Thread 936048617 - /b/ [Archived: 957 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:23:16 AM No.936048617
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I masturbate 40 times a day easily. What is going on? I think I might have some kind of brain tumor.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:24:59 AM No.936048684
Go see a doctor if you think you have cancer.
TheGamer
6/21/2025, 5:31:21 AM No.936048943
>>936048617 (OP)
I masturbate once a months but I look at porn 24/7 wtf is that about?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:39:03 AM No.936049239
>>936048617 (OP)
>masturbate 40 times a day
You must be charming to meet in person.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:50:52 AM No.936049659
>>936048617 (OP)
40 times????? aint no way bruh how is your dick still working
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:53:17 AM No.936049732
>>936049659
Dunno, but I think my prostate is inflamed too because its a bit hard too pee
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:53:41 AM No.936049744
>>936048617 (OP)
Do we just generate infinite sperm? Because I have jerked off so much I cannot believe I haven't run out of the stuff.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:55:22 AM No.936049793
>>936049732
>Dunno, but I think my prostate is inflamed too because its a bit hard too pee
Bro go to the doctor before you die of preventable causes.
>>936049744
>Do we just generate infinite sperm? Because I have jerked off so much I cannot believe I haven't run out of the stuff.
Yes literally everyday every few hours Although i've head it takes a day or two for it to reach good sperm density sperm banks tell you not to jerk off for like 3 days before donating
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:58:24 AM No.936049913
>>936049793
>i've head it takes a day or two for it to reach good sperm density sperm banks tell you not to jerk off for like 3 days before donating
Thats why it usually takes 2 to 3 days of no fap to have a really great wank sesh. like brand new after 3 days no fap.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:00:02 AM No.936049974
A bunch of jerk offs talking about jerking off.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:01:49 AM No.936050033
>>936049974
Your joke, while accurate, made my dick soft so I think you should leave
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:04:09 AM No.936050124
>>936049744
Its just some clear watery liquid coming out.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:07:09 AM No.936050218
>>936048617 (OP)
Relax you are a stupid frogposting faggot this will go away when you fucken KYS
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:07:53 AM No.936050246
>>936049744
>>936050124
You run out of sperm after 5-7 jerks. The cloudy, proteiny bit. The clear watery liquid is basically just a thickened sugar water designed to feed the sperm and give them an energy boost inside the pussy. It’s also your boyfriend’s favorite part
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:45:21 AM No.936051420
>>936050033
Oh..... so now you're jerking ME off?