The Ten Rurus of /waifu/

>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.

And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/KKclBgisCMA?si=zrPMmxbtA0CC5rTO

>kneesocks claimed

>>936059525
Dog killer faggot tranny

https://youtu.be/N36iuVCfUDU?si=wYL5RDGuoxfLhuXx

https://youtu.be/tBVu9mzFwrs?si=VWQSIDznQI9KTgfT

https://youtu.be/IWrYNcv7fPk?si=y225S_Sm49xLEafo

>>936059016 (OP)
that's not how tennuun work

Finally waifu all to myself without the tranny discord

Let's spice things up a little, shall we? emyzeth

>dog

>>936063800
>zoophile, sister of a pedophile, pedophile, shotacon, trans, liberal, prostitute, orphan

caked up and roasties mad jealous of drawings

Having a beer and a smoke like a baws

Oh children please be wary
These monsters are not friends
The doctors warned about this
Their beginning is our end
Their tongues are made of silver
They make wither every seed
Our roots they try to sever But remember, just remember
They can bleed
I said they can bleed
Oh, they can bleed

>>936065273

But there's only 9 rules....

>>936063800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjMSHigYChI

https://youtu.be/RbiWBSJPN3A?si=jp8OOFXMe-CMrfZW

>>936066098
>gawk gawk gawk
kys roastie

Her lap smells like Bubba Gump shrimp salad

>>936066449
Roastie upset lmao

Keep fucking up the thread josh idgaf I just shitpost here and nobody likes me

>>936066636
I like you

>>936059583
Extremely cute

>>936059525
very cute

https://youtu.be/WfFnhlKTb3s?si=BzkpjESUxZ_So53D

>>936066728
You don't even know what that means. Earth said they did too and 7 months ago said they hated me.

>>936059016 (OP)

>>936065297
Anzu pisses herself and shits her pants then eats it like a dog.

https://youtu.be/EHHV8V0vVMI?si=f5YlUVs85f_7ESZM

>>936069689
No one cares. These all suck.

>>936068052
how many are those rurals? it would make more sense if this were done for the fujoshi rurals.

Shane has no idea

>>936068052
uh oh! stinky!

>>936072650
I bet you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

I bet you know how licks it takes to get to the meat creme too

>>936073106
You should put a cork in her ass and duct tape her vagina so she stops pissing all over like a sick raccoon.

im having a competition tomorrow on who can draw the most dicks on people mailbox tomorrow

>>936076032
Epic bro. Simply epic. Put it on tiktok.

>>936076090
I don't have tiktok anymore i deleted it after it got banned

only reason i had one is people kept sending me videos and i couldn't watch them

>>936076297
>>936076356
Loser. Tiktok is dumb like these threads. Just gen z tards making prison phone and being woke niggers. Whoever says redheads are black should be shot twice in the chest, hanged and fed to sharks in the ocean.

>>936076466
>phone
Food I mean. I must be having an aneurysm.

>>936076518
I agree they are dumb it's just where I can push my fetish on others and blog. I make good prison food. Who says that? They're roman and nordic blondes. Red hair is just blonde. Half my relatives have red hair and then 1/4th broen 1/4th actually blonde blonde.

>>936076814
Same. Prison food's kinda fun to make. Its a new thing with woke white guilt shit. Redheads are black because there's less of them than other whites and they're supposedly discriminated against and not included in things enough so they are black now. That way niggers can breed them out of existence and the WEF can promote is mudrace bullshit where we can all be one unified race&ethnicity of mud and no one will be different and we can all get along because world peace!

>>936077046
That's not good for my racist fetishizing of asian women occasionally that I have. (only the cute ones though not the ones that are countryside asian)
Reds are discriminated against atleast the men, red men are niggers and assholes.
I'm going to smoke right now

>>936077334
Yeah but you know its just so niggers can fuck white girls and do their genocidal bullshit.
Asian women are the best. All you need is an above average steady income and not to be a fat slob and they'll marry you for a greencard and shit. And not be total sluts or xanax addicted buploar bitches like white women.

https://youtu.be/oGb8YyyQqgU?si=hH7VEiqtqNOn6WWx

>>936078477
Kys

>>936078692
No u

>>936078832
Pussy if you don't.

>>936078944
So you're a pussy?

https://youtu.be/2IUI9UX0PH0?si=CiL_wwC8tP4wJydd

>>936080433
You're still up. AND not playing with us -.-

>>936080665
I dont want to play.

Legs

Legs for days

>>936080702
P.U.N.K.
You don't even know what we playin'

>>936080905
It could be Guilty Gear and id still be watching counter strike.

