Just pumped water up my ass with the massage setting on my shower head - /b/ (#935989830) [Archived: 996 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:44:49 PM No.935989830
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Just pumped a bunch of water up my ass by pressing my shower head against my anus and switching it to massage/jet. After a short time, I pushed it out and gushed water out of my ass. Rinse and repeat. (literally rinse in this case) Would get projectile shit nuggets out. I think I may have overdone it this time though, cause now my lower abdomen feels a bit off.

Ask me anything.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:59:56 PM No.935990381
>>935989830 (OP)
take photos, become the new tub girl.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:18:10 PM No.935991099
>>935989830 (OP)
worthless faggot
Jim Davies
6/19/2025, 10:45:44 PM No.935992209
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>>935989830 (OP)
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:25:59 PM No.935993637
>>935989830 (OP)
You just gave yourself an enema, but used water under stupid amounts of pressure and may have caused internal injuries now.

No questions thanks, you've summed up the situation perfectly. Next time use an enema kit, they are cheap as fuck and won't hurt you.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:19:55 AM No.935995738
>>935989830 (OP)
that's the best water intake i've ever seen.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:01:49 AM No.935997195
>>935993637
I dunno, this shit sounds fucking disgusting.