I don't want to be lonely, but there's just no other way. Most people are retarded assholes. I'd be friends with other weirdos like me, but I can't find them out in the world.

>>935917133 (OP)
Harsh reality is harsh.

>>935917133 (OP)

then you must not be trying very hard...

because weird attracts weird

because extreme attracts extreme

And you really don't have to go looking very hard, because the universe has a tendency to cross paths with certain individuals

My guess?
You're not quite as self-assertive as you may think

I'm guessing there were lots of weird people, but you didn't realize it, because at first, I'm the exterior, they seemed normal

I might be wrong, but I'm going to take a shot in the dark:

YOU NEED TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE

>>935917457
KEK what a retarded asshole.

>>935917582
It's lolvis, what'd you expect kek

>>935917582

nope... I'm not retarded
In actuality, I'm OVERLY EXPERIENCED

Not sure how many decades you've been on the planet, but I'm sure you've been paying attention... Right?

well, I was paying attention to, but I've been on the planet a lot longer than you

I realized I come across as an abrasive asshole

If I wanted to make friends, I could easily speak your lingo and parrot the image board culture fag show... But that would be insincere on my part....

because I am NOT part of your culture

when it comes to curing loneliness with the help of another human being, I'm kind of an expert

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN™

Like I said.. I've been wrong before, and I'm confident that I shall be wrong again in the future.. So I can live with that

But based on 60 years of paying very close attention to the human race, and in particular, human psychology, and interaction between humans....

I can say with a certain amount of confidence...

OP SIMPLY NEEDS TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE

>>935917684

because there are two kinds of people:

those who sit and wait for opportunities to come find them... and....

..................... I really don't need to explain the rest, do I?

>>935917133 (OP)
you're not special

we're all familiar with the axiom "The squeaky wheel gets the grease"....

very often in life, you're not going to get a goddamn thing unless you ASSERT YOURSELF

>>935917957
Thank you for being honest.

And honestly, unless they slick their hair back with feces, it's usually hard to tell how weird somebody is just by looking at them.

You've got to get to know them a little bit
they're not going to introduce themselves by telling you their creepy idiosyncrasies

In that, they probably won't introduce themselves at all....

because as a society, now more than ever, humans seem to avoid simple introductions and something as normal as "hello. how are you doing today?" has become a relic of the past....

So obviously, it's going to be YOU Who needs to be the assertive one, inject yourself for a second. introduce yourself

be friendly.. be personable. It's not weird to be normal. normal people aren't afraid to assert themselves...

Like at a grocery store, "I've seen that product and wondered if it's any good. You're buying it, so I assume it must be really good."

see what I'm saying?

If you start asserting yourself more, you'll exponentially increase your opportunities in an order of magnitude....

or, you could do what everybody else does these days... avert your eyes away from them, don't say anything. Don't even look at them. Just keep walking

THATS weird

and not the cool kind of weird

This might be slightly off topic, but maybe not completely off topic:

THE MAGICAL POWER OF "HELLO"
A few years ago my wife and I were walking to the park, and two young men, probably about 21 years old.. they were walking towards us from the opposite direction on the sidewalk

And as all four of us passed each other on the sidewalk, I said, "hey. how you doin' today?"

and they both FROZE IN PLACE!!!!!

Like deers caught in the headlights, both of them FROZE IN FEAR!!!!!

they looked at each other, like they were hoping the other one could tell them "what to do now? "

pay attention..................
THEY COULDN'T HANDLE A SIMPLE "HELLO"

they had no idea what to do at that point.. they were like lost children, terrified...

THEY COULD NOT HANDLE SOMEBODY SAYING "HELLO"
...................... part of your generations weird creepy thing that you guys are doing.. It's really fucking weird

And again.. NOT THE COOL KIND OF WEIRD

In fact, my wife and I busted out laughing directly in their face. they were pathetic, quite honestly

THE MAGICAL POWER OF HELLO:
try this experiment-
start saying hello to people.. say hello to complete strangers.

"how are you on this beautiful day, sir?"

what about a big fat black woman and her seven obnoxious nigglet children:
"hello sweetheart! looks like you got your hands full, huh?"

I even wave to cars as they pass by, even though I don't even know the people driving.

And they always wave back

for that one brief millisecond, we had an agreement. we acknowledged each other, and it's a mutual respect demonstratio

a demonstration of friendly neighborhood Mayberry RFD good old-fashioned Americana

something happens when you start greeting people, holding doors open for them, acknowledging them, even though they are complete strangers, and you'll never see them again.

