>>935940185 (OP)
The diagnostic criteria were established by John Harvey Kellogg in 1888 and consist of the following:
You think it's an excuse while intentionally ignoring this thing known as a "self-fulfilling prophecy".
You talk about things that nobody cares about.
Wearing other things that nobody wears, especially things that nobody else would be caught dead wearing.
The refusal to accept constructive criticism or responsibility for your actions.
Your friends are either way out of your age group, imaginary or are woodland creatures, none of which are good things.
Missing social cues when you act like a fuck-up in public.
Asking extremely obvious questions you already know the answer to.
Telling various sob stories about being misunderstood/discriminated against.
Ending said sob story on the note that you wouldn't want to be rid of your 'condition' anyway since you are actually smarter than everyone else and probably the next step in evolution, (like an xmans!!)
Hand flapping.
Shit and piss everywhere.
Tourette's Syndrome
You watch and enjoy programing that you are far too old for - such as My Little Pony, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Thomas the Tank Engine and Battle for Dream Island.
Walking around in circles or moving parts of your body like you are on drugs.
Mumbling to yourself in class like a retard.
Ruining the internet
Talking with a robotic accent - see Lulzcast
Not getting the hint in social situations.
Nerd rage over the most trivial bullshit.
Constantly stammering and stumbling over your sentences.
Being a Furry.
Being a Weeaboo.
Having multiple LiveJournals for the different "aspects of your personality", one of which is naturally filled with slash.
Thinking that everyone else is the one with the problem.
Thinking Lawyers can save their asses against the internets and Lulz
Having an unnatural obsession with elevators.
