Shat myself - /b/ (#935982567) [Archived: 1209 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:28:24 PM No.935982567
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Is shitting yourself in your 20s an official thing or am I just really unlucky?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:04:07 PM No.935983918
>>935982567 (OP)
How did it happen OP?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:04:46 PM No.935983948
>>935982567 (OP)
I am 30 now. I think shat myself once or twice during my 20s
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:06:42 PM No.935984014
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>>935983948
>>935982567 (OP)
stop putting huge bad dragon toys in your ass jesus christ
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:09:01 PM No.935984096
>>935982567 (OP)
Probably just unlucky. The only time I've shat myself in the last 30 years was in 2022, and only because I'd made poor dietary choices the night before.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:27:05 PM No.935984824
>>935983918
Soy beans
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:29:48 PM No.935984936
>>935982567 (OP)
It is only permitted if you are sick like with food poisoning.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:38:49 PM No.935985324
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>>935984014
It was something different

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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:48:28 PM No.935985733
>>935982567 (OP)
I shit myself all the time, usually when playing vidya and I can't be bothered to get up. It's no big deal. I just throw my pants and underwear away and take a shower. Mom doesn't mind buying me a new pair of pants every week or so.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:30:55 PM No.935987336
>>935982567 (OP)
It happens bro
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:56:23 PM No.935990235
>>935982567 (OP)
>Shat myself
Be glad that at least you're not a nigger.
>Is shitting yourself in your 20s an official thing
It's ok to shit yourself in 20s, bud, don't worry.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:59:29 PM No.935990362
>>935990235
Anything is better than being black. If a person is black they should self delete.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:17:36 PM No.935991076
Be honest. You shit yourself on purpose for sexual gratification.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:18:29 PM No.935991113
Shitting reminds me of an SBC pulling out
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:43:35 PM No.935992126
>>935982567 (OP)
I have lost bowel control because of a strong sensitivity to garlic.

Everyone on my father's side of the family is sensitive to garlic. It's not documented as an allergy, surprisingly.

I have also lost bowel control in bed due to grand mal seizures. That wasn't pleasant.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:19:55 PM No.935993428
>>935982567 (OP)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:21:27 PM No.935993481
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>>935982567 (OP)