Thread 935946026

what shiity movie should I illegally download tonight?

>>935946026 (OP)
If you haven't seen that movie "GET A FUCKING JOB, YOU BUM!!" then you really owe it to yourself to check it out.

You can download it by going to McDonald's and filling out an application

Mars attacks!

>>935946026 (OP)

I'm not very good at recommending shitty movies....

however, I'm awesome at recommending excellent movies

You owe it to yourself to watch
PAPER MOON

>>935946251
nah, doesn't sound like anything I'd be interested in but thanks for the recommendaion

>>935946254
seen it, stupid fucking dogshit movie

>>935946325
forgot the frogpic

PAPER MOON stars father and daughter team Ryan and Tatum O'Neill

Ted O'Neill was a real fucking firecracker!!
Even at a VERY young age, she was trouble!

Smart as hell, manipulative, loved to party, and way too young to understand what she already understood

she and her father had a tumultuous relationship in real life

And it's on full display in this movie

It's literally one of the best movies ever made... And I'm not exaggerating

>>935946272
isn't that from like the middle ages? I said shitty movie not stupid fucking boring ancient movie

>>935946325
agreed. Mars attacks is absolute garbage

That's exactly why I'm recommending paper moon

>>935946364
oh right, you're a pedo, got it

>>935946026 (OP)
I don't watch shitty movies, so here's 2 of my favorites.

As above so below
Cabin in the woods

>>935946251
I have a great job, and make good money. I still pirate. I don't seed either. Yes I do go door to door telling people how much of a pice of shit I am. And I love every second of it.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>935946373

stop behaving like an uneducated idiot

try and show a little bit of class and brilliance

The movies filmed in black and white intentionally, like an Ansel Adams photograph

because the story is set back in the 1940s

He's a con man, who travels from city to city looking up obituaries, then scamming the dead people's families into buying overpriced bullshit Bibles

He ends up with a little girl tagging along, a daughter he didn't know about

and she is HILARIOUS
because shes TOUGH AS NAILS
And she starts bossing him around
manipulating him
twisting him inside out

It's one of the best movies ever made

And if you're looking for good movies
THEY STOPPED MAKING GOOD MOVIES 35 YEARS AGO, DUMBASS

>>935946397

AGAIN: Why don't you watch another stupid sissy boy superhero movie?

or how about some transforming robots?

how about some CGI to distract from the fact that they don't even have a story?

THEY STOPPED MAKING GOOD MOVIES A LONG TIME AGO

If you're going to close yourself off, simply because it was a little bit 'before your time', you'll never gain any culture or understanding of what's quality

I bet you're one of those idiots that doesn't like the Beatles, because that was before you were born?

lol

no wonder you don't get any pussy

You've literally got no class

>>935946435
>mfw you don't seed

>>935946435
seen Cabin in the woods enough times, I'll give that other movie a try, if it sucks then I'll come round your house and beat the living shit out of you with a shovel

>>935946477
>LOLvis goes into a schizo pedo meltdown
take your meds you schizo fuckup

The twilight zone bro, it really suck you in in the first episode

>>935946435
>I go door to door

That's exactly what Ryan O'Neal does in PAPER MOON

except he's a scumbag hustler, a scam artist who rips off elderly people

And when he suddenly finds himself with a 9-year-old unknown daughter out of the blue, he figures she's going to be a bit of a hindrance to his hustle

HE HAS NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF A HINDRANCE SHE'S GOING TO BE

It's one of the best movies you'll ever watch

And if you prevent yourself from growing, based on a ridiculous prerequisite that it has to contain CGI or superheroes.. then you'll never have any real taste

>>935946569
tl;dr, schizo pedo

>>935946026 (OP)
>what shiity movie
>>935946567
>episode

today I learned LOLvis downloads movies about 9 year old girls then has a big schizowank to them

>>935946560

lol AGAIN: It's not my fault that you don't get any pussy and You've got shitty taste in music and movies and art

ART...........

That's what Paper Moon is....
It's from back when making movies was an ART

..... Not a formula based on the sales of previous superhero movies

there are no men wearing tight underwear and capes grappling each other

there are no explosions

there are no mutant Ninja turtles

IT'S JUST ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE

and quite honestly? I don't think your intelligent enough to grasp it

You seem like the type of person who wouldn't even understand the movie

by the way
YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO BE ALONE

YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP WAKING UP ALONE EVERY MORNING

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONTINUE LIVING A LIFE WHERE NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGES YOUR EXISTENCE

It's actually quite easy for you to find a life companion

a boyfriend.....

>>935946666
confirmed by quads

>>935946596

You're just jealous because young girls have always wanted to fuck me

You're jealous because a 16-year-old girl married me

You're jealous because no woman realizes you exist

You're a fucking punk
In the eyes of women
You are an insignificant little child

any questions, lonely little boy?

