What's bill burr's legacy
making you seethe for literally years.
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>>936020361 (OP)probably being in breaking bad/the mandolorian as well as being a kind of "safe edgy" comedian
>>936020361 (OP)His whole shtick is "look everyone, I'm not a racist!", and it has been getting progressively worse through his career. Soon he will literally be getting fucked by niggers live on stage.
>>936020363why do troons think making fun of someone == seething? Are you just trying to fit in here and adopt the lingo but don't know how to use it correctly?
>>936020361 (OP)Being a gay industry plant designed to point out safe disagreements so boomers and white dudes can feel validated and say “hey yeah! Vaping is like smoking why can’t we do that in public!” While being unable to joke about truly harmful problems that comedians should be confronting.
>>936020361 (OP)>Burr makes fun of feminists ect.>the right notices this>they're happy for like 1 month then start hurling racial abuse at his wife for absolutely no reason>surprised he started sympathising with libs moreYou tell me what the moral here is supposed to be. I think it is something like "it's pointless to try to find common ground with rightwingers because at the end of the day they want to hang you". Alternatively it's that if you're w celebrity you shouldn't marry out of love but for social credit I guess.
>>936020364bill burr was never a 'right wing' comedian, only complete retards convinced themself he was no reason I can understand. seeing them all get butthurt and lose their mind when they found out he was marrying a black woman and pretending he'd changed overnight when his material is exactly the same was hilarious.
Is that George motherflippin' Carlin?
He sucks!
>>936020368comedian in 1940: take my wife, please!
comedian in 2025: ughh joe rogen is right, we gotta solve the hard issues with laughter!
>>936020370in 2008, on the O&A show, he'd have arguments with Anthony, defending and excusing black violence
>>936020367There’s this feeling of not being able to get over something. I get it, you’re having fun with it, but really you have been saying the same shit about bill burr for over a decade and yes joking about it for the rest of your life is a form of not getting over it.
>>936020367>brings up trannies out of nowhere>accusing people of trying to adopt the lingo to fit inlmao
>>936020374but...you're here...telling us to get over it. So...you're not over it either. You're telling us not to care, but you care enough to post about it
>>936020364>"dirtbag left"hes a mongoloid from boston
he has the same opinions as he did in the 2000s
and he was telling jokes about oil drilling when he still had hair
>>936020367they literally can't comprehend having a good time not infested with idpol and virtue signaling. They need to feel important.
>>936020365>>936020368>safe edgy>every (((news))) outlet kvetching about his podcast after the luigi happening
>>936020369>hurling racial abuse at his wife for absolutely no reason>for absolutely no reason
>>936020367you're 'making fun' of him because he says things which make you butthurt and you think whining about him obsessively for years on end is some kind of retaliation. the thing about 'making fun' is there's usually a joke somewhere in there, but you're just a buttblasted little seething faggot impotently swatting at the culture war with your limp faggoty wrists.
Okay what the fuck Bill Burr material are you mocking him about, anyways? What is the crazy progressive Bill Burr material you’re parodying when you make drawings of him saying he’s buying his wife a strap on?
>>936020368There's a difference between comedy and satire. As far as i'm concerned, too many people exploited politics for their gags, we should return to slapstick and the art of making jokes. Politics cheapens the dialogue and makes it shoddy.
>>936020382This. No emotional honesty with these people, they barely understand themselves.
it's always so bizarre that turbo autists thought the was some sort of based forever alone woman hater just like me because he made jokes about women in his act, completely missing the context that he was talking about his relationship, and that they were jokes exagerated for comic efftect, but they thought he was reading some sort of manifesto.
>>936020361 (OP)But does Bill Burr's grandma still sucking dicks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IpeBtNWf_0&list=PLdt6LRZOaymtrfyuhQHrbQ0_J58r_eYVE&index=46&ab_channel=DoubleGunsCockSucka
>>936020382every faggot on this board who pushes back against memes and funpoasting thinks himself some kind of expert psychoanalyst, who has a deep, personal insight into the mind of every anon.
