>>935933927I'm 60 years old, sir .....
I'm happily married
my kids are grown and successful
I lived an EXTREMELY full life
I was an art director at Warner Bros Records, I have befriended dozens and dozens of famous celebrities and rock stars, I've been in countless fistfights, literally fucked several hundreds women, and I will die with a huge satisfied smile on my ugly old face....
you?.... let me put it this way:
when I was only 25, I had already fucked over 700 women and teenaged girls
..............BURN YOUR CHAIR
>>935933942that's easily solved ..
you're NOT stupid .... obviously
modify your behavior
and enhance your appearance
you CAN and WILL have several women in your life... but just like anything in life, you'll need to present THE BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF
by the way, in about 30 minutes I'm going to create a thread called "LOLVIS, 9/11, & THE MAFIA"
it's a true story, and none of it would've happened if I had spent my young adulthood sitting in the metaphoric chair
it's the exact type of 'wild unlikely crazy golden memories' that most of you guys will never earn ..
keep your eyes peeled
in about 30