When will grocery prices be potato?

>>935915472 (OP)
I need to poop :(

>>935915472 (OP)
Groceries prices potato when the spud index increases to the butter and chives.

One day, a non-muslim man asked a Muslim man, "Why do you insist that your women cover their hair and their bodies completely?"
The Muslim man smiled and took out two candy bars. He left one wrapped and tossed it on the ground. He then opened the other one, broke it in half, licked one half, wiped the other half under his nose, crammed them both together, then tossed the saliva and mucus infused former candy bar wad on the ground. He then dropped his pants, urinated and defecated all over the unwrapped muddle of bodily fluids and chocolate, then for good measure spit on it. A stray cat wandered by and in a swift motion, the Muslim man grabbed it by the scruff of its neck, lifted its tail, then smeared its anus all over the contaminated mush that was once a candy bar as the cat screeched in fear and confusion. He then drew his sword and sliced the cat's neck open. He held the dying animal over the remnants of the violated candy bar and allowed its blood to completely coat what was left of it before flinging the feline's corpse into an alley.
"Now, I ask you," said the Muslim man, "which of these two candy bars would you rather shove up your ass?"

>>935915472 (OP)
when popsicle go mushy

If grocery prices are down, I'm down

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>>935915472 (OP)
cringe

>>935915472 (OP)
Funny that Trump looks pretty similar to that