IT'S AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD!!!!!!!!!! you stupid fucking retard. You don't know me. Stop acting like we've known each other for years and then making your arguments off the schizo personality profile that you've constructed for me in your head
>>936020382>you're 'making fun' of him because he says things which make you butthurtSo that's why you faggots can't stop crying over Elon
>>936020382you're seething
>>936020388>dude bro nothing I say matters I’m always kidding lmao!!!Do you have a problem will bill burr though or is this just something you’re going to do forever as a joke because other people keep telling the joke?
>>936020388>projectinglol
>>936020388part of being an immature 12 year old is thinking you're the first person to think of everything. you are not some unknowable, unique, enigma just because you don't have a username.
>>936020388NTA but wow he got your number didn't he kek
>schizo gets mind broken by thing
>spams the exact same threads/post/images for literally years
>haha this is an anonymous board, those were all totally organic posts by other people
topkek
>>936020381Okay, what's the reason then? Can't wait for the response!
>>936020393>>936020392>>936020391do you remember the Louis CK interracial breeding grounds meme? Things might start as criticism but they evolve, transcending the public figure and becoming a part of the meme culture of the board. Do you understand that? What compels you to police that? Why do you have have to be the meme police, working for free?
Personally I don’t hold racy comedians to some racial marriage standard, and I trust real love exists between them because relationships are personal and don’t follow the logic of 4chan cuck memes.
comedy and comedians are gay and just a path to bend your ass over to leftist thinking
>>936020367They always take our words (snowflake, triggered) and instead of it describing their dysfunction try to use it to describe normal human behavior.
>>936020398>do you remember the Louis CK interracial breeding grounds meme?it was fucking hysterical
miss 2017 /tv/
>>936020401I've noticed that too. Left wingers are incapable of coming up with original insults
>>936020380God lefties are such fags
To you this is considered edgy and dangerous
liking le reddit luigi guy
>>936020398I generally try to talk to people about ideas i actually have, about things I’m curious about, and don’t consider myself as riding some wave of ‘transcendental meme culture’ as if I have to change how I think or abide by some board etiquette just because you’re so personally charmed that website spawns decade-long retarded nasty jokes out of nothing. I am not here just to boost other people’s jokes like its my job
>>936020397Because she's an uppity baboon nigger and Burr is a pathetic race traitor incel who seethes at the white women who won't fuck him lmao
>>936020401>>936020403Why act like either of you have invented any of this? You’re using other people’s material right fucking now
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>>936020404it makes all you (((judeo christians))) lose your minds
>>936020361 (OP)>What's bill burr's legacybeing an unfunny, whining Americuck.
What's yours?
>>936020406I think she and Bill have known eachother and been together for like 25 years, I think they actually get along and that’s why they’re together. Bill Burr doesn’t have to just desperately pick a girl, like you, he has a life and shit
>>936020367Trannies and Bill Burr living rent free
>>936020405holy shit. you don't fucking belong here. You're like lower than a jannie. You have even less power but feel you have the moral authority to come into threads you don't like and scold anons that their funpoasting doesn't conform to your lofty standards. Just get 4chanx and filter out the keywords you don't like, you'll never see another Bill Burr thread again, you fucking retard.
>>936020408I've noticed reddit commies on here have started incoherently spamming jew shit in an attempt to fit in
>>936020404>Leftist shooter>Researches target, prints gun, kills CEO responsible for grave injustice>Right wing shooter>Posts manifesto about not getting laid, shoots up a gas station or something with mom's gunWhy are reactionaries lives so hollow and vapid?
>SHARI'S BERRIES
>our old friend ZIP
bill burr threads used to be about his jokes and retarded shit he said on the podcast, now it's just zoomer tourists seething about their autistic left/right politics and telling people to 'go back' as if they've been here longer than five minutes. grim
>Stand up comedian says something completely uninteresting and unfunny for two hours straight
>Crowd laughs, cheers, whistles and claps
This is far too common. What's REALLY going on here?
>>936020416They audience knows they're at the filming of the special
>>936020414Both instances of resentment issues.
You sound like a grumpy one, as well.
>>936020412I’m just talking to people about the shit they post, retardo, I’m not trying to change the board. I post what I want. People talk about all shorts of shit in every thread, it’s a forum retard,
>>936020378>Not wanting giant oil corporations to pollute the planet at the expense of local people is a leftismWhy do conservatives love to lick that boot?