>>935946669
no one reads your wall of text schizopedo posts, just scrolled right on past that one

>>935946666

>downloads

hahahaha!!!
I don't have to download and pirate bullshit

I'M NOT A BROKE BITTORRENT FAGGOT LIKE YOU

And anybody who thinks PAPER MOON deals with pedophilia is obviously a stupid fucking idiot

again:
You could easily have a boyfriend

as soon as you move out of your mother's spare bedroom, you can come out of the closet

>>935946744
tldr, schizopedo

Somebody delete this jeet thread

>>935946435
>As above so below and Cabin in the woods
>not shitty movies
fantastic bait!

>>935946711

You've quite literally got no class

I'd imagine you must come from a white trash family, because you don't have any class, dude... You honestly don't

You simply 'exist

You don't have a life companion, so you're basically just a walking feces factory

closet homosexual
You're obviously a closet homosexual

OBVIOUSLY

https://youtu.be/BzHwm2QDPfI?si=zTcTiwl0OHPDVSZV

>>935946808
tldr, schizopedo

cabin in the woods was bullshit. Garbage

>>935946787
hello sir! how do you cope with being a benchod?

>>935946526
>mfw you're a turbonegro gaynigger

I've seen paper moon, it's fucking execrably boring and it's in black and white like some dogshit movie from 1920. stopped watching after 10 minutes, boring as all fuck.

>>935946823
nobody cares what an unemployed masturbating gaming chair closet homosexual reads or doesn't read

That's not our problem, lonely homo

>>935946026 (OP)
"Rules of Attraction"

>>935946834
Not your business

>>935946026 (OP)
>matrix 3

>>935946026 (OP)
The Princess Diaries

>>935946823

by the way ....

One more thing I've noticed:

YOU ARE NOT PARTICULARLY INTELLIGENT

You're not a mouth breathing moron

But you're definitely not one of the more intelligent people...

It would be hilarious to look at your list of favorite movies
hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

You can't even name your favorite sculptor

You've got no culture or dignity or class

You're basically white trash
inexperienced
scared
sheltered
pompous
overcompensating
low class white trash

with a mediocre IQ at best

It turns out owning a computer doesn't make you smart all the sudden

>>935946918
>stopped watching after 10 minutes

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

LOL

NO WONDER YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT

YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

I guess you decided to be gay because after touching a girl's elbow, you decided to just quit. It wasn't exciting enough for you?

LOL

YOU ARE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY YOUR GENERATION HAS NEVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING

no wonder girls won't fuck you, sissy boy

You're a prefabricated parody of yourself

You're a fucking faggot
You don't get any pussy
sorry
Don't even pretend
Don't lie to me
You never get any pussy

YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL

You've got no taste
Go watch another superhero movie
homosexual weirdo

>>935946918

>It's filmed in black and white like some dog shit movie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

again: The reason you don't have any taste is because you're too stupid to open yourself to culture

If it isn't an anime cartoon or a video game, it's not good enough for you?

DUDE. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ANY PUSSY IN LIFE, OBVIOUSLY

obviously women simply don't like you

So just go ahead and admit youre gay
you'll be much happier if you just admit it

>>935947163
You sound like morbidly obese ancientfag

7 year itch.

>>935947163
tldr
schizo
pedo

>>935946918

You are another one of the plasticine artificial men... The younger generation

at first glance, you almost appear to be a young adult male

But you're not

You're just a little child
Mommy's little boopsy baby
with his video game controller

And no woman will give you the time of day

pathetic
at this point, you might as well just start wearing diapers again

because you'll never be a man at this rate

(You and your entire generation are the most effeminate, awkward, inexperienced, and quite literally STUPID AS SHIT closet homosexuals I've ever seen in my entire life)

>>935946435
based noseeder
i only seed or actually buy shit when i want to support the creators or pirate something again in the future

>>935947215

I don't give a fuck what you think about me, you lonely masturbating loser with the ladies

You're quite literally a tapeworm

And when I say tapeworm
I mean
YOU ARE A FUCKING PARASITE

I feel sorry for your mother
You're not her responsibility anymore, parasite

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HER HOUSE, YOU LAZY LONELY MASTURBATING TAPEWORM

>>935947437
literally no one cares about anything you screech, no one even reads your posts

>>935947215

what's funny is how you've never been in a fist fight in your entire goddamn video game sissy boy life....

sure, you're a real badass when it comes to mortal Kombat

downloading cheat codes

But you don't know how to fight
You didn't become a masturbating lonely gaming chair sissy by being a barroom brawler

You're a bitch... You're exactly like a woman...

weak, impotent, and scared
incapable of defending yourself

You can't fuck
You can't fight
And you can't support yourself

WEAK SPINELESS TAPEWORM

>>935947513

SPINELESS SNIVELING COWARDLY LITTLE TAPEWORM

TOO AFRAID TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO A WOMAN

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WOMEN CAN SEE THE SCARED LITTLE CHILD HIDING INSIDE YOUR EYES

It's not like you're suddenly going to "magically transform into a man" one of these days

you'll always be a weak effeminate little child

no matter how old you become
you'll never quite manage
becoming a man

Go play another video game
You lonely masturbating pathetic tapeworm

>>935947523
What do you know about women

>>935947513
WHY ANY 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL COULD BEAT YOUR ASS:

because unlike you, the average 11-year-old girl didn't spend her life sitting in a fucking chair playing video games

