What are your plans for Juneteenth, anon? - /b/ (#935933224) [Archived: 962 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:08:54 PM No.935933224
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:40 PM No.935933248
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:27 PM No.935933300
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My plans are to ask questions to worthless white trash...

asking questions to white people, who make our race look bad...

For example
>>935933224 (OP)
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET A JOB, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:14:02 PM No.935933368
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>>935933224 (OP)

because at least niggers have an EXCUSE


WHATS YOUR EXCUSE, YOU LAZY UNEMPLOYED LONELY MASTURBATING WASTE OF OXYGEN?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:25 PM No.935933437
>>935933224 (OP)

right now, as you sit in your EFFEMINATE LITTLE SISSYBOY chair

in front of your LONELY little computer...

at 9:15 AM EST
MILLIONS OF NIGGERS ARE AT THEIR JOBS

SUPPORTING THEMSELVES

NOT MAKING EXCUSES........

I'd imagine you haven't been in many fistfights sitting in your cowardly little FAGGOT CHAIR
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:38 PM No.935933442
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Goon!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:55 PM No.935933505
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>>935933224 (OP)

I'd also imagine there aren't many women coming over to your Mommy's house, beating a pathway to your Mommy's spare bedroom, determined to sexually assault you while you sit in your STUPID FUCKING CHAIR
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:21:32 PM No.935933551
>>935933437
>Niggers at their jobs
You must be jokingโ€ฆ they commit crimes and collect welfare, itโ€™s not a 9-to-5.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:22:24 PM No.935933580
>>935933442
of course........

you're terrified of women
literally TERRIFIED
that's why you never ever, EVER try

but you're totally comfortable discussing your masturbation with OTHER MEN

so of course a sniveling coward is going to spend every day alone, masturbating like an ugly morbidly obese 13 year old boy
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:24:19 PM No.935933628
>>935933580
Hey lolvis I was just thinking about you earlier, I've got a question: what's the deal with your hate for gaming chairs? I am genuinely curious
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:14 PM No.935933654
>>935933551

hahahaha!!!!

imagine if you finally turned off that stupid fucking computer and went out there into the real world..

instead of being a meme parrot, a parody of an awkward misfit masturbating image board closet homosexual loser with the ladies....

You might actually GAIN REAL KNOWLEDGE

............... everything you think you know is complete fucking bullshit

AGAIN: TENS OF MILLIONS OF NIGGERS ARE AT THEIR JOBS, SUPPORTING THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW

........ meanwhile, your mother can change her Wi-Fi password, and you'd become suicidal
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:14 PM No.935933655
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>>935933580
Gooning is life
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:27:04 PM No.935933712
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>>935933655
Gooooooooon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:32:24 PM No.935933863
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>>935933628

serious answer:

lol @ chairs.... I don't hate chairs

I simply developed the GAMING CHAIR metaphor as an umbrella statement

a symbolism, which represents THE MINDSET of today's young men

instead of getting girls, partying, making lifelong buddies, taking risks, seizing opportunities, CREATING opportunities, and building life's gden memories, they sit in that STUPID FUCKING CHAIR

playing videogames, masturbating, watching anime, surfing imageboards, etc etc etc

the CHAIR is a metaphor for YOUR YOUTH WASTED

and none of those opportunities will return

....... that's all
it could be a computer chair
it could be an office chair
it could even be an upside down plastic bucket

BUT ITS YOUR WORST ENEMY

it's EXACTLY why they don't get laid
it's exactly why they have no wild unlikely crazy true stories to tell

because.... they were too busy NOT EXPERIENCING THEIR YOUTH
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:33:36 PM No.935933890
>>935933655

for FAT UGLY STUPID BROKE UNEMPLOYED CLOSET HOMOSEXUALS...

not by choice

it was WOMENs decision
not yours
yes it is
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:34:38 PM No.935933911
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>>935933628

instead of a girlfriend....
theyve got that CHAIR
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:10 PM No.935933927
>>935933863
>surfing imageboards

bit hypocritical dont you think... you are aware you are just spamming walls of text replies to randoms on an imageboard... picking fights with random people...
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:35:51 PM No.935933942
>>935933911
i can't get a girlfriend dude i don't know why this is a point you always harp on, they don't fucking like me
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:21 PM No.935933960
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>>935933628

and with every DAY they continue sitting in that stupid fucking chair

it becomes AN ENTIRE WEEK less likely that they'll ever find a girl...

seriously
it's exponential
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:36:53 PM No.935933974
this devolved into a schizoid thread so fucking fast
I just wanted to know some cool ideas for things to do on Juneteenth...
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:01 PM No.935933995
>>935933974
Always goon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:38:43 PM No.935934009
>>935933974
Unlucky. You just never know when the little pin dick LOLvis will come out from his cave and stir up his lame bullshit.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:45:03 PM No.935934167
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>>935933927
I'm 60 years old, sir .....
I'm happily married
my kids are grown and successful

I lived an EXTREMELY full life
I was an art director at Warner Bros Records, I have befriended dozens and dozens of famous celebrities and rock stars, I've been in countless fistfights, literally fucked several hundreds women, and I will die with a huge satisfied smile on my ugly old face....

you?.... let me put it this way:
when I was only 25, I had already fucked over 700 women and teenaged girls