>>936080970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQqBMz70iM

https://youtu.be/FYH8DsU2WCk?si=RGZiQ40JOwB3DXyE
blue october

I got to transfer some files. not this btw

chest

Butts

>>936086317
CHEEKS

ASS

lol
>>936087054
Oh. My.
Becky-san, look at her butt.
It’s so… BIG.
She looks like one of those waifufags girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those otaku guys anyway?
They only talk to her ’cause she’s thicc, okay?
I mean..,her butt..it’s just so huge!
Like it’s got its own fandom!
It’s just out there!
I mean...wow. Look!
She’s practically 3D!

>>936059016 (OP)
what in tav are you on about

>>936059016 (OP)
the qott and thread songs shall be sung to honor your husbandos.

Jawhol

I have hamburgers and brats din din is served

https://youtu.be/Wolcpa9s6NU?si=rrWLRbGc__HsRmrz

>>936091908
>grown man

>>936092294
Makes his own food bratwurst and hamburgers like a grown man. You hungry? Too bad i'm not a charity
I done that too many times

Butt

>>936092394
You said din din like a toddler fetishizer

>>936092527
LOL ITS NEPTUNE OR CATFAGGOT MAD I SAID THEY DID BABYTALK

BRUH CANADIANS HATE BUT FUCK EM KYARU AND HIS ALTS THAT GUMMI NIGGER, MISTRAL, PROPHET ETC

ALL ANIMUS NIGGERS THOUGHBEIT SO FUCK YALL

https://youtu.be/TiJNsv5GHrI?si=_yTz3gJz2kmHbfKQ

he literally cannot stop thinking about people that aren't even here lmao

>>936092731
theyre not here because they're avatar isn't posted

https://youtu.be/ZMmvrM9wmkc?si=HVO6W6Wu99ffFrjp

>>936092731
And that's a good thing they're not if true

>>936092157
Damn, you still live.

There is a non-zero chance that literally everyone who has posted here, who is not actually dead, is lurking. Do with this paranoia what you will.

>>936094357
There's not many posters and the past ones for the most part just post different avatars so it's true they likely are

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day? emaquiie

Butt

do i have to do yall next?

Shane got banned.

>>936098088
All my posts are still here dumbass

Phantasmagoria cosmos
https://youtu.be/GMSUpKAzRb8?=ovgJkvvQm5wJ4Be3

mfkers are confusing me for cuppa lol

we need ANOTHER discord server

>>936099387
You’re all fags

>>936099878
Why don't you not use discord at all and leave your hugbox echochamber and just post on 4chan?

>>936100183
Who the fuck would ever voluntarily post on 4chan though?

>>936100183
BUT MUH SAFESPACE

>>936099878
Redditor detected!

>>936100524
I would think everyone here does to not have to deal with discord politics
say neptune get his panties in a bunch and says he's going to kick you from the server like he did sasaki unless he made dog noises. Which he did from what i read when he first posted

That not even the worst I was attacking the steam threads last year and they had some malaysian guy howling like a monkey I heard the audio.
Think it was Revvy he used that avatar or whatever
Monkey noises lol

>>936100721
'twas just a joke.
I've never been on any Discord that has anything to do with this place, I think.

>>936100825
Kill yourself nigger scum.

>>936100183
>Implying I don't already
Besides, this place is dead.
>>936100630
Takes one to know one.
>>936101022
Dubs of truth.

>>936101076
I'm too cool for reddit. Id last maybe two days then get banned if I used it

>>936101076
Then stay gone all discord niggers stop coming back you make it worse idc if this is purple even or earth. You join discord you don't need 4chsn if you only are here for this thread. 4chan generals are for people who don't want someone in control of who can be in a topic

>>936101346
Yeah. Fuck authority!

>>936101471
I know it's ironic but when discord faggots in one server are in a thread they try to bully everyone out that isn't.
It's a raid technically

more than half this thread doesn't belong in it especially jules

Anzu should keep his bitchass in discord too with relm.

actually these threads should only be for me because im too controversial for reddit and I don't make allegiances. I want it empty and only for me

Oh look, this thread is still alive lmao.

>22 hour thread
lol i guess people are following my advice finally and getting the fuck out. a few more years and it will be only me

>still this upset
lmao

Good Morning All!
>>936102773
Oi!

>>936104958
Horr Horr~

>>936104995
What'd you call me? Good morning to you, or maybe afternoon.

>>936105225
Just noon. Classy.

Morning all

https://youtu.be/Zs3xXlXSOKk?si=Cfpp6M1SfPC9-2nZ

>>936105434
My timings impeccable as always

>>936105512
Good morning Viv! How are we today?

>>936105665
Impeccable. Like a kindergarten cafeteria after a food fight :3.

>>936105665
Fantastic. Had a wonderful game yesterday and my bf is coming over later. You?

>>936105732
Exactly, right after the janitors are done cleaning it >:P

>>936105818
Everything's coming up Viv!
Good enough, my power went out last night so I didn't sleep great. But! I have coffee, a bit of minecraft, and a long bike ride planned.

