How much do you think I love my new super-tiny shorty shorts? You guessed it, totally. They're so short, you can see the existing tan line way below it. Ask me anything

>>936010919 (OP)
It's starting, more and more real UFO's sighted in the skies, whatever you do, do not board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zP5w1o5VkBw

>>936010919 (OP)
why don't you wear spandex shorts?

>>936010919 (OP)
I'd like you to sit on my face in those shorts

>>936011008
I don't like spandex (or any other shiny materials, athletic shorts) for city wear

>>936011066
oh, anyways, why did you disappear for a while? Were you in prison or something?

>>936011102
i didn't think about him while he was gone, but if i had, i probably would have figured he died of AIDS-related complications

>>936011175
>>936011102
I've been HIV+ according to others since ages. Been killed by my bf, I can't even recall what I've supposedly gone through.

In truth I just didn't have anything to post during winter. I also ride my bikes more and more, and that creates conflicts. Beside the obvious time conflict there's also the other one: MTBing and even gravel cycling can cause bush scratches, which is not ideal when your hobby is parading your legs in tiny shorts

>>936010919 (OP)
Kill yourself.

>>936011330
>I've been HIV+ according to others since ages.
i have no idea, of course, it would have just been a guess
kind of outdated speculation on my part, i suppose
you guys have all kinds of wonder drugs these days that let you have unprotected anal sex with hundreds of anonymous partners each year, as you do, without getting HIV

>>936011559
I only have unprotected anal with guys that show me a recent negative certificate. That's actually <5 per year. In oral I'm more liberal but still choose my partners carefully

>>936010919 (OP)

>>936010919 (OP)
lookin' good, Greg!

>>936011883
thanks!