..............BURN YOUR CHAIR

>>935933942
that's easily solved ..
you're NOT stupid .... obviously
modify your behavior
and enhance your appearance

you CAN and WILL have several women in your life... but just like anything in life, you'll need to present THE BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF

by the way, in about 30 minutes I'm going to create a thread called "LOLVIS, 9/11, & THE MAFIA"

it's a true story, and none of it would've happened if I had spent my young adulthood sitting in the metaphoric chair

it's the exact type of 'wild unlikely crazy golden memories' that most of you guys will never earn ..

keep your eyes peeled
in about 30
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:46:02 PM No.935934188
>>935933300
>our race
you are a jew. you will never be white.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:48:29 PM No.935934251
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>>935934009

pindick? lol every woman I fuck remarks on how thick my dick is

hahaha

pindick... says the masturbating cowardly virgin

(yes COWARD because you never even try. You're scared as shit)

..... to the man who has stretched out HUNDREDS of women's assholes and snatches

(this is me fucking my wife in the ass)

l you couldn't have possible stuck your foot any deeper into your mouth, huh?

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEOGAME, LITTLE GIRL
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:23 PM No.935934317
>>935934188

MCDONALDS IS HIRING

YOU UNEMPLOYED BROKE WORTHLESS (literally have zero worth) OPPORTUNISTIC LAZY PARASITE

you are NOT Mommy's responsibility anymore NIGGER

GET A JOB, YOU SACK OF SHIT
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:51:49 PM No.935934333
>>935934317
>angry jewish noises
shut the fuck up kike, don't you have baby penis to eat?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:57:28 PM No.935934467
>>935934333

lol @ you being SO NEW HERE that you don't realize I'm GERMAN-IRISH

hahahahah
unemployed AND stupid as a turd

no wonder women avoid you

(hint: now you're finally starting to figure out how I ended up fucking almost 800 women... YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF... You are white, but you're lazier than any nigger on this planet. You are weak and soft and sedentary and inexperienced and BROKE)

put quite simply, you're lower than any nigger I've ever seen in my life, you worthless lazy excuse making sack of shit

And your mother IS going to kick your ass out on the street where you belong

lol you'll never make it in the real world

You're not man enough, PENCIL DICK
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:02 PM No.935934476
>>935934467
you're a hooked nosed kike that can't shut up for 2 minutes. shut the fuck up kike.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:58:55 PM No.935934499
>>935934333

Q: how does it feel to suddenly realize countless women have called my cock a COKE CAN?

................ what video game are you playing this week instead of having a girlfriend?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:59:41 PM No.935934517
>>935934499
>kike talks about his dick because he's literally incapable of talking about anything else
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:35 PM No.935934569
>>935934476
lol @ you being THE ONLY ONE in here who didn't realize I'm German Irish

.... But since you have nothing

............ quite literally NOTHING

........... internet memes are always a convenient resource for you... incapable of contributing anything real, you simply mimic and parrot the trendy imageboard memes

..................... "Jews"
..................... "Niggers"

absolutely no real life experience
other than sitting in mommy's spare bedroom

pretending that you're not the biggest failure in your entire family's lineage

FAILURE TO LAUNCH
You are incapable of launching
You are still a larva
A little boy
in Mommy's spare bedroom

pretending...
playing 'grown up' online while she's at work

GET A JOB, YOU BROKE MASTURBATING IRRELEVANCE
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:35 PM No.935934587
>>935934569
>more angry kike noises
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:02:55 PM No.935934598
>>935934517

...... hahaha

You are TERRIBLE at this......
seriously, if this was a boxing match, you tripped and fell trying to climb over the ropes

You knock yourself out falling on your face before you ever got in the ring

YOU CAN'T FIGHT
YOU CAN'T FUCK
AND YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF

YOU ARE LESS THAN HALF A MAN

In fact, according to your mother
YOU ARE LESS THAN HALF A CHILD
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:03:58 PM No.935934613
>>935934587

My beautiful genius wife has a terminology she uses to describe little boys like you:

FAILURE TO LAUNCH

a DUD
...... the lemon that rolls out on the factory assembly line and gets tossed into a garbage can

THE DYSFUNCTIONAL LITTLE BOY
Who has never seen a vagina in real life

You have every reason to be jealous of me
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:04:28 PM No.935934620
>>935934598
I don't envy you having to smell 20 other kikes stinking asses as you're crammed in your tunnel waiting out the attacks, maybe stop being jewish and you wouldn't have to be cooped up like a rat waiting to die.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:05:35 PM No.935934649
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>>935933942

keep your eyes peeled for that upcoming thread. I'm going to go look for log fag, because I want him to read the thread also

I'll see you there... probably about 20 minutes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:04 PM No.935934688
>>935933942

and I'd be more than happy to give you a few critical pointers, regarding making yourself desirable to hot cool women

but right now, I'm preparing for "LOLVIS, 9/11, & THE MAFIA"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:31 PM No.935934723
Goon!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:09:17 PM No.935934743
>>935934620

lol @ the EMBARRASSING stupid faces you make while you masturbate

and your mother hears the floor squeaking late at night

the BADASS TOUGH GUY
hahahahahahahaha!!!

adios, little girl
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:20 PM No.935934959
Activity!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:03 PM No.935935028
>>935933224 (OP)
Im gonna riot in memory of pink floyd
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:21:28 PM No.935935064
>>935934743
Youre a faggot lolvis, kill yourself.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:23:35 PM No.935935116
>>935935028
I think Floyd Mayweather would like that
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:16:15 PM No.935936552
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haha, schizo LOLvis is back
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:54:03 PM No.935937594
>>935936552
Yeah, thatโ€™s reeaal good. Kill yourself soon.