>>936020414>Why are reactionaries lives so hollow and vapid?I think you mean lefties. The reason they are hollow and vapid is because lefties are on the same side as the system so their whole existence is this fake rebellion thing. Le resistance (supported by every major corporation, media outlet, and most of the government etc)
Lefties think liking luigi is edgy because they don't ever actually get in trouble for their ideas. That's how you know they're fake edgy. Even the most extreme far out lefties live easy and comfortably with no real pushback from anyone in power and instead get the occasional glowing review from the NYT
>>936020419It's an IMAGEboard post an image for once
>>936020364My mind can't accept that these socialist retards even exist.
What the fuck happened to make these religious cultists?
>>936020420FUCK YOU FOR DISRESPECTING OUR TROOPS AND FALLEN WARRIOR HEROES. FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU.
it was over when nia started chiming in on the podcast. he doesn't see it but he became john lennon. nobody fucking cares about your dumbass wife you asshole!
>>936020416Americans are, to put it politely, and I'm choosing my words carefully here ... easily amused.
>>936020414>reactionariesLiterally made up marxist cult speak. It's codeword for "anyone who isn't a brainwashed scientologist retard like myself"
Have sex incel
>>936020420>pollute the planetFossil fuel production benefits the people though
Why do you leftists want to force the working class into poverty?
>Righties do X
>Ummm... that's Lefties that do that though
Kill all directionbrain niggers. Horseshoe theory is reality.
>>936020423There's barely any of them left. Most are spiteful mutants or those too weak to resist the indoctrination
>>936020424Like look at this stupid with the digits. He's some millennial soijack forever imagining he's in 2004 protesting against the Iraq invasion, the last time lefties got something halfway right.
>>936020422Jesus fucking Christ you are neurotic about regular fucking posts
>>936020413Nah its just the fact /pol/ is economically left wing now. They're actually that retarded
>>936020430the US military still bows to oil you reddit-spacing summerfaggot. kill yourself in the next 3 hours.
>is that a comedian?
>A JOKE TELLING MAN?!?!?
>*starts smearing shit on the walls about muh politics*
why are autismos like this?
>>936020433Oil is based though
We need more oil
>>936020433You're stupid. America could produce all the oil it wants.
What oil did it get out of Iraq? Afghanistan? None.
See what I mean? Retarded millennial still forever stuck in 2004 talking points. That is the entirety of the 'dirtbag left'. Totally irrelevant people.
>>936020426>britbong too afraid to say retard because the police will show up
>>936020436>What oil did it get out of Iraq? Afghanistan? None.you never understood the talking point to begin with you ignominious sperg
>>936020361 (OP)>What's bill burr's legacyWhen his wife cut off Bills balls and told him to get rid of his dog.
>>936020367>why do troons think making fun of someone == seething? Retard coping mechanism for troons.
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>>936020439The talking point is that America was invading Iraq for oil. I know. I was there for it. America didn't get any oil out of Iraq. It was just another lefty delusion from the beginning. What are you now pretending it meant? Do you even have an excuse or are you just randomly throwing up lies the way lefties do when confronted.
>>936020361 (OP)he'll cringe when he's old.
>>936020442>America didn't get any oil out of IraqIs this true? Source?
>>936020444You could have put this exact post in chatgpt and got your answer you know. Anyways yes it's true America didn't take their oil and now China gets most of Iraq's oil.
>>936020377Yeah I care that some of you are such weirdos about it. My point of view is more evolved and adapted with time, yours is tired old material. Come up with some new shit or I’m going to give you shit for repeating yourself
>>936020369>>936020386actual old person here. he use to be a seething right wing incel before incels were a thing, then the glowies gave him a nigger handler that 100% cuckholded him and he never recovered. He used to be 100% a woman hater and openly racist and then BAM, magic black pussy grabs him by the balls and he recants every single thing he ever said prior to dipping in the chocolate puss puss. you will never gas light me, i remember how things use to be. The guy went from being able to ge zero pussy to magically having black pussy and never being able to escape from it. She is the definition of a fake government mandated GF. She is his HANDLER, not his wife. You can see the fear in his eyes in some of the older videos when it gets brought up. There is no organic way some balding manlet racist gets a giant black sheboon gf out of no where.