>>936106114
The janitors are dead in the closet.

>>936106135
Were they?

>>936106414
Poke'em with a stick and find our yourself.

>>936106114
Indeed. And coffee can fix most days. Minecraft too.

>>936106429
*out
Well maybe I will.

>>936106605
Yes they can, as they are.

>>936106855
It wasn't a typo. Yourself is a shared asset.

>>936107744
Sure Foxxy, you arent getting defensive now hmm?
You are right about that.

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.
https://youtu.be/dO2BKiFpMVc?si=UYjCu_8d7xxO2_LC
>RARAM
>>936094357
4chan security became such a chore. Seems like things have changed.

>>936108103
Nuh uh. Never ever, like ever ever. You can trust me on this one. I never ever, ever ever bring up legality when I'm in the wrong. Nuh uh. no no, no sir.
Have a bride fox as a competent distraction.

>>936108207
*distracted

https://youtu.be/mBG8PEEbfko?si=p8MKiI8O557Gs4UL

>>936108340
Good. Good.
Now give me your credit card number.

>>936108119
Yo momma ugly nigger

>>936108452
1234 5678 1234 5678
6/69 420

>>936108847
Thank you for your service. For your prompt compliance I will charge that account with the amount of 768.118,87 USD. My uncle is a nigerian prince on it's death bed after all.

>>936108931
Wonderful wonderful, I'm going to get so much more after he pays me back after all

You don't like me but if you had a chance you wouldn't fight me.
>>936103993
upset about what?

I'm just kicking you out your own club well not that you belong anyway

>>936108981
Yh :3

>>936108834
Look Shane. You don't know me, I know you. What you think you know is laughably incorrect and only invites more hell upon you. As long as it makes you happy.

can't kick someone out of their club if the person trying to do so especially doesn't belong
lol

>>936109125
I do know you and I know where you live in your moms basement. Catch a fade

>>936109189
Mmhmm. I liked that AI one they did. >>936066098

>>936109172
What are your terms for what especially doesn't belong?
it's a porn adjacent thread. that's it
>>936109238
Catch a fade don't duck again bitch. You home? Cuz i can go to your moms crib again

>>936109238
>Nigger likes ai edits
Fake pictures make you feel like you're getting over. I can make you eat shit irl i don't need ai and make a fake picture

where are you at? Remember your homie the tranny?

>>936109258
You won't do shit. You're just gonna yapp all day. Next you're gonna pull out the screenshots that make no fuckin sense then idk spam porn. You're a one trick pony Shane.

it really isn't though

>>936109386
PUT IT ON YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU DIDNT GET PULLED UP ON.
>>936109422
It really is doe but avatarfags swear up n down it's not and waifus are some schizo relationship thing and special

/dhg/ - Darth Hazmat General

>>936109499
I've never seen you in person Shane. Pray to God I never do.

>>936109386
You on washtenaw? this the outlet
>>936109519
right.. you got pulled up on

>>936109545
Yea because you ducked the fade stayed in crib

lol

>>936109586
Mmhmm.
You dumbass. I can't post files incognito. THAT WAS NOT ME. THIS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

>Pray to God I never do
You have no notches you saying this to a fighter
I don't care about fictional stories. I'm convicted of aggravated battery
>>936109730
Yeah like it matters. I'm not chasing who's legit if you're here. Tf you incognito for?
you still can't go on porn sites your mom would be mad?

>>936109808
Well I can't use a VPN and I'm not gonna raw dog the internet. Never raw dog the internet.

>it matters who you reply to when im in the thread and message is to me but if i dont get linked it's not really to me. im totally not going to lie frfr. In fact im not here frfr someone is imitating me frfr. i have never had trouble with you sir please understand my confusion and my understanding of your wrath upon me that i feel is unjustified and unfair
cowardly shit all the time like imma punch you through the screen

He really is that schizophrenic lmao. Absolute lolcow.

>>936110040
If he's in the thread it doesn't matter who got linked. Now you're playing the "nobody is actually who they avatar and namefag" bullshit despite what they talk about lines up with who they are.

that's shielding and cowardly

Let’s say I’m talking to someone named KneeSocks. We’re having a good conversation, and I know who he is. The name doesn’t really matter—it could be anyone—but for the sake of the example, I’m using KneeSocks. Now, imagine the conversation takes a turn and we get into an argument. He starts talking trash, but it’s still clearly him.

Then suddenly, people start claiming, “That’s not really KneeSocks, it’s an imposter,” even though everything lines up and points to it actually being him. That’s what you’re doing—ignoring all the signs that it’s the same person just because things got uncomfortable or messy.

some sono tier bullshit. even when caught deny deny deny

>>936109999
Quite the opposite. I'm telling you to address me directly not the free rent idol in your head.

holy schizo retard

>>936110297
That's what im doing im addressing you and you just pulled a sono move

>>936110317
>mark isn't here, he hasn't posted in this thread at all. it is an imposter who acts exactly the same.

