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Anonymous No.935945601 [Report] >>935946425 >>935946480 >>935948477 >>935948585 >>935950607 >>935955204 >>935956185 >>935956797 >>935959588
Caption competition
Anonymous No.935946425 [Report]
>>935945601 (OP)
Im going to go with a scene from a Star Wars movie where the evil empire is about to invade, the protagonists are all getting ready for the inevitable, when suddenly R2-D2 comes out of his bag and blows up the Death Star

My other choice would be the infamous
Anonymous No.935946480 [Report]
>>935945601 (OP)
"Mummy, What is all that screaming and moaning I hear from your room every time you and your bodyguard are in there?"
Anonymous No.935946495 [Report]
test
Anonymous No.935947683 [Report] >>935947902 >>935956185
Anonymous No.935947902 [Report] >>935947978
>>935947683
Perfection
Anonymous No.935947978 [Report]
>>935947902
god yes built for a good fucking
Anonymous No.935948423 [Report] >>935948651 >>935956185
Anonymous No.935948477 [Report] >>935948590 >>935948664
>>935945601 (OP)
"Mummy I can smell your cunt from here"
Anonymous No.935948585 [Report]
>>935945601 (OP)
>"We don't say that!"
>"But... Look at him. He's tweaking out in public."
>"Yeah, but we don't say that!"
Anonymous No.935948590 [Report]
>>935948477
"Stop being so disrespectful to your dad!"
Anonymous No.935948651 [Report] >>935948681
>>935948423
This can't be real
Anonymous No.935948664 [Report]
>>935948477
>"Mummy I can smell that paki from here"
fixd
Anonymous No.935948681 [Report] >>935949211
>>935948651
is as far as I know.
Anonymous No.935949211 [Report] >>935949317
>>935948681
Holy shit.
Anonymous No.935949317 [Report] >>935949415
>>935949211
been better is shed been commando though
Anonymous No.935949415 [Report] >>935949435 >>935949505
>>935949317
Shed far too hot for him
Anonymous No.935949435 [Report]
>>935949415
She's*
Anonymous No.935949505 [Report] >>935953486
>>935949415
I do honestly hope some body guard is railing her in secret
Anonymous No.935950607 [Report]
>>935945601 (OP)
Please, sir, I want some more
Anonymous No.935953486 [Report] >>935955128
>>935949505
>*she looks up from her coffee and notices him
Anonymous No.935955128 [Report]
>>935953486
I've got a nice one, what's yours, if you have one?


How about this one then:
In the olden days, if a farmer wanted to get rid of a cockroach from his kitchen, he would just drop a grain of oats into a deep hole
Anonymous No.935955204 [Report]
>>935945601 (OP)
"grandad done fingered me pooper"
Anonymous No.935956185 [Report]
>>935945601 (OP)
>>935947683
>>935948423
in the past if you did stuff with or if they suspect you of doing anything with the queen they would take your eyes
Anonymous No.935956797 [Report]
>>935945601 (OP)
>I didn't care for the Godfather
Anonymous No.935959588 [Report]
>>935945601 (OP)
Remember you position and responsibility, carry yourself with dignity, it is your duty. AND don't be like that little cunt Megan!
Anonymous No.935960879 [Report]
What if they find out we are really poor?