zuck is a prepper, are you?

>>935998665 (OP)
Zuck the cuck drinks water like a duck

>>935998665 (OP)
You would be fucking astonished to find out how many filthy rich motherfuckers have secret bunkers right now.
The center of the country is rotten with them.

>>935998665 (OP)
most rich people have some sort of self-sufficient underground bunker in New Zealand. its a big industry here cuz its easy to trick retards into spending millions on something they'll never use, or get to in time.

>>935999235
they fear the uprising that will be targeting them soon.

>>935999308
No.

i made one in minecraft

>>935998665 (OP)
For what? A barren landscape devoid of animals and edible plants?

Why would you want to live in a post-nuclear world?

>>935999292
>Or get to in time
They find out about things far before you or I do. By the time we hear about whatever it is they're already hidden away with their kidnapped children harem.

>>936002244
For the mutant pussy

>>935998665 (OP)
I wonder if he has one of those 360° movement systems for his VR headsets.

Just stay in the bunker jacked in to the matrix all day.

>>935998665 (OP)

>>935998665 (OP)
cucky zucky is afwaid of a wittow zombie apocalpyse?

>>936002605
There will be no matrix

>>935998665 (OP)
why would anyone want to live in a post apocalyptic world?

>>936006847
>why would anyone want to live in a post apocalyptic world?
Survival will only cost Zucks head of security one bullet,
so why not ride it out and see what's left in a few months or years

>>936007595
idk what this even means?

>>936007629
too obscure a prepper joke?


rich guys with billion dollar bunkers wont necessarily be the occupants (how much would you trust your employees after law and order ends and the dying starts?)

nobody who has preps other people know about is safe from this conundrum, friends and family showing up feeling entitled to your preps

>>935999235
yeah but imagine this

BUNKER SEX

>>935998665 (OP)
How often does Zuck return to his burrow?

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join? emyzeth

>>935998665 (OP)
Let's trick them into thinking it is the end.
We will build small domes arround those enternances with painted apocalypse scenes. And they will never come back.

>>935998665 (OP)
so the top floor is for him and the bottom floor is for his servants, I assume.

>>936013289
Looks more the top floor is cubicles so hehas a place to torture the ones he collects.

>>936013346
I'd imagine he probably has them sign a King Tutankhamun contract, that obligates them to be buried alive with him in the event he dies, or just want's to go into hiding.

>>936013289
I live in the woods and have grown my own food for a decade but the internet is my main prepping strategy

>>936013412
I have zero "prepped", I would probably be fucked if there was some kind of catastrophic event. But I don't want to live my life always expecting it to happen. If something did happen most preppers wouldn't be able to actually use their shelter in a long-term emergency anyways.

>>936013522
Sounds like cope projection from you for not prepping. Get gud.

>>936013412
He's a anon.

>>936013572
I would just steal your shit. I seriously doubt you also have guns, in addition to living in the woods and being a prepper?

>>935998665 (OP)
Doesn't he live in Hawaii? He's gonna have a great time when lava flows all over the entrance to that thing.

>>936013680
Lava respects wealth. Earthquakes don't. Torandoes is more like a violent drunk, if you look at it with a caring smile it might defuse or escalate know way of knowing.

>>936013680
Not exactly, but I'm very conscious of the fact that they're going to try and wipe out the internet, which is a necessary step in the elimination of free speech, and I'm preparing for an internet that's less capable of information sharing

>>936013628
>I seriously doubt you also have guns, in addition to living in the woods and being a prepper?
fucking what

>>935999308
all poorfags are disgusting vicious vermin who lash out at successful people for their own faults. I hope zuck and his buddies finally eradicate these blights on the human race.

Gabe Newell has the right idea, he can go to the bottom of the ocean. Any zombies that want to eat his brains will either drown or get distracted by a fish's brain. Nothing bad has ever happened to rich people at the bottom of the ocean.

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emyriion

>>935999235
I still can't believe their end goal is
>Make richfag bunkers
>Nuke the world
>Live in bunkers until the day they and their incest offspring dies

>>935998665 (OP)
what do they eat?

>>935999308
Not a chance. Leftists can't even organize a protest without infusions of cash from billionaires and their NGOs.
And look at what passes for a "revolutionary", like that retarded dipshit Luigi who got caught almost instantly with what amounts to a written confession by way of a "manifesto"

>>936017255
They keep a stock of poor children for meat.

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight? emaquiie

>>935998665 (OP)
Post location of bunker. Need to know where me and my maurading pacific ocean pirates need to go to route him out, defile him and his, and take all his shit for our own.

>>936002344
>kidnapped children harem
okay, NOW I think billionaires need to be taxed more. I deserve at least a few kidnapped children myself.

>>936002605
*jacking off in the matrix all day

>>936002344
>They find out far befo-
They could find out 2-3 whole hours before.
They're not making it to New Zealand.
Early warning systems, BEFORE hypersonic missiles, were good for 30 minutes before landing. That's because missiles got so fast, we detect them practically the second they leave the dirt, but it doesn't matter if it only takes 30 minutes to cross 2,000 miles.
Presumably, if you're correct, then the physical limitations of a missile launch still exist, so at most, the earliest a person could be warned of ANY missile is... 32 minutes.
What if it was a hypersonic missile?
10.5 minutes.
But I'll grant you a whole 3 hours, because why not?
From Palo Alto to New Zealand is 12+ hours. What if concorde existed again? A little over 5 and a half hours. What if it was some super fast jet that went above Mach 2?
3 hours, he made it to see NZ turn to glass.

This is entirely ignoring that he's not going to fly safely into his bunker, he's going to land and drive to a place where he walks into his bunker. That drive time will not happen.
The EMP from hundreds of Nuclear Explosions a few hundred kms away will knock any plane clear of any electronic signal, of any kind. EMP shielding has to be 100% continuous, holes in the shield of nearly any size will allow the EMP to effect your electronics.

Tl;Dr no one is this stupid so as to believe being rich actually alters your survivability.