>>936020410>he had his life together unlike u lmao :Dhe was a raging alchoholic for most his life until the negro handler gf put him on the straight and narrow and made him completely change his act.
>>936020444the usa dick rode the israelis/saudis who got to monopolize oil in the region for a time and continue to enforce the petro dollar. the usa didnt bring any oil home like the left constantly harped. It was ameme to run cover for israeli and saudi politics, and they sent us to afganistan to make sure the opium flowed.
>>936020361 (OP)The new strain of herpes he developed by thrusting into his wife's okra-scented stinkditch.
It’s the self-flattering posts that get me. When someone is just retelling an old political joke to themselves and acting like they invented it.
>>936020361 (OP)Elon is completely disgraced and had to go crawling back to Trump begging for forgiveness.
Bill unironically won.
>>936020451I can’t see how anyone could really love Elon at this point
>>936020369>for absolutely no reason
>>936020448holy schizobabble
The ghost of Patrice O'Neal screaming the truth to Bill from beyond the grave.
>>936020455patrice went to prison for gang rape and was a literal cuckold who ate himself to death like a typical amerilard, he was and will never be the hero you fags try to meme him into being.
>but he called a woman a hole!setting the bar real low there timmy.
>>936020456Finally someone else says it. Fake G patrick o'kneels
>>936020370He was never 'right wing' but all it takes to keep republicans in the audience is to not just flagrantly alienate them. As Lorne Michaels said about why they mock republicans more than democrats: "Democrats tend to take it personally; Republicans think it's funny". Having a black wife doesn't mean he's liberal. But was losing his edge and people blamed his marriage. But they did the same to Trey and Matt and their wives aren't black.
>>936020452I think at this point he will just be a behind the scenes backer like the rest of the billionaires. Theres absolutely no way Trump lets Elon off his leash again after what he pulled, bad press about Trump never hurts him but bad press about Elon has shown to negatively effect Trump & Republicans.
polfags just make up nonsense about bill, everything he says is common sense and the real root of why you weirdos are obsessed with hating him is because he has a black wife. Weird behaviour, seek mental health assistance. Also, he's right for saying free luigi and was one of the only celebrities who brought showed clear support
>>936020461Why does the left openly advocate for random murders now?
>>936020460I think that was a stunt. So all the rats would flock to Elon to gain his favor. Then Elon tells Trump who the rats are.
>>936020461Bill Burr is now just another Reddit safe comedian.
>>936020462I used to think posts like this were trolling but I now realise a lot of you out there are really this dense, I leave your sort to your misery
>>936020465>if you don't think people should be randomly shot in the street you are le trollingThis is why people hate leftists.
You don't have an argument as well
>>936020466Wheres your argument rightoid?
>>936020464his act has barely changed over the years, sure he's slightly less aggressive and doesn't talk about killing himself or others as much but when you dont have mental illness you can recognise that is a good thing and be happy for him. It's better than retards who phone it in
>>936020466I'm simply not interested in arguing with you. You should realise your opinion on things really isn't as important or interesting as you clearly think it is
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>the liugi shooting was random
>because uhhh something the left!
>>936020405Your miserable existence.
>>936020467Reply to this post with the last word so you can win.
>>936020433Hang yourself, seething kike.
The US has never needed foreign oil and never will.
>>936020467I already posted it, brainlet
If you want the rules of engagement to be simply just killing the other side, fine, but don't cry when you end up killed by some right winger.
>>936020473leftoids lose and rightoids win, like the football!
*slurps up the drool from my slack jaw*
>>936020470Says the edgy manchild advocating killing people he disagrees with.
Almost everyone disagrees with you people. You're in the extreme minority
>>936020420Oil drilling is a term for fucking black women. Then you replied to yourself. Embarassing.
>>936020471>be a leftist>post direction brain.jpg as if you weren't a leftist
>>936020477most people like dumb things, I dont care about the majority opinion. Anyway, thats all the attention im giving you. Cheerio
>>936020480>I don't careOkay fine lol
Again don't cry when you get shot
You wanted this
>>936020468>nah, he's certainly lost his edge since marriage. Not unique. Many such cases.
>luigi was right
>we need to bring the NHS to America
>>936020479if you think there was anything random about luigi blowing that guys head off you are moron. people understanding his clear motivations for doing it is not 'muh leftists' advocating for 'random' murders. you are the definition of a direction brain retard, yes.