>>936110336
I'm not sono. I'm just ignoring your bullshit so I can force you into a rational conversation.

>>936110472
Wtf is irrational? You got pulled up on your momma ugly I know where you live in your moms basement. You're a bitch you should leave for being a coward online or catch the fade i want smoke

>tl;dr
Schizo.

>>936110545
>Wtf is irrational?
All of that. Literally all of it.

>>936110641
How is that irrational? You made fighting words and I made fighting words. We have to fight as men we are not far from eachother.
I want the smoke coward

We can do this near slag valley slag valley 95th houston at 3

>>936110703
No. We are not equal men. You are inferior. You will die.

>>936110864
That's why you're ducking 2nd time fucking coward

>>936110902
You are free to test your theories but I have warned you.

>you will die
>ducking the fade doe because he'd win the fight
I'm cobra kai we are not conflict avoiders mark-san

>>936110989
Ok see you at 3 ill give you an hour

Said the man who fought a window...
And lost to the window lmao.

>>936111036
What the fuck timezone are you boofin?

>>936111040
That's not what happened I fought some guy and busted his car window
ofcourse imma get cut
put your hand through glass and try not getting cut

>>936111090
3pm i gotta charge my phone

Oh, it's a car window now lmao. He even forgets what he complained about for weeks around here kek.
What a pathetic dumbass.

https://youtu.be/bE3Z4WoiFwc?si=3jW-1h_FfkXpB53-
Good heavens.

imma take a picture at 3pm and you won't be there
>>936111174
it always was

dude have an issue with the time because he doesn't live in his own crib like me he got a curfew lol

At least he admits he was always a pathetic dumbass kek.

>>936111306
like that helmet reminds me of that headless biker show

>>936111296
Or maybe I have better things to do with my Sunday than be mad all day. Buh bye.

>>936111421
Nah you're just a bitch. you got something to do why you here? Mfker you got that lincoln you can be there in 10min
you're just scared of conflict you wanna just rara on the keyboard

t. dude who's going to spend all day seething in the thread

>you got something to do why you here?
Oh, the irony lmao from someone that's here 24/7/365.

>>936111587
Nah imma be out there at 3 i was going out anyway that way anyway and said so.

I saw dude post imma say if he wants the fade we both disrespecting eachother we should fight like men not just disrespecting eachother and do nothing.

>>936111600
I never claim i got something better to do. If i ever do i'll just do it. nike. ive said thid before

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHA.

remember when he took a picture of a sign said that was proof of him showing up to mark's house instead of just taking a picture of the actual house
lmao

My objective currently is to be a problem
a menace to society and waifu

and said*

>>936111835
I did take a picture of his house well his moms where he lives i just can't post it and i know that. You should stay out of this though animus faggot sako

>currently
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHA.

Cheerleading for a nigger lmao.

who the fuck is sako

i don't know how many times you need to be told you're not going to call me out, especially when you keep going through the same 7 people LMAO
>can't post it
same guy who said there's zero repercussions to anything he posts btw

there they go again
"so and so doesn't exist"
>>936112167
I don't have the picture anymore. I am calling you out 3pm faggot

I literally can't with all this cowardice
back 2 back cowardly actions
>im anonymous that avatarfag is not the same person no he's not same person just acts same
reminds me i called senlo out in r9k and he denied it then folded

LMAO based retard LMAO

why are people so scared to admit they make a statement?
>im anonamoose i can trash talk everyone now because nobody can definitively tell who i am although its redundant and i can do so anyways with my avatar with no repercussions and actually be respected for standing by my statements possibly resolving whatever issues i am voicing

my new bed

>>936113039
Hi sono

>>936113039
Timestamp? I didn't know ariel was your waifu. Finally a real waifufag

it's actually quite easy to figure out who someone is without images as long as you aren't retarded and obsessed with trying to epic gotcha them
lol

>>936113151
Not really because you can just say " lol that's not me"

>>936113151
Oh yeah, prove who I am, without any doubt.

https://youtu.be/UiIy784uDV8?si=Wa0ElZNmZMYRGO6n

lol

>>936113251
You're a faggot nigger.

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>936113604
'Allo.

>>936114198
Hello Miorine claimer.

How is everyone today?
I want to play Kanji Study with Suzuka...

>>936114749
You still never had sex
>>936114792
no but you're a coward you don't want to catch these hands

>>936115049
That is not a claimer they have never claimed it is one of the animus trannys or farmers

>>936115049
Yo.

They're the same thing anyway and there's no waifufags on /b/

>>936115648
You have pussy hands. Nigger.

>>936115834
Ok show me nigger

>>936115906
>>936115906
>>936115906