Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:50:59 PM No.935973743
1. Red America = spics + injuns (spics are mostly white-injun-black mutts)
>Languages: Spanish, Spanglish
>Cuisine: tortillas
2. Yellow America = chinks, SEA jungle chinks, jeets
>Languages: Chinese Pidgin English, Chinese
>Cuisine: mothball fried chow with lao gan ma and go chu jang
3. Black America = niggers; just dump all the muzzies here too idfk
>Language: Ebonics
>Cuisine: mudcakes
4. White America = whites, with no colors in their blood other than white
>Language: English
>Cuisine: actual regional food
You can gerrymander them on the map however the fuck you like (e.g. SF Bay = Yellow, Utah = White). they need to all be contiguous tho; no enclaves or exclaves (already the rule for drawing congressional districts; hmm, maybe relax this rule a little if it's too hard to draw shit)
Ignore economics etc. This is 100% about race. Biggest problem imo re division would be figuring out where to draw the line between the easternmost muzzies and the westernmost jeets.
If you're one color, you CANNOT live in another. There'd be strict rules in places to prevent sneaky loophole finding, y'all work out the logistics.
You CAN change your race assignment, but you have to go to a government office and wait 6 hours in line, and they might not even let you. None of this "I think therefore I am" BS like with gender.
If you immigrate here, the tsa will assign you a race and a sector. Unsatisfied? See above. Don't like the whole system? Don't even come in the first place.
The catch however, is that no sector can use people from another sector as cheap labor or indentured servants. All landscapers, police, and techbros in White America will be White (as defined above). All landscapers, police, and techbros in Black America will be Black.
Interracial fucking is verboten, unsure what to do with existing mixed relationships/people.
Leave em alone for ~2 generations and see how it all turns out
(obv impractical irl this is just a retarded thought experiment)
>Languages: Spanish, Spanglish
>Cuisine: tortillas
2. Yellow America = chinks, SEA jungle chinks, jeets
>Languages: Chinese Pidgin English, Chinese
>Cuisine: mothball fried chow with lao gan ma and go chu jang
3. Black America = niggers; just dump all the muzzies here too idfk
>Language: Ebonics
>Cuisine: mudcakes
4. White America = whites, with no colors in their blood other than white
>Language: English
>Cuisine: actual regional food
You can gerrymander them on the map however the fuck you like (e.g. SF Bay = Yellow, Utah = White). they need to all be contiguous tho; no enclaves or exclaves (already the rule for drawing congressional districts; hmm, maybe relax this rule a little if it's too hard to draw shit)
Ignore economics etc. This is 100% about race. Biggest problem imo re division would be figuring out where to draw the line between the easternmost muzzies and the westernmost jeets.
If you're one color, you CANNOT live in another. There'd be strict rules in places to prevent sneaky loophole finding, y'all work out the logistics.
You CAN change your race assignment, but you have to go to a government office and wait 6 hours in line, and they might not even let you. None of this "I think therefore I am" BS like with gender.
If you immigrate here, the tsa will assign you a race and a sector. Unsatisfied? See above. Don't like the whole system? Don't even come in the first place.
The catch however, is that no sector can use people from another sector as cheap labor or indentured servants. All landscapers, police, and techbros in White America will be White (as defined above). All landscapers, police, and techbros in Black America will be Black.
Interracial fucking is verboten, unsure what to do with existing mixed relationships/people.
Leave em alone for ~2 generations and see how it all turns out
(obv impractical irl this is just a retarded thought experiment)
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