>>936020484Okay so forget I said random
Why are leftists openly advocating murdering anyone who disagrees with them?
Right wingers don't do this
>>936020485do you seriously waste your time on earth having these petty arguments? Christ almighty your life must be miserable
>I'm not a direction brain!
>still trying to frame everything in basic left/right autism
little bro is cooked.
>>936020485>Why are leftists openly advocating murdering anyone who disagrees with them?because some of them are mental
>Right wingers don't do thisyes they do, all the fucking time, because some of them are also mental.
now sperg out and call me a fence sitter or something.
>>936020486It seems to upset you
>>936020487Keep samefagging and pretending you aren't a leftist
>>936020471Wonder why they never go after people of any importance...
>>936020467>he typed furiously after chugging a liter of onions
>>936020433Are you a time traveler from the early 00s?
>>936020488Muh right wing! Muh. Muuuuhhh.. Source? Not that I dont believe you but it's very hard to considering a PRESIDENT was shot and 3 of his supporters one sadly passing away also another attempt in Florida thankfully a random pedestrian found this mook and thats not even 9 months ago
>>936020490Wheres your argument rightoid?
he's not a direction brain though.
>>936020462>erm, you can't just threaten the ruling class goy
>>936020494Im just having fun picturing how disgusting looking you are. That's it.
>>936020361 (OP)>left, right, blacks, latinos, it's all the rich who are the actual enemy! Stop being brainwashed by them! >the rich WHITE MALES they are the problem!He became so fucking retarded and lack self-awareness
You simply can't trust the Irish.
>>936020397She's a hollywood leftist sheboon. She brainwashed him about white privileges and made him an even bigger black apologists than he was before. The bitch unironically said there's no such thing as selling out, and now Bill is an out of touch rich like defending taylor swift for "winning" against the industry, and he gets assblasted when he gets called out for it on the podcast. The only thing she hasn't totally corrupted him yet is on feminism.
>leftypol raid again
Go back to your discord and dilate
I don't think a multimillionaire "comedian" earned his wealth fairly or morally.
>polfag sperging out about a comedian on /tv/
>fuck off retard
>ahhh leftypol is raiding me
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>>936020504It's pretty obvious you troons are just replying to yourselves. Is destiny not currently streaming his revenge porn trial?
>>936020367because that’s what they say when they can’t argue
>>936020420oil corporations drill a relatively tiny hole and extract a substance no animal needs so it can then be used for energy that allows you to slap at your keyboard.
While the "solution" is to cover the land in solar panels, put up wind powered bird choppers, dam up rivers, and create giant nasty mines for battery materials. Which then those batteries burn for eternity despite being hit with several fire engines full of water. All to solve a phantom problem around producing CO2. Which is basically plant food and necessary anyway. Which they can't articulate how much they can reduce it, how much it will cost to do so, and what the effect will be even if they could. All while also ranting against natural gas and nuclear that produce far less if any CO2.
>>936020406>she's an uppity baboon niggerive never heard anything about her, let alone hear her speak except for ugly mutt faggots on 4chan whining about her existence
>>936020505yes anon, you're surround by trannies at all times, we heard you the first hundred times you posted it
>>936020508Haven't listened for a few years but heard her on his podcast sometimes, they have good chemistry and he's not afraid to needle her to get a reaction. the schizos obsession with her ruining him is hilarious.yrxhx
>>936020509>yes anon, you're surround by trannies at all times, we heard you the first hundred times you posted it
>>936020367>Are you just trying to fit in here and adopt the lingo but don't know how to use it correctly?that's exactly it kek.
>>936020361 (OP)does anyone else remember the radio show clip of Colin Quinn or someone accusing Bill Burr of being the guy who laughed during the filming of Chappelle's Show that sent Dave back to africa? i cannot find it for the life of me since i heard it years ago
>>936020414luigi's carried out the shooting specifically because he couldn't get laid
>>936020429No it’s not. Only one side of that “horseshoe” pretends male children are women and castrates them and puts them in dresses. Freak.
