CUNTFUCKER THE SHIT ALLIGATOR
I'm not a faggot, but geckos shouldn't be pets unless you have an animal rehabilitation license. You think that motherfucker wants to stay inside a house it's whole life? Fuck outta here nigga.
>>935978553 (OP)nigger mcniggerson the 5th
Going Down The Toilet In A Few Months the Gecko
>>935978553 (OP)that's a gator. name it gex
>>935978553 (OP)The Grandiose Mr Faggotman
>>935978553 (OP)Mr. Chomper van Chompingstein III
>>935986651Rerolling as Mr. Chomper van Chompingstien.
>>935978553 (OP)Youll get rid of it after a few years, they are cool but retarded and dangerus
>>935978553 (OP)wow you OWN that thing?
how can a human being OWN another ANIMAL??
>>935978553 (OP)Interior Crocodile Alligator
>>935987628it's a sovereign citizen
I demand the entire hatchery be set free
so what if it's in Barrow, AK?
>>935978553 (OP)sex: enter the gecko's pussy
Gex the niggerlicious menace
>>935978553 (OP)Chip Da Ripper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI
>>935987280The second most powerful literal bone crushing bite in the animal kingdom and the fact they are covered in sharp osteoderms, they will just bite what ever they feel like
Mr Moses Foreskin (MoFo for friends)
Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know. emyzeth
>>935978553 (OP)>geckoThat's clearly a lizard, anon. My bearded dragon was called Speedy.
>>935991228geckos are a type of lizards
The reverend Lionel Fanthorpe