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Anonymous 6/21/2025, 5:23:16 AM No.936048617 [Report] >>936048943 >>936049239 >>936049659 >>936049744 >>936050218
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I masturbate 40 times a day easily. What is going on? I think I might have some kind of brain tumor.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 5:24:59 AM No.936048684 [Report]
Go see a doctor if you think you have cancer.
TheGamer 6/21/2025, 5:31:21 AM No.936048943 [Report]
>>936048617 (OP)
I masturbate once a months but I look at porn 24/7 wtf is that about?
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 5:39:03 AM No.936049239 [Report]
>>936048617 (OP)
>masturbate 40 times a day
You must be charming to meet in person.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 5:50:52 AM No.936049659 [Report] >>936049732
>>936048617 (OP)
40 times????? aint no way bruh how is your dick still working
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 5:53:17 AM No.936049732 [Report] >>936049793
>>936049659
Dunno, but I think my prostate is inflamed too because its a bit hard too pee
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 5:53:41 AM No.936049744 [Report] >>936049793 >>936050124 >>936050246
>>936048617 (OP)
Do we just generate infinite sperm? Because I have jerked off so much I cannot believe I haven't run out of the stuff.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 5:55:22 AM No.936049793 [Report] >>936049913
>>936049732
>Dunno, but I think my prostate is inflamed too because its a bit hard too pee
Bro go to the doctor before you die of preventable causes.
>>936049744
>Do we just generate infinite sperm? Because I have jerked off so much I cannot believe I haven't run out of the stuff.
Yes literally everyday every few hours Although i've head it takes a day or two for it to reach good sperm density sperm banks tell you not to jerk off for like 3 days before donating
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 5:58:24 AM No.936049913 [Report]
>>936049793
>i've head it takes a day or two for it to reach good sperm density sperm banks tell you not to jerk off for like 3 days before donating
Thats why it usually takes 2 to 3 days of no fap to have a really great wank sesh. like brand new after 3 days no fap.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:00:02 AM No.936049974 [Report] >>936050033
A bunch of jerk offs talking about jerking off.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:01:49 AM No.936050033 [Report] >>936051420
>>936049974
Your joke, while accurate, made my dick soft so I think you should leave
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:04:09 AM No.936050124 [Report] >>936050246
>>936049744
Its just some clear watery liquid coming out.
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:07:09 AM No.936050218 [Report]
>>936048617 (OP)
Relax you are a stupid frogposting faggot this will go away when you fucken KYS
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:07:53 AM No.936050246 [Report]
>>936049744
>>936050124
You run out of sperm after 5-7 jerks. The cloudy, proteiny bit. The clear watery liquid is basically just a thickened sugar water designed to feed the sperm and give them an energy boost inside the pussy. It’s also your boyfriend’s favorite part
Anonymous 6/21/2025, 6:45:21 AM No.936051420 [Report]
>>936050033
Oh..... so now you're jerking ME off?