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I'm getting tired of you KiwiFarms faggots and your celebrity hate threads
You've been noticed
t. noticer
>>936020446>Tired old materialIf it's still true and just gets more and more true with each public outing the fag does, why would we get new material. It actually gets funnier because initially it might have been a bit harsh, but over the years he has become EXPONENTIALLY cucked and cannot shut the fuck up about white women and Elon Musk and his black wife. Also YWNBAW kys
>>936020517there are a lot of far left people who are not onboard with child transitioning or trannies in general. identity politics and their conflation with far leftism have been an orchestrated disaster for anyone who wants to have the barest amount of labor rights. believe that or not.
Every time I click on a Bill Burr thread there's always this one tranny obsessed sperg spamming the same shit over and over, it's insane. I really don't get it, what's the connection here, why would Bill make them think about trannies or that any of us should care about them either? He's just a sometimes funny sometimes retarded Boston comic, how do they fold him into their delusions?
>>936020361 (OP)Why is it always the Irish? George Carlin's whole routine was how gay and evil white people are and boomers loved him too.
>>936020522>hello fellow white people
>>936020370it's a testament to how black & white dichotomy brained the mindset of general society has become as a whole and that includes here as well
>burr making progressive talking points? no that's IMPOSSIBLE, he makes jokes about how insane women are he has to be right wing that is a right wing thing to do>burr is marrying a black women? but he makes observational comedy about black culture you can't do both things that is simply impossible you can't do both!
>>936020361 (OP)He's an asshole who stole a joke from me that he told on Conan. Whatever, I wasn't going to do anything with it. At least people got to hear it and laugh. And he is funny anyway. But he's still an asshole.
>>936020369You're an imbecile who thinks all right wingers are the same on all topics. If your retardation gets any worse you'll die because your brain will have forgotten how to keep your heart beating.
>>936020397Didn't she make him put his dog down for no reason?
>>936020511This. Bill is a funny dude. The fact that he makes righties pissy for having a black wife just adds to the comedy. They just cannot stand not being offended. A single second spent not offended is a second wasted in the mind of the right
>>936023113imbecile alert
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Republicans for the last 20 years
>Burr is hilarious, so funny, I love his comedy.
Republicans for the last 20 weeks
>WTF is wrong with this guy, and his wife is BLACK?!?
Meanwhile Bill flies off in his helicopter laughing at your butthurt ass...........
>>936023978Snowflake alert
>>936024043But he made a life choice that offends the right. It should be illegal to offend the right!
>>936024043>>936024217?
Why are you guys so delusional, most people just think he's a whipped faggot now.
>>936024479Because I've been trolling snowflakes for fun for 20+ years, and the right is the most sensitive, perpetually offended pussies I've ever come across, so I tend to go out of my way to offend them
Billy bitch tits is a cuck
>>936020368>truly harmful problems that comedians should be confrontingit's goddamn IRRESPONSIBLE is what it is
do they think comedy is a joke?
>>936020442>America didn't get any oil out of Iraq.Because they lost. Debaathification was a disaster. They lost in Afghanistan too.
>>936020361 (OP)Literally your image. Also his denigration of the military.
>that guy who points which way the fighting is [for aircraft], he's a fucking hero?Shooters on aircraft carriers.
Everyday something new is triggering you righties huh
>>936020361 (OP)he's a cuck,
funny at times,
but still a cuck
>>936031065How is he a cuck? Does he watch his woman fuck dudes while he sits in the corner?
>>936020382Seconded.
>Fuck he brought up a good point>DAJOOS>TRANNIES >JEETS>YWNBAWWhat's some other ones? I consider those responses losing. Sure, call someone one of these things but then back it up with evidence of an actual argument.
>>936034256>What's some other ones?>>936031065>CuckThe term used by incels do describe their insecurity of their own history with women.. or lack there of. Anyone who gets laid is pro-cuckolring.
>Ew you want me to fuck you s/o with no strings attached>That's gay>YWNBAW
Did he actually do anything, or are right wing snowflakes just butthurt because his wife isn't white? You know how fucking sensitive they are
>>936033064His wife has total control over him.
He's completely emasculated, which most reasonable people would equate with being a cuck.
>>936020361 (OP)I never understood why people make up scenarios in their head, and complain about people saying something they didn't actually say
> I guess lying is in some people's DNA e.g. jews