My uncle died and found this going through his shit - /b/ (#936054395) [Archived: 841 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:30:44 AM No.936054395
WHATHETFARETHESEALIENS
WHATHETFARETHESEALIENS
md5: b1c6c3ce9368198519992ec69b05e3e4šŸ”
WTF are these??

I live in malibu California if that helps
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:32:43 AM No.936054455
>>936054395 (OP)
blood glucose monitors
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:33:12 AM No.936054469
>>936054455
Wat
English dude talk english!
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:34:34 AM No.936054507
>>936054469
you know when you smoke some white widow kush and then get the munchies so you go down to the LBC and hit the beach and check the babes while eating ice cream?

yeah well this is nothing like that.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:35:32 AM No.936054545
>>936054395 (OP)
Those are log purity analyzers. They help confirm the log you are about to put in your throte is actually from Andy.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:36:05 AM No.936054557
1749484453995446
1749484453995446
md5: 1ac8071a3abc1f0ed198098518b7552ašŸ”
>>936054545
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:37:15 AM No.936054598
>>936054395 (OP)
Portable 8-track players
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:37:19 AM No.936054601
>>936054557
based and logpilled
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:37:32 AM No.936054605
>>936054507
Duuude I get that broooo. Totally
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:39:01 AM No.936054645
>>936054395 (OP)
Looks like some kind of shitty modern fingerboxes but I don't see the holes
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:39:41 AM No.936054666
>>936054545
Dude. Who's Andy? You mean from like, toy story? Cuz dude that movie rocks. One the if not the best film of all time. They totally should win an Oscar Myers or a no bell piece prize. Totally epic
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:40:15 AM No.936054686
>>936054598
Dude. What happened to the other 7 ?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:49:08 AM No.936054889
CD Players. Think DVD players but for music.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:53:00 AM No.936054947
>>936054395 (OP)
Those are primitive iPods, friendo. Imagine a device that would only allow you to play ten or so songs, and only if you had the accompanying physical media that you had to carry with you while you listened to them, and you've got it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:32:11 AM No.936055691
dont sell or give them away
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:33:28 AM No.936055722
>>936054395 (OP)
brmposisoafshwadfcbsl
Hiturunk
6/21/2025, 9:36:11 AM No.936055777
1749412450304286
1749412450304286
md5: ea2e4e5b309eee0b9c37a676e8500d36šŸ”
Are we really at the point where inb4v& shouldn't even be posting here kids don't know what a fucking CD player is? God damn it - I guess I'm old.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:38:56 AM No.936055835
>>936054395 (OP)

You need to be 18 to post here.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:07:30 AM No.936056379
>>936054395 (OP)
frisbees
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:10:19 AM No.936056435
>>936055777
I’d still suck you if you can big daddy bone my ass
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:34:26 AM No.936057865
3IMtGtg719Ks
3IMtGtg719Ks
md5: ffbbd9faa5423bea1cdd0e84c0dc9bf0šŸ”
Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers? emaquiie
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:55:31 AM No.936058210
>>936054395 (OP)
They look like tamagachis brah
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:19:22 PM No.936058573
>>936054395 (OP)
those are fancy 90's smoke detectors. it was a fad for a minute
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:59:58 PM No.936059282
>>936054395 (OP)
what the actual fuck is this
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:02:23 PM No.936059315
>>936054395 (OP)
they're powered frisbees, and automatically switch on when thrown
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:03:43 PM No.936059338
>>936054395 (OP)
>see a cd-man again after ages
Wow. Hard to believe some things are invented and also become lost tech within few short years
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:22:51 PM No.936059723
>>936054395 (OP)
Scientology Analyzers
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:47:46 PM No.936060158
04YAIKOLatKt
04YAIKOLatKt
md5: 0ba6ded9a2ac62bc847ad7116c1a5160šŸ”
Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emaquiie
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:05:57 PM No.936060477
>>936054395 (OP)
you'll probably get a youtube or tiktok video about these soon and start using it unironically as your main portable music device.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:38:57 PM No.936061121
>>936054395 (OP)
CD players and MP3 players. You're uncle loved his tunes.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:48:28 PM No.936061265
>>936054395 (OP)
woah, your uncle must have been one hell of a pervert. If you really want to get rid of them the bomb defusal folks at the police station should be able to take care of this.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:49:16 PM No.936061280
>>936054395 (OP)
those are literally smoke alarms.