my office to cry on my shoulder
>at Christmas party at hotel near office. company keeps a room upstairs for visitors or if someone stays late
>G is flirting hard and it's actually going over my head as I chat with L
>we've all been drinking hard
>L has to point it out to me
>end of party and G finally says we (her and me) should "go upstairs and keep partying"
>convince her that we can't leave L alone and she should come too
>G is OK with this
>we go upstairs and G and I are immediately making out
>peel clothes off and by the time we're naked, L is already on the bed naked
>L and I sandwich G and start touching and making out with G
>I stay away from L because I know she's not interested in guys
>let L go down on G before I fuck her since I know I'm going to nut in G
>end up fucking G doggy while she's licking L
>I know I came twice in G, L tells me G got her off
>about 4:00 in the morning L and I get up, get dressed and leave G in bed
>back at the office Monday and G doesn't mention anything about Friday night
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:55:52 PM No.935947836
>>935947710
Fuckin A man.
I guess you are luck L pointed it out.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:59:49 PM No.935947977
>>935947836
Yeah. I was slow on the uptake. But I'm not sure G ever realized L had a thing for her.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:03:58 PM No.935948129
>>935907919 (OP)
Overall not a good idea to do, 9/10 times will not end well. Would advise not to do
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:06:10 PM No.935948219
Yes, this hot skinny chick that I worked with. I knew she was cheating on her boyfriend with another coworker. I blackmailed her and convinced her to let me cum inside of her any time I wanted to. This went on for a year and she started looking forward to it lmfao. Best part is she got pregnant and the dude thinks its his but lil fucker has my face and hair color hahahahaha. They ended up getting married but divorced pretty quickly afterwards. I still blow loads into her to this day and have zero obligation to that kid, retard still thinks its his.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:13:52 PM No.935948512
>>935907919 (OP)
>Tell your story
We met my first day on the job. We married 7 years later. This year, we'll celebrate our 35th anniversary.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:38:12 PM No.935949520
>>935946235
Is she from Michigan?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:56:43 PM No.935950298
Yes. She was 10 years older than me, but looked after herself, slim, fit and tanned - didn't really get on when I first started at this particular work place but later we found all sorts of ways to be together. She was married also, but from the first kiss in a carpark to fucking the hell out of each other all over the place we ended up living together after hubby found our explicit messages on her phone when she fell asleep and he came home right when i text her -and rang me up one morning rather angry. Sadly she couldn't quit the booze because hubby wouldn't leave her alone despite divorce and after a few years she upped and left. Saw her a couple of times since and we fucked. Good memories though and she was a massive squirter, soaked the bed every time.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:56:52 PM No.935950306
yes, hooked up with boss and her boyfriend. they both gave me head at the same time
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:21:29 AM No.935951462
>>935907919 (OP)
Yes I'm a pretty lucky guy, I've been working in food service for over 15 years now and during my time working have met some very very hot women.