THE UNIVERSE STARTS TREATING YOU BETTER

This is the part I want you to pay attention to:
THE UNIVERSE WILL START TREATING YOU BETTER

the results are instantaneous

I think it's important I need to clarify:

8 times out of 10, I'm saying hello to people I DON'T LIKE

understand?.......

I don't like people in general. I'm an animal person. People can eat my shit.
So maybe it's even NINE times out of ten

I'm being friendly and saying hello to NIGGERS AND WHITE TRASH TRUMP SUPPORTERS AND SCUMBAGS AND SNOOTY HOOTIE ASSHOLES AND FAGGOTS AND OLD MISERABLE PEOPLE

That's exactly why I do it
because for that one minute, I'm showing them respect

That's exactly why I mentioned a big fat nigger woman and her seven obnoxious nigger children

And if you'll notice, instead of saying "You disgusting fat lazy welfare nigger EBT piece of shit".... I'll say " sweetheart"

understand?
because it's about ACKNOWLEDGING THEM......

for that one brief moment, not even an entire sentence, just a couple words... I'm showing them respect

TRUST ME.....

THE UNIVERSE WILL START TREATING YOU BETTER....

you'll see... I guarantee you'll see. things start looking up for you. opportunities start popping up. You might even end up making an amazing new friend

YOUR GENERATION STOPPED ASSERTING THEMSELVES

AND YOUR GENERATION STOPPED HAVING SEX

You should try the experiment for a week
Dead serious.. an entire week
smile and give a nice friendly greeting to everybody who crosses your path

anybody within earshot
Even complete strangers driving by in their cars...

Wave at them like you know them...

be friendly to people, like you already know them...

And I promise things will start looking a lot more optimistic in your life

there are really two kinds of people

those who still wait for opportunities to come find them

and those who are already busy CREATING THOSE OPPORTUNITIES

And believe it or not.. whether it's a business opportunity, a new friend, or maybe even a romantic opportunity
....

IT'S GOING TO START WITH THE WORD "HELLO"

A lot of people think I'm bragging when I talk about how many women I've taken to bed in my life...

But it's not really bragging if it's actually true.

If Jimi Hendrix said he played guitar pretty damn good, he's not bragging...

well guess what?
I'M REALLY REALLY GOOD AT ASSERTING MYSELF

how the fuck did you think I got all that pussy?

did you think I sat there in a chair waiting for girls to come looking for me? lol haha I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ASSERT MYSELF
And that's exactly how I ended up taking almost 800 women to bed

I'm the guy who DID say something
I'm the guy who didn't tell myself it wasn't worth trying because she's not going to like me

instead, I didn't care if they liked me or not
I ASSERTED MYSELF...
If you don't assert yourself, SOMEBODY LIKE ME WILL

If you don't assert yourself, somebody like me is going to steal your opportunities from you.

someone like me is going to fuck that girl you like

because I WILL NOT BE SHY
You can absolutely guarantee I'm going to insert myself right into the mix. Head first, full throttle

I'm going to assert myself
And so should you

And one last thing I just realized you would probably benefit from hearing:

Have you ever heard anybody tell you "It's the prettiest women that never get hit on" ?

I've heard that my whole life, ever since I was a teenager, I was told the prettiest women will never get flirted with, because men assume they're already taken. Men assume they don't stand a chance

well guess what? It's actually quite true
generally speaking, at least. of course every rule has exceptions

But you'd be AMAZED how many times I've heard it from women

(I'm the guy that walks in the bar and instantly targets THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN In the entire goddamn building)

And I'm ugly....

But you'd be amazed how many ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GORGEOUS WOMEN had fucked me, and afterwards they laughed and said "I'm glad you introduced yourself. I was beginning to think nobody was interested in me"

I'm not joking....
The best looking women get hit on the least

So stop setting your sites for the bottom of the barrel. A lot of you guys have grown to accept the idea of fucking a big fat ugly woman because she's more likely to have sex with you

thinking setting your sites on somewhat undesirable women increase your odds of success.

stop that shit

always go for the most beautiful woman
in the entire building

ALSO: regarding male friends?
All of my best friends and I hated each other when we first met

That's a good sign.. trust me ... Don't be surprised to find you actually love that motherfucker that you thought you hated so much

You have a much better chance of success that way

CONFESSIONAL:

I kind of put my foot into my mouth there a minute ago

I said I assert myself. I said "I didn't sit there in a chair waiting for them to come looking for me"

which holds true for the average person

But after I said it, I realized:
actually, I sat in a chair in a strip club DJ booth for almost 10 years, and they would come walking up into my booth and suck my dick and I never had to ask them a goddamn thing

So... maybe that part should have been more artfully worded?