>be me
>35 /fit/izen
>travel to my mom's house in nearby county to take care of her dog while she goes away
>Download hookup app
>See this girl (petite, submissive, into the same stuff I am)
>She reaches out to me and expresses interest
>I push to meet at a bar tonight
>she agrees
>We hang out. Genuinely actually like this girl.
>Hard to explain. Feel instant connection to her.
>She invites me back to her place
>Bang her 3 times that night
>Collapse into each other's arms
>Not a typical hookup, Really passionate sex for some reason
>"YES ANON GO AS HARD AS YOU WANT"
>Like we've known each other forever
>Fall asleep holding her very close
>nextMorning.cockadoodledoo
>Joking that she can look me up on social media
>She in turn jokes that I can look her up on social media
>"Lol I don't even really know your last name"
>"Oh hahah it's xxxxxxxxxx"
>"Oh, that's my mom's maiden name, haha"
>eyesWiden.mpeg
>She starts nervously laughing "Oh we spell it really uniquely though. It's spelled xxxxxxxxxx"
>AudibleSilence.wav
>"Uh...that's how my mom spells it"
>She gets visibly nervous
>Well, we're from out of state. We're originally from XYZ."
>My family is also from XYZ
>don't say anything
>Just staring at her
>She's staring at me
>We both realize we're related
>I kiss her very deeply
>She starts getting really affectionate
>Grabs my dick
>I'm rock hard
>We have crazy sex again that morning for another 40 minutes
>exhausted
>We laugh
>Tells me she wants to meet again and it doesn't change anything because we must be "distantly related"
>Look it up on 23AndMe. We're definitely distantly related.
>Got a text from her tonight. She wants to hang out again.

>POAST PIX
No, I've been using these boards for decades. You'll just dox us and ruin this for me so you can jerk off in mommy's basement wishing you were me. Go out and bang your own hot cousin and make something of your life like I did.

>>935918527 (OP)

Have a good one, cousins are no big deal here in brazil, but we usually say it's training wheels haha