>1/3rd stick of butter in skillet or pot
>1-1.5 pd of chicken
>season it a TINY bit before cooking
>salt
>pepper
>whatever random pass vegetable powder or stock you have
>brown that shit
>cut up onions, garlic, toss it in too
>salt it with the trifecta above, again, in the middle of cooking
>crank the fucking heat when it's done, burn it barely I shit you not
>dump in tomato sauce, pasta sauce, or even fucking tomato soup i don't care what you eat cunt
>SEASON IT WITH THE TRIFECTA AGAIN, THIS ALONG WITH LITERALLY BURNING IT SLIGHTLY ACROSS ALL STAGES IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
>let that shit meander to thorough, you might want to leave the chicken to cook alone longer so it's dry and absorbs dems sheits
>cut up tomatoes or dump in diced tomatoes
>if you have pesto use some of the pesto, holy shit pesto is a literal gift from heaven, this is not a drill
>if you are a based all american redpilled gigachad dump a packet of taco seasoning or chilli seasoning
>do not tell anyone about the taco seasoning, my dad is going to be pissed
>crank the nigger heat once more BURN THE FUCKING SAUCE, DO NOT MIX IT UNTIL THE BOTTOM IS SLIGHTLY BURNT
>you have to be an experienced cook to handle the burn strategy smell is incomprehensibly important to burning each stage
cont

>>935969922 (OP)
>ok retard now you have to dump in the beans
>chilli beans, black beans, chickpeas, pinto beans, any combination, 2 of these
>dump that shit in, I know, it's horrifying to see that flavor spread around
>TRIFECTA AGAIN DAMNIT, CURSE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING IN IT
>now you can lurk /b/ or post your own recipes while it cooks
>any burning at this stage should be purely coincidental, adding soul to the recipe
>try not to remember the fucking jews try not to remember the fucking jews try not to remember the fucking jews
>if you screw up this part DO NOT mention them anywhere near the food, you may whince or verbalize angry grunts or moans
>after about 20 minutes this slop is ready to be equally distributed to the household workforce
>add your own extra, whatever the hell you want
>garlic bread, fritos, crackers, CRACKERS, avocado (only add avocado if you are confident in your heterosexuality or are a homosexual)
>cheese if there isn't enough flavor
if you don't singe the fuck out of each stage i will put a railroad spike into your forehead with my bare hands. this is a threat.

>>935969922 (OP)
Stopped reading at chicken

>>935969922 (OP)
no chili powder nor cumin.
fail. You made bean soup.
The secret to good chili is tomato paste AND diced tomatoes. Learn to make cornbread, mr garlic bread.

>>935971140
This. I make bomb ass chili and use a crockpot to slow cook it and its always excellent, this just looks like a shitshow for no reason.

>>935969922 (OP)
>>935969935
pp goes in front butt not butt butt, faggot

>>935969922 (OP)
>>1-1.5 pd of chicken
What the fuck kind of measurement is this? Like so many people like your recipe they rename a parsec to a starwars kind of it exists now as a definition of measurement? I mean hell man if I'm eating it I don't give a fuck. If it works it works.

>>935971636
For fucks sake I don't mean to criticism this or anything it's just like why am I going to buy all these ingredients I just want a steak with butter on it. 99% of the time like .999999999999999999
I can do some vegitarian things like chicken sometimes.

>>935971140
beef is not legal in my country

>>935971636
>>935971688
My brain hurts

>>935971723
That explain my dating pool. and the indian migration.

>>935971140
This

>>935971723
Namaste

>>935971803
You know.
No female will talk to me unless they have an escort.

>>935971738
If I can get away with fish on lent, I'm pretty sure I can get away with chckens being vegetarians other days. Isn't a burger with cheese and some vegitables basically the food pyramid? Why is that junk food?

>>935969922 (OP)
My chili recipe

1 15 ounce can of chili
1 can opener
Warm & serve with crackers