Ok so you said you wanted a short hot skinny blonde?

>>936028097 (OP)
Yeah whats the catch?

>>936028154
This
>>936028097 (OP)
Wtf dude, don’t just present it like it’s a downside, what the fuck’s the catch?

>>936028154
>>936028361
Mfw they don't get it

>>936028466
Mfw

>>936028097 (OP)
yeah, short hot skinny blonde, no tomatoes, extra cheese, extra onions, with curly fries large
oh and a pepsi zero

>>936028097 (OP)
i've jerked off so many times to this girl

>>936028479
Faggot, if that’s your face when, your face on my nuts when?

>>936028897
so you want a bag of almonds with your latte/?

>>936028956
Yeah put my almond sack on your pumpkin spiced latte

>>936028097 (OP)
>you wanted a short hot skinny blonde?
yes, and two coffees to go. My truck is gassed up, let's go honey.

Actually i was hoping for a tall redhead to bear me strong sons.

>>936029925
Someone has to breed the little hot blondes though. That's how we make more of them.

>>936028154

>>936028097 (OP)

>>936030099
I'm a trans man, I want a 6ft+ muscular bf who loves me

>>936030099
>Someone has to breed the little hot blondes though. That's how we make more of them.
Okay i will accept 1 maybe 2 blonde concubines with the intention of breeding daughters if i get my tall redhead to bear strong sons.

>>936034752
jesus christ mate, they don't exist in your community, chads that is.

>>936034879
ok. Do you have Liev Schrieber stock? He created some beautiful daughters from his concubine.

>>936035306
>Do you have Liev Schrieber stock?
Fuck my genes are that good i think i can only get high 6/10 maybe 7/10 daughters.

>>936035484
not worthy then, sorry. enjoy your fat redhead wife. that is all.

>>936035559
>not worthy then, sorry. enjoy your fat redhead wife. that is all.
Fuck i dont want her to be fat
Its over...