When carving a crude masturbatory aid out of corned beef, the trick is to lubricate it with mayonnaise and warm it up a bit in the microwave.

fuck you nigger

you can also make a passable labia out of sliced ham

like i need anything bigger than a can of spam.

>>935912288
if you get enough mayo in there, and it's warm enough, it'll start to look and feel like a realistic vagina