Rate the new crib.

>>935910238 (OP)
It's beautiful OP.
It's just missing Andy Sixx.

>>935910238 (OP)
Fentanyl enjoyer/10

>>935910238 (OP)

okay.. I'll rate it:

OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INTENTION OF FINDING A GIRLFRIEND

You have resigned yourself to loneliness

You're not even going to try....

>>935910238 (OP)
Crib what are you a baby?

Black?

>>935910238 (OP)
Things will get better. Just keep ya head up lil nigga

>>935910314
ask me how i know you're not american

>>935910312
Define usecase of gf

>>935910238 (OP)

because anybody who looks at this particular configuration can instantly determine:

YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF BRINGING WOMEN HOME.....

This is a "well of despair" for a man who has already convinced himself he's going to spend the rest of his life alone.

(by the way, the term "well of despair" was cleaned by University students who were doing extremely cruel animal research.. part of their research was destroying the animals psychological well-being along with their health)

And that's exactly what you've built for yourself

NOTHING

>>935910371

imagine being a woman and coming over to visit....

.............. exactly

see how easy I made it?

>>935910429
Why thots should go to my crib?
Are you such a normie your only goal achieved is to get laid?

>>935910403
COINED*

not "cleaned"...
COINED*

"The term WELL OF DESPAIR was coined* buy students at a university who were doing ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE CRUEL TORTUROUS ANIMAL RESEARCH"

The well of despair was a contraption they built with things they bought at home Depot.

It's a sliding funnel trap, with no way out

It gets smaller and smaller as it goes deeper, and the animal is trapped and no matter how they struggle they could never get out

they broke the animals psychology, it's mental well-being, it's sense of itself, its own self perception...

they destroyed that before beginning the physical torture and experimentation

YOU HAVE BUILT YOUR OWN WELL OF DESPAIR

a If I met somebody who did that to an animal, I would put them in the hospital...

You?..... You did this to yourself
lol you deserved it

>kneeling so much to whores
Get a load of this temu chad

>>935910367
no he's right. you're just a nigger

>>935910527

HOW TO TELL WHEN A MAN IS ON THE CUSP OF HOMOSEXUALITY:

because he's spent so many years NOT EVEN TRYING, that he has finally convinced himself it's not even important

IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE, YOU INEXPERIENCED LITTLE MASTURBATING TODDLER

Go play another video game, Sally boy

>>935910527

So you're telling me playing video games and watching anime and shit posting an image boards is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

That stupid computer chair was ESSENTIAL

while you are the only human on planet Earth willing to touch your penis?

Like I said, you might as well go ahead and start sucking cock right now. stop wasting time...

>>935910576

shut the fuck up, you fat lonely slob

YOU'RE SIMPLY TRYING TO PRETEND LIKE NEVER GETTING ANY PUSSY IS "NORMAL"

You're a fucking homosexual
either that, or you're simply so fat and ugly that no woman would ever touch you in a million years

But since you're on 4 champ, statistically speaking, it's much more likely that you're a closet homosexual

GO POLISH YOUR COMPUTER, WEIRDO

lol @ how much sex you've missed out on

lol @ NO WOMAN LOVING YOU

(or even liking you, for that matter)

WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU
So you pretend like it was your choice

>>935910238 (OP)
You're either 13 or, you're a lonely faggot

>>935910644
You forgot to mention that we can literally smell the mildew... The shitty sheetrock doesn't hide the fact that he's living in his mother's basement.

by the way, inhaling mold spores causes all kinds of various health problems

Your lungs are moist and dark on the inside... are you familiar with the environments mold prefers to grow in?

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME
It's not like you've got any women coming over

>>935910238 (OP)
Is it a literal crib?

>>935910609
>>935910635
>>935910756
>LET ME TELL YOU HOW IM BETTER THAN YOU
Kill yourself, you’re the homo down here with your gay writting. You think to be superior to anybody but you are just a beta male who knell to princess bimbo who judge you if you don’t have massively expensive furniture, and if you dont lick her pussy full of tyronne male juice right.
Get the rope and dilate nigger

You're a lucky man... You've got a beautiful chair. loyal, too... So far, that chair hasn't cheated on you... no wonder you've been together so long... You've got such a special relationship.

I can picture you now.. Christmas once again, all the relatives gathered at Aunt Margaret's house, and then The big announcement:

"Mom, Aunt Margaret?.. I'd like you to meet my CHAIR"

>>935911110
>better than you

those were YOUR WORDS, not mine... you'd be terrible at poker... You show your hand

nope... I never said I was better than anybody

what I said was simple:
YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY
And you've become a master at fooling yourself into pretending like you actually believe your own lies

trying to convince yourself that it's not important

trying to convince other people online that you are cavalier, carefree, and not interested in sex

For somebody who's not interested
YOU CERTAINLY SPEND A LOT OF TIME MASTURBATING EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT

So shut the fuck up, little boy

You're not fooling anybody

>>935910238 (OP)
Red light is very soothing. I like your setup. Hope the chair is comfortable.

>>935911110
I bet you make a splash on the dance floor when it's "couples night" at the office party

>>935911735
very soothing, my ass...

RED LIGHT CAUSES DEPRESSION

It's depressing just thinking about it
But prolonged exposure to red light makes people depressed

That's why he chose the red light
He's grown comfortable wallowing in depression

let's just hope his chair doesn't meet a guy with a nicer ass

>>935910609
>>935910635
Everyone dies, and the world doesn't need you. That is not to say your should hasten your death, of feel despair in these words. It means you shouldn't take life so seriously.
Things will continue on without you, so don't be afraid to live life your life your way, even if that means doing nothing at all.
Let go of your fear, and embrace life as you see to live it.

>>935911865
That's very subjective, spergy Anon. You're very wrong, and you're telling me more about yourself than anything, even if the is just an act for the sake of attention.

I'm curious:

Do they make you buy a ticket for your chair?

Do the other moviegoers ever complain?

>>935911998
I've actually been clinically dead five times, believe it or not... obviously, of course I was somehow resuscitated all five times... I guess you could say I keep "lucking out"...

But I've actually been dead as in DEAD... no heartbeat. no blood pumping. cyanosis. ...... dead

FIVE times......

That's why I live my life not afraid of Jack fucking shit...

And all of the women I've married had that same quality: THEY'RE NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING EITHER

they always face everything head-on, face to face, on the spot... ready to throw down, no matter the consequences, because backing down like a bitch is a fate worse than death...

there's a reason why you don't have a woman in your life right now

BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF WOMEN

AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER EVEN TRY

You never try, because you realize they can see through you. they can read you like a book. You're afraid of looking stupid and foolish, while making yourself vulnerable

THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY

YOU'RE A FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT BITCH

And you would need a 90 ft boom lift just to kiss my testicles, lonely little bitch

>>935911998

You can save your philosophies for somebody who gives a fuck

when's the last time you asked a woman out on a date?

now.. Tell me when is the last time you played a fucking video game like a little child?

bingo I think we found your problem

now... If we could only figure out a way for that chair to acknowledge your existence....

because sex is fine and dandy....
But that's not what's slowly crushing your soul...

It's not having anybody who loves you that is killing you inside

crib is a funny terminology, considering the fact that you are an adult, who lives the life of a little boy.. playing video games

Show me a man who says finding a woman isn't important....

And I'll show you either a coward or a homosexual

>>935910644
What is that angle? OP is some sort of underground mutant.

>>935913513
I've died before to electric shock, but I came back as well. It's nothing to fear. Death.
>That's why I live my life not afraid
Great, but then why measure yourself against others, or imply other people should be?
I can appreciate your ethos, but you don't make much sense either. Everything you say about others is baseless. You have no idea who we are or what we do.
>YOU'RE AFRAID OF WOMEN
Wrong. Also, I am not OP in case you are confused.
I have chosen to remain alone for many reasons, but I like talking with females, and they tend to like me too.
I don't want a relationship, but not for the reasons you are claiming.
Everything is temporary here, and so I want to pass from this life without attachment to people or things. I am most at peace and most happy when I am alone too. I know myself, and so I am in tune with myself.
>>935913571
> somebody who gives a fuck
You clearly care, and you've been trying to project your own disturbed nature onto others throughout this thread. If anything your posts read as masking and projection for your own fear. Fear to actually be yourself, instead of this presentation of false masculinity you present.
>asked a woman out on a date
I have chosen to remain alone. I enjoyed my time talking to pretty female friends past tense, but now I love reading and posting more than just about anything else. Sometimes I create art or tinker with code.
This is what I am happy doing.
You on the other hand? You're so insecure you feel the need to condescend to everyone you encounter in order to boost your starved ego.
You're talking about women, while sperging out on /b/ for hours on end.
Go try to con someone else into believing your delusions. Until you let go of your fear, you're going to be pent up, driven to near madness by your emotions.
The way you post, it sounds like you need a release you haven't been able to get in years.
Why should anyone listen to you? You're too insecure, and desperate for validation.

>>935910238 (OP)
way too red don't like it

>>935914960
WTF IS THAT, DOOD?!