Have you ever told your girlfriend or wife that you liked loli or other "minor" stuff. How well did that go?

I am a registered sex offender.

No, but I'm 99% sure she knows.

>>935927418
How do you know she knows? Does she drop hints or something?

my ex was into it and forced me to masturbate to it with him. now i'm retarded as well.

i prefer oppai loli as opposed to super young tho

my girl is into it and more.. I don't tell her I'm cool with it bc I don't want her to go too far

>>935927445
No, but we've been together for 9 years and I've let my guard down at some points.
For the most part I've been able to hide it, but haven't always been careful enough. Left my phone in the bathroom once with the screen on, that sort of thing.

I was almost caught in a pretty dramatic way once. I greent texted the storynof how I fooled her at the last second with a genius move, which I don't even know how I came up with at the last fraction of a second.
Let me find that green text...

Found it:

>Be me
>Way, way, WAY into lolis
>Due to allergies, have trouble sleeping when it's pollen season
>Ate too many peaches and cream one day, so I got diarrhea
>My wife, always helpful, asks my mom what remedy could be good
>My mom gives her some leaves of lemon balm (melissa officinalis), because she's into herbal medicine
>My wife makes them into a tea, which I drink because I know better than to argue (if I refused, I'd be arguing with my wife AND my mom at the same time. I know what battles I just won't win)
>Tastes like shit. Like absolute shit. Bitter and terrible
>To their credit, my diarrhea goes away in about a day. Could be the herb, could be coincidence
>Next day, early in the morning, I'm checking lolis on-line while making breakfast. Foolisgly I leave this picture open, in full view, in the laptop which is on the table. My wife always gets up at least an hour after I do, so it should be fine
>While checking something related to breakfast, away from the laptop, my wife gets up and starts walking down the stairs
>I don't have time to run to the laptop and close it!
>If I did, though, that woukld be worse. It would look very, VERY suspicious
>I choose to distract her, so she looks at something else instead of the screen

>>935928564
>In a louder-than-normal voice:
>"Honey! Up so early?! Ha ha! GUESS WHAT?! I slept very well! Did you sleep well? You know what? I slept well because I had no allergies last night!"
>At this point I'm pretending that I slept so well that I'm ecstatic. I hug her, pretending that it's because I'm overwhelmed by joy. In reality, I hug her so I can physically direct her away from the screen
>I continue, always in a loud voice:
>"And you know what must have been? The herb! It-it was probably that, ri-right? Because I don't think it's coincidence, right? I-I mean, I took it, and then I didn't have allergies!"
>I said all that because I couldn't think of anything else
>Since she always wants to be helpful, and loves it when her efforts work, she's incredibly happy about hearing this
>I continue to bullshit for a while
>Fortunately, she always goes to the bathroom first thing in the morning. She goes there, smiling because she thinks she was a great nurse, and while she's there I close the picture. Open a new tab with medical info about melissa officinalis
>When she's back, I pretend that I'm reading about the herb
>"See, honey? Says here that it's good for allergies!"
>I'm lucky, some people do think it's good for that. So the info I'm showing her matches the lie I made up to distract her
>She's so happy, she decides it's gonna be a daily treatment
>I've been drinking that gross, bitter, revolting herb daily since then. She makes a jar of it! A jar, and keeps it in the fridge! Been drinking it for over a week! I hate it!
>But at least she didn't see the loli...

I told my exbf about being into loli and shota (2-10), and he took it fairly well. The conversation was rough, but afterwards he surprisingly made some jokes about it and was pretty relaxed overall. Plus, when we broke up he didn't tell other people, lucky for me. The guy I'm currently seeing is also a lolicon, so it's pretty great. Not having the weight of hiding it on my shoulders is such a relief.

>>935928177
That's really nice how accepting you were about it.
>>935928221
You should let her go further, cmon, aren't you at least curious what would happen
>>935928586
That was a really good save. Good thing she has a good heart, because other women would become "weirded out" that a guy is acting ecstatic all of a sudden, probably would get suspicious.
>>935928696
You a girl into lolis? How did that start?

>>935928990
>You a girl into lolis?
Yeah, I have been since I was 14. If I had to guess how it started, probably getting into hentai porn and mimicking sex with my girl cousin as kids locked my interest around that time. But I only really noticed it around 14-15. I was more of a shotacon first, but now I'm pretty 50/50. Also, I'm not that much into women, just loli.

Bump bumps

>>935927346 (OP)
A friend of mine did that. She told him he was a child molester and took their son. I’d say keep that shit to yourself.

Watched Kobayashi's Dragon Maid with my gf. Would give dog whistles like "kannas ass is so fat what the fuhhhhhk" and she would laugh it off until I say more off the chain shit until eventually she would thirst over kanna herself.

Tried to explain it to her. But the big words made it hard for her to understand! :-)

>>935931288
kek

>>935931288
Pesophilia isnt really a big word though.

>>935927346 (OP)
No need, she's 149cm and 46kg @26yo.