You can't fight

You're not man enough to defend yourself
You literally couldn't do anything about it

guaranteed before you die, you're going to be humiliated in front of women many times

because other men can read when a guy like you is a vulnerable weak little sissy

It's obvious when a man is incapable of defending himself

You're an easy target

If you ever find a woman
a guy like me will come up and take her from you

right in front of your stupid fucking face

because you're not man enough to do anything about it

You're not man enough to stand up for yourself

Go play another video game
You effeminate little cream puff

>>935947649
guess if I read that

go on, take a guess

>>935947635

>what do you know about women

everybody knows
WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU

obviously

lol so much text and no one reads it

>>935947662
I couldn't give any less of a shit what you read or what you don't read

I don't care about impotent masturbating tapeworms who still live with their mothers

You don't matter

You're a fucking parasite, nothing more

>>935947662

by the way, how long do you intend on living with your mother like this?

Do you have any plans on supporting yourself?

Do you intend on exploiting your mother forever?

>blah blah blah fucking blah
didn't read any of it

I think he's having a meltdown

>>935946026 (OP)
YOUR TURN, SISKEL AND EBERT:
Tell us your four favorite movies

>>935947789

no. You're lying

You read it, but it started to get kind of touchy

because you still live with your mother
And you don't get any pussy
everything I said was spot on

at this point, you're just trying to change the subject

>>935947790
his life is one permanent meltdown, I think he posts from the public library when he's not sat outside a liquor store shrieking at passers-by

>>935947790

You should mention the meltdown when you fill out a job application at McDonald's

because you don't have any skills or natural talents, so you're going to have to start at the bottom just like any lazy nigger

>>935947828
lol

didn't read that one, try again. try and make me read your schizopedo idiot ramblings. you can't. lol.

>>935947850
>from the public library

how ironic
considering the fact that you live at your mother's house, riding her Wi-Fi, unable to afford the internet bill

basically, you are at the public library

because you're a parasite who's financially exploiting your mother

YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO SUPPORT YOURSELF

HAHAHAHA

YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY
an impotent little boy
charming

>>935947850

boy oh boy
You really put your foot into your mouth that time, didn't you?

You unwittingly pointed a spotlight at your living situation when you mentioned the public library Wi-Fi

because that's exactly what you're doing in your mommy's spare bedroom

YOU CAN'T AFFORD INTERNET SERVICE
BECAUSE YOU DON'T QUALIFY AS A MAN

You are a broke little child
who can't support himself

>blah blah blah
tl;dr

>>935947570
You went from bickering about tit fetishes to this.
I hope things will improve for you my friend.
אני מקווה שתמצאו שלווה בלבכם. ואני מקווה שגם היצורים מלאי השנאה האחרים ימצאו שלווה ואהבה.

>>935947999

You're not my fucking friend, sniveling bitch

Go play another video game
Go paint another Warhammer figurine
Go watch Minecraft the movie again
Go fantasize about being a superhero
Go watch some anime and pretend you're a little Asian girl

FUCK YOURSELF, LONELY BITCH

literally no one cares about anything you do, say or think

>>935948030
But we are friends, you grumpy little fucktoy who knows alot about videogames, figurines, movies and other gay stuff.
Now shut up and kiss me you bait thrower.

>>935946026 (OP)
Tokyo Story

IMPORTANT NOTE TO EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD!!

I just finished grinding my premium coffee beans so I am about to brew some premium quality coffee, it's one of the pros to being a barista so if I do not reply, it's because I am enjoying the fruits of my talent.

Thanks for reading and thanks for your patience

>>935949914
Based brewer. Sip it to the limit, one more time.

>>935950709
Not.

>>935946026 (OP)
The End of Evangelion

>>935946251
>>935946272
kys Andrew

>>935946026 (OP)
Cool World.
If nothing else the blonde bitch is fap fuel.

>>935948122
>literally
like, totally literally and totally like, literally

>>935946526
(Pic related)

>>935946529
Jokes on you. I built up an immunity for shovels. I've been micro dosing on spades for years.

>>935946569
Don't care. Didn't ask

>>935946801
I hope you get raped to sleep by dick wolves.

>>935947313
(Pic related)

>>935952848
>I hope you get raped to sleep by dick wolves
4/10 bait.

>>935954228
It's not bait. It's a genuine wish. I genuinely and wholeheartedly hope a pack of wolf rapists, break into your house, and rape you until you lose consciousness.

I'm not saying this to upset or troll you. I genuinely hope this happens to you specially. Hopeful I helped to clear things up for you.

>>935954643
decent bait, you have quickly improved.
It's not as good as claiming that As Above So Below is a good movie but you a very good comeback might be dawning on your horizon, i am proud of you.

>>935954913
>but you a very good comeback might be dawning on your horizon
What are you drinking? It must be some marvelous stuff

>>935954961
i bought one of those 85% alcohol beers, 2 sips on an empty stomach and i am ready to have a nice nap