>Be me
>Eat like shit most of my life
>Normal shits
>Decide to eat healthy for a change to be better
>Cut out Soda and fast food
>Normal Shits
>Couple weeks later, going out with friends and we eat fast food
>Decide to treat myself
>Next day
>Massive explosive diarrhea

The fuck?

Muttlife

your body adapts to dumb shit you put in it regularly, but if you stop it loses that tolerance
>be me, drink milk every day for 20 years
>stop drinking milk for a while
>now if I drink milk, I need to shit suddenly 30 minutes later
>if I drink milk 3 days in a row, I no longer need to shit as my body gets used to it again