How can a single man get a taste of womanhood without the kindness of young ladies?

Escorts/hookers.

>>936008204 (OP)
Rape I guess?
You shouldn't, but it's a legitimate answer.

Get a very bloody steak and pour a can of tuna on it, juice and all. Then eat it.

we discussed this earlier in the week, just carve a crude masturbatory device out of corned beef, lubricate it with mayonnaise and fashion a makeshift